Jorty Spice
@jortyspice.bsky.social
The only thing original about you is sin
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Jorty Spice
@jortyspice.bsky.social
· Mar 29
What if Eric Burney got a low taper fade
Thanks for coming out y’all we’re Tobias Jesso Jr Goon II Mediafire Blogspot, please buy the touring band’s merch
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Thanks for coming out y’all we’re Tobias Jesso Jr Goon II Mediafire Blogspot, please buy the touring band’s merch
New Tobias Jesso Jr track got a part in it that sounds like he’s slamming his penis in the car door over and over again
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
New Tobias Jesso Jr track got a part in it that sounds like he’s slamming his penis in the car door over and over again
Saw a woman with a shirt that said “I HAVE DECIDED” with no other information
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Saw a woman with a shirt that said “I HAVE DECIDED” with no other information
I have a suspicion of the subway takes guy i would deem “healthy”
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I have a suspicion of the subway takes guy i would deem “healthy”
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In Gracie Mansion, Eric Adams is cheering himself up by watching a VHS tape of the concert where Curtis Mayfield got paralyzed by falling lighting equipment.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
In Gracie Mansion, Eric Adams is cheering himself up by watching a VHS tape of the concert where Curtis Mayfield got paralyzed by falling lighting equipment.
I love installing fonts
Had the thought that I should post this to bluesky and accidentally opened up Venmo instead
Had the thought that I should post this to bluesky and accidentally opened up Venmo instead
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I love installing fonts
Had the thought that I should post this to bluesky and accidentally opened up Venmo instead
Had the thought that I should post this to bluesky and accidentally opened up Venmo instead
In 2026 we’re all gonna start saying “smoking onion” again. Yes, again. Read a book
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
In 2026 we’re all gonna start saying “smoking onion” again. Yes, again. Read a book
Eating the illicit fourth hot dog arc of the covenant style
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Eating the illicit fourth hot dog arc of the covenant style
This dude’s name is not HARLAN STEED lmao come on
Show Me The Body's Harlan Steed shares gothed-out debut solo single "Meet Me In The Graveyard"
Show Me The Body's Harlan Steed Shares Debut Solo Single "Meet Me In The Graveyard"
Show Me The Body bassist Harlan Steed is making his solo debut. You can never know what to expect with the raucous NYC band, so it would be hard to guess what Steed’s lone foray would be. It turns out...
www.stereogum.com
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This dude’s name is not HARLAN STEED lmao come on
Proud of this one, been a huge fan of the menagerie of tyler projects for years
@jortyspice.bsky.social and Tyler Fassnacht sat down for a wide-ranging chat about the Baby Tyler oeuvre (including the new album), the definition of "success" in punk, his wild stage show, and never compromising the art. A read that gets into why I've long been inspired by this Wisconsin icon.
baby tyler uncompromisingly pursues his dreams
For over a decade, Tyler Fassnacht has been putting out records and leaving it all on stage. With the release of his new album, he discusses what “success” looks like in punk.
see-saw.fun
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Proud of this one, been a huge fan of the menagerie of tyler projects for years
Love when people spell poser “poseur” hon hon oui oui
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Love when people spell poser “poseur” hon hon oui oui
Just saw someone smoking a cigarette Blair witch style (facing the corner unmoving during October)
October 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just saw someone smoking a cigarette Blair witch style (facing the corner unmoving during October)
Bandido dragging washed Okada to the most interesting work of his aew career is the best evidence that he is the best wrestler of 2025
the dramatic shot behind Okada -> Okada's "mostly awake" expression lmao
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Bandido dragging washed Okada to the most interesting work of his aew career is the best evidence that he is the best wrestler of 2025
All skeletons are male
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
All skeletons are male
Isn’t every margarita a lime-a-rita when you think about it
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Isn’t every margarita a lime-a-rita when you think about it
I think bluesky accidentally served me alara reborn era magic the gathering art but I really am the target audience for this. I’m gonna try to remember the card’s name. Wicked occultist?
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I think bluesky accidentally served me alara reborn era magic the gathering art but I really am the target audience for this. I’m gonna try to remember the card’s name. Wicked occultist?
I think it’s kinda sick that other countries are like “this land is called Nippon” and we’re like “no, it’s Japan” and then if you call it Nippon you’re a little freak lmfao
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think it’s kinda sick that other countries are like “this land is called Nippon” and we’re like “no, it’s Japan” and then if you call it Nippon you’re a little freak lmfao
Isaac Brock really thought he had a point with “we kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves” like yes bitch I am not coughing on people do you want me to??
October 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Isaac Brock really thought he had a point with “we kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves” like yes bitch I am not coughing on people do you want me to??
I think all the time about how neon Indian created the only actual factual hazy digital shoegaze/chillwave hybrid with era extrana and then a few years later he was like “what if I was Prince but sometimes I did reggae” lmfao
October 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I think all the time about how neon Indian created the only actual factual hazy digital shoegaze/chillwave hybrid with era extrana and then a few years later he was like “what if I was Prince but sometimes I did reggae” lmfao
Yeah it was awesome
Seeing Lorde and Chanel Beads tomorrow, excited to be really mad at the crowd in the moment and then three weeks from now be like “yeah it was awesome”
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Yeah it was awesome
What is the tush push
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
What is the tush push
Please enjoy this podcast where I am described as “the angriest” person in a conversation about Kermit the frog
in the 51st episode of Punk This Week, I get my ass kicked by Kermit the Frog stans and then cocoon fully into my stereotype of only talking about Australian punk bands
punk this week podcast 51: nape neck + the prize
Wherein Kermit the Frog stans exact their revenge on see-saw.fun proprietor Evan Minsker.
see-saw.fun
September 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Please enjoy this podcast where I am described as “the angriest” person in a conversation about Kermit the frog
Seeing Lorde and Chanel Beads tomorrow, excited to be really mad at the crowd in the moment and then three weeks from now be like “yeah it was awesome”
September 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Seeing Lorde and Chanel Beads tomorrow, excited to be really mad at the crowd in the moment and then three weeks from now be like “yeah it was awesome”
I wish this app was good but every time I boot up the algo feed it just serves me stuff like this. What is this. Why would you say this. Why am I seeing this
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I wish this app was good but every time I boot up the algo feed it just serves me stuff like this. What is this. Why would you say this. Why am I seeing this
Autocorrect just changed “fuckable” to “suckable”
September 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Autocorrect just changed “fuckable” to “suckable”