Mrs. Quinn
@jorq.bsky.social
“Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”
~Dorothy Parker “Inventory”
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”
~Dorothy Parker “Inventory”
Goodbye to a great actress 😎**
**the sunglasses are because I’m in mourning
**the sunglasses are because I’m in mourning
January 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Goodbye to a great actress 😎**
**the sunglasses are because I’m in mourning
**the sunglasses are because I’m in mourning
If I hear anyone supporting MAGA talk about the new He-Man movie I’m gonna tell them it was almost called They-Person to be more gender inclusive
2026 needs to be full of big acts of resistance as well as small acts of being a dumb fucking menace
2026 needs to be full of big acts of resistance as well as small acts of being a dumb fucking menace
a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work
ALT: a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If I hear anyone supporting MAGA talk about the new He-Man movie I’m gonna tell them it was almost called They-Person to be more gender inclusive
2026 needs to be full of big acts of resistance as well as small acts of being a dumb fucking menace
2026 needs to be full of big acts of resistance as well as small acts of being a dumb fucking menace
Reposted by Mrs. Quinn
ICE releasing footage of them calling Renee Good a “fucking bitch” directly after shooting her in the face while she was trying to de-escalate doesn’t make them look like psychopathic murderers at all.
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
ICE releasing footage of them calling Renee Good a “fucking bitch” directly after shooting her in the face while she was trying to de-escalate doesn’t make them look like psychopathic murderers at all.
Jesus is the ultimate “it’s my birthday month” girlie
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Jesus is the ultimate “it’s my birthday month” girlie
I have always maintained that I want to be wiped out in the first wave of whatever apocolypse hits
But on the off chance I survive
My witchy ass is gonna collect so many bones
At that point I won’t care what kind, I’ll just be happy for my ethically sourced chachkies
But on the off chance I survive
My witchy ass is gonna collect so many bones
At that point I won’t care what kind, I’ll just be happy for my ethically sourced chachkies
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have always maintained that I want to be wiped out in the first wave of whatever apocolypse hits
But on the off chance I survive
My witchy ass is gonna collect so many bones
At that point I won’t care what kind, I’ll just be happy for my ethically sourced chachkies
But on the off chance I survive
My witchy ass is gonna collect so many bones
At that point I won’t care what kind, I’ll just be happy for my ethically sourced chachkies
I asked my husband what time his 6 guests were coming over to play MTG. “Early afternoon, I think.” I asked him to clarify and he said “idk 3? Maybe 1?” As though I was asking what early afternoon meant.
I cannot comprehend not having basic details for hosting 6 people this is making my bones itch
I cannot comprehend not having basic details for hosting 6 people this is making my bones itch
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I asked my husband what time his 6 guests were coming over to play MTG. “Early afternoon, I think.” I asked him to clarify and he said “idk 3? Maybe 1?” As though I was asking what early afternoon meant.
I cannot comprehend not having basic details for hosting 6 people this is making my bones itch
I cannot comprehend not having basic details for hosting 6 people this is making my bones itch
I thought Busta Rhymes on the Ninja Turtle float was going to be my favorite, then Lil Jon made my family watch me attempt to twerk to Turn Down For What so they could have a visual of what I actually did during college
#macysthanksgivingdayparade #mybackhurts
#macysthanksgivingdayparade #mybackhurts
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I thought Busta Rhymes on the Ninja Turtle float was going to be my favorite, then Lil Jon made my family watch me attempt to twerk to Turn Down For What so they could have a visual of what I actually did during college
#macysthanksgivingdayparade #mybackhurts
#macysthanksgivingdayparade #mybackhurts
Ads for workout clothes mainly shows women posing all cute or getting coffee. We need more ads showing women doing what we actually do while exercising, like this one, looking over her shoulder to make sure she isn’t being followed.
October 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ads for workout clothes mainly shows women posing all cute or getting coffee. We need more ads showing women doing what we actually do while exercising, like this one, looking over her shoulder to make sure she isn’t being followed.
Me about 1400x/day to my dauschund-mix dog, to the tune of the song Hands by Jewel:
🎶 My dog, she is so small, she’s
Not big, she is so small 🎶
🎶 My dog, she is so small, she’s
Not big, she is so small 🎶
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me about 1400x/day to my dauschund-mix dog, to the tune of the song Hands by Jewel:
🎶 My dog, she is so small, she’s
Not big, she is so small 🎶
🎶 My dog, she is so small, she’s
Not big, she is so small 🎶
My doctors: only after exhausting every other possible solution will we prescribe you meds for ADHD bcuz you will probably abuse them they’re so addictive you’re just lazy & want to party🖕🏻
Me: oh I have a headache bcuz I was supposed to take those oh so addictive meds 4 hours ago and I forgot 🤷🏼♀️
Me: oh I have a headache bcuz I was supposed to take those oh so addictive meds 4 hours ago and I forgot 🤷🏼♀️
July 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My doctors: only after exhausting every other possible solution will we prescribe you meds for ADHD bcuz you will probably abuse them they’re so addictive you’re just lazy & want to party🖕🏻
Me: oh I have a headache bcuz I was supposed to take those oh so addictive meds 4 hours ago and I forgot 🤷🏼♀️
Me: oh I have a headache bcuz I was supposed to take those oh so addictive meds 4 hours ago and I forgot 🤷🏼♀️
Me: *thinking about my husband with such romantic fervor and longing there isn’t an art form existing that could convey it*
My text to him: babe come home I have a zitty u gotta get it
My text to him: babe come home I have a zitty u gotta get it
July 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Me: *thinking about my husband with such romantic fervor and longing there isn’t an art form existing that could convey it*
My text to him: babe come home I have a zitty u gotta get it
My text to him: babe come home I have a zitty u gotta get it
IMO Sometimes being an ally is marching. Sometimes it’s confronting your racist uncle.
And sometimes it’s liking black/brown/queer content while you rot & doomscroll, even if it’s not interesting to you. Promoting voices that are historically silenced is always good. Your algorithm will recover.
And sometimes it’s liking black/brown/queer content while you rot & doomscroll, even if it’s not interesting to you. Promoting voices that are historically silenced is always good. Your algorithm will recover.
June 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
IMO Sometimes being an ally is marching. Sometimes it’s confronting your racist uncle.
And sometimes it’s liking black/brown/queer content while you rot & doomscroll, even if it’s not interesting to you. Promoting voices that are historically silenced is always good. Your algorithm will recover.
And sometimes it’s liking black/brown/queer content while you rot & doomscroll, even if it’s not interesting to you. Promoting voices that are historically silenced is always good. Your algorithm will recover.
Being superstar famous sounds awful, I want to be that level of famous where I get those cutesy interviews with a bunch of kittens or puppies. Getting paid to talk about myself from beneath a pile of baby animals is really what I was born to do.
May 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Being superstar famous sounds awful, I want to be that level of famous where I get those cutesy interviews with a bunch of kittens or puppies. Getting paid to talk about myself from beneath a pile of baby animals is really what I was born to do.
I could never switch careers. I didn’t notice that the leggings I’ve been wearing to work every day this week had not one, but *two* holes in the butt till mid Thursday. You want me to succeed in corporate casual? I cant even keep leisureware good enough for HR. #nannylife #nannyfail #nanny
April 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I could never switch careers. I didn’t notice that the leggings I’ve been wearing to work every day this week had not one, but *two* holes in the butt till mid Thursday. You want me to succeed in corporate casual? I cant even keep leisureware good enough for HR. #nannylife #nannyfail #nanny
Someday someone make a realistic fake newborn cheaply enough that TV shows can use it; nothing takes me out of a birth scene more than a nurse handing over a clearly 3-5mo baby. Like no ma’am, Melissa Fumero did NOT push out that near-toddler today, send it back to preschool his teachers are worried
April 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Someday someone make a realistic fake newborn cheaply enough that TV shows can use it; nothing takes me out of a birth scene more than a nurse handing over a clearly 3-5mo baby. Like no ma’am, Melissa Fumero did NOT push out that near-toddler today, send it back to preschool his teachers are worried
4yrold just now: “Speaking of cheese, can I have some water?”
Still smarter than what 90% of customers said when I worked retail 🙃 #nannylife #nannyproblems #nanny
Still smarter than what 90% of customers said when I worked retail 🙃 #nannylife #nannyproblems #nanny
April 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
4yrold just now: “Speaking of cheese, can I have some water?”
Still smarter than what 90% of customers said when I worked retail 🙃 #nannylife #nannyproblems #nanny
Still smarter than what 90% of customers said when I worked retail 🙃 #nannylife #nannyproblems #nanny
Foundation: Math is the creation of history, math is a beautiful telling of stories, a great predictor and immensely powerful tool—
Me, so terrible at math she can’t make change without a calculator and very insecure about that fact: lol whatever nerds
Me, so terrible at math she can’t make change without a calculator and very insecure about that fact: lol whatever nerds
March 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Foundation: Math is the creation of history, math is a beautiful telling of stories, a great predictor and immensely powerful tool—
Me, so terrible at math she can’t make change without a calculator and very insecure about that fact: lol whatever nerds
Me, so terrible at math she can’t make change without a calculator and very insecure about that fact: lol whatever nerds
My one and only complaint I’ve ever had about any episode of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social is in the most recent one:
Not a single dog was named Evelyn Tucci.
Not a single dog was named Evelyn Tucci.
February 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My one and only complaint I’ve ever had about any episode of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social is in the most recent one:
Not a single dog was named Evelyn Tucci.
Not a single dog was named Evelyn Tucci.
3 years ago when I was a nanny for a 7yrold, she didn’t know it was Black History Month until literally the last day of February. Not mentioned once at school.
Everything happening right now to erase anything celebrating minorities and LGBTQIA+ community is horrifying, but not…totally surprising.
Everything happening right now to erase anything celebrating minorities and LGBTQIA+ community is horrifying, but not…totally surprising.
February 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
3 years ago when I was a nanny for a 7yrold, she didn’t know it was Black History Month until literally the last day of February. Not mentioned once at school.
Everything happening right now to erase anything celebrating minorities and LGBTQIA+ community is horrifying, but not…totally surprising.
Everything happening right now to erase anything celebrating minorities and LGBTQIA+ community is horrifying, but not…totally surprising.
Not that we *need* more examples of AI being useless and wrong, but it’s just nice to have
January 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Not that we *need* more examples of AI being useless and wrong, but it’s just nice to have
I think method acting is such an insufferable practice, but I would like it more if they were forced to commit. Like COMMIT commit.
Like if Abe Lincoln didn’t have access to air conditioning, WiFi, modern dental care, Doritos, or labradoodles, neither should Daniel Day-Lewis.
Like if Abe Lincoln didn’t have access to air conditioning, WiFi, modern dental care, Doritos, or labradoodles, neither should Daniel Day-Lewis.
January 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I think method acting is such an insufferable practice, but I would like it more if they were forced to commit. Like COMMIT commit.
Like if Abe Lincoln didn’t have access to air conditioning, WiFi, modern dental care, Doritos, or labradoodles, neither should Daniel Day-Lewis.
Like if Abe Lincoln didn’t have access to air conditioning, WiFi, modern dental care, Doritos, or labradoodles, neither should Daniel Day-Lewis.
Thankfully now everyone I know if as broke as I have been this whole time, my Instagram is safe
![Screenshot of a tweet of a bitter, bitter woman, and it reads:
Me @20: I’m not going to be one of those ppl who hates others for their success
Me@30: no but literally bitch u spend 90% of the year instagramming ur vacations u Kardashian meet what job can y do no work that pays for Paris & Italy & Brazil in one year fuck you [middle finger emojis]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mmt2pcqy3sacpkdhssvacazi/bafkreigp6xfppycvtlt3csn2jty3kvcs7mv2bbh6aloaz5tcqmem24gdi4@jpeg)
January 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Thankfully now everyone I know if as broke as I have been this whole time, my Instagram is safe
“From now on, they are no longer *my* cabbages. They are *our* cabbages.” —the wedding vows of the My Cabbages guy
December 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
“From now on, they are no longer *my* cabbages. They are *our* cabbages.” —the wedding vows of the My Cabbages guy
Finally watching Castlevania, & halfway through a fight scene I said out loud, “wow this would make a great video game!”
Brb gotta pop back in time 30 years, find tiny me playing Castlevania on the OG Gameboy, and let her know that, intellectually, she’s more or less peaked.
Brb gotta pop back in time 30 years, find tiny me playing Castlevania on the OG Gameboy, and let her know that, intellectually, she’s more or less peaked.
December 29, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Finally watching Castlevania, & halfway through a fight scene I said out loud, “wow this would make a great video game!”
Brb gotta pop back in time 30 years, find tiny me playing Castlevania on the OG Gameboy, and let her know that, intellectually, she’s more or less peaked.
Brb gotta pop back in time 30 years, find tiny me playing Castlevania on the OG Gameboy, and let her know that, intellectually, she’s more or less peaked.