Jordon Greene
@jordongreene.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Author of EVERY WORD YOU NEVER SAID
✨ HOW (NOT) TO CONJURE A BOYFRIEND (March 10)
作家です。日本語を勉強しています。[he/him]
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✨ HOW (NOT) TO CONJURE A BOYFRIEND (March 10)
作家です。日本語を勉強しています。[he/him]
www.jordongreene.com/links
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“…a cozy, magical romance…” 🥹 Thank you so much @matthewhubbard.bsky.social!
Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026!
Preorder links in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026!
Preorder links in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
It “…casts an irresistible spell.” 😍 Thank you @joshwinning.bsky.social , author of the upcoming Be Still My Unbeating Heart, for the super sweet blurb for How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend!
Preorder link in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder link in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It “…casts an irresistible spell.” 😍 Thank you @joshwinning.bsky.social , author of the upcoming Be Still My Unbeating Heart, for the super sweet blurb for How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend!
Preorder link in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder link in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
“…a cozy, magical romance…” 🥹 Thank you so much @matthewhubbard.bsky.social!
Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026!
Preorder links in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026!
Preorder links in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“…a cozy, magical romance…” 🥹 Thank you so much @matthewhubbard.bsky.social!
Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026!
Preorder links in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026!
Preorder links in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
New logo & brand alert! Oh, and a website, all thanks to Emu at Made by Emories for designing a beautiful new logo and branding suite for me! I love it and I hope you do as well!
Be sure to check out my new website design as well at jordongreene.com or the link in my bio.
Be sure to check out my new website design as well at jordongreene.com or the link in my bio.
October 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
New logo & brand alert! Oh, and a website, all thanks to Emu at Made by Emories for designing a beautiful new logo and branding suite for me! I love it and I hope you do as well!
Be sure to check out my new website design as well at jordongreene.com or the link in my bio.
Be sure to check out my new website design as well at jordongreene.com or the link in my bio.
Check out Mackenzie’s “Boyfriend Spell Hype Mix” in all its K-Pop and J-Pop glory! In How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend both the main characters love their K-Pop and J-Pop, much like me, and Mack even nicknames his car after an idol.
Preorder Now at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder Now at jordongreene.com/conjure
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Check out Mackenzie’s “Boyfriend Spell Hype Mix” in all its K-Pop and J-Pop glory! In How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend both the main characters love their K-Pop and J-Pop, much like me, and Mack even nicknames his car after an idol.
Preorder Now at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder Now at jordongreene.com/conjure
“You’re The One!” - Mack’s best friend is a lot of fun, so I figured I’d make her little enby realization be the first quote reveal from How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Get ready for more funny realizations and laughs come March 10!
Preorder Link in Bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder Link in Bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
October 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“You’re The One!” - Mack’s best friend is a lot of fun, so I figured I’d make her little enby realization be the first quote reveal from How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Get ready for more funny realizations and laughs come March 10!
Preorder Link in Bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
Preorder Link in Bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
I agree with Asimov. The books they don’t want you to read are usually the ones most worth reading.
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I agree with Asimov. The books they don’t want you to read are usually the ones most worth reading.
Alice in Borderland: Season 3 is amazing!!! I have two episodes left and I don’t want it to end!
September 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Alice in Borderland: Season 3 is amazing!!! I have two episodes left and I don’t want it to end!
I’m so tired of people in my country who 1) demean those whose native tongue isn’t English when they speak it, or 2) think if you aren’t speaking English you can’t be American.
Your hate is showing, and it’s disgusting. Plus, the fact they know multiple languages is honestly incredible!
Your hate is showing, and it’s disgusting. Plus, the fact they know multiple languages is honestly incredible!
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m so tired of people in my country who 1) demean those whose native tongue isn’t English when they speak it, or 2) think if you aren’t speaking English you can’t be American.
Your hate is showing, and it’s disgusting. Plus, the fact they know multiple languages is honestly incredible!
Your hate is showing, and it’s disgusting. Plus, the fact they know multiple languages is honestly incredible!
It’s Banned Books Week! Go read a book they don’t want you to read!
September 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It’s Banned Books Week! Go read a book they don’t want you to read!
My new tattoo memorializing my trek to the Kamishikimi Kumanoimasu Shrine in Kumamoto Japan is done! Thanks to Craig at Relentless Ink in Kannapolis, NC!!
September 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My new tattoo memorializing my trek to the Kamishikimi Kumanoimasu Shrine in Kumamoto Japan is done! Thanks to Craig at Relentless Ink in Kannapolis, NC!!
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kinziethings.com/2025/09/16/r... a cute, queer YA! Coming in 2026 from @jordongreene.bsky.social
REVIEW: How (Not) To Conjure a Boyfriend by Jordon Greene
Standing at the foot of my comatose crush’s hospital bed is not how I envisioned becoming Hayden’s partner. First I needed to find out if he’s even into the theys, then hopefully some flirting, a…
kinziethings.com
September 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
kinziethings.com/2025/09/16/r... a cute, queer YA! Coming in 2026 from @jordongreene.bsky.social
Cover reveal for the hardback of HOW (NOT) TO CONJURE A BOYFRIEND! Preorder links in bio! Out March 10, 2026!
August 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Cover reveal for the hardback of HOW (NOT) TO CONJURE A BOYFRIEND! Preorder links in bio! Out March 10, 2026!
It's official. This hateful and evil individual has officially brought a case to overturn same-sex marriage's nationwide legality to the Supreme Court. abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
Supreme Court formally asked to overturn landmark same-sex marriage ruling
10 years after the Supreme Court extended marriage rights to all same-sex couples, it will consider whether to take a case asking it to overturn the decision.
abcnews.go.com
August 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's official. This hateful and evil individual has officially brought a case to overturn same-sex marriage's nationwide legality to the Supreme Court. abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
Fucking Nazis. This is literally the type of thing Hitler and the Nazis did at the beginning of the Third Reich. Dehumanization and creation of a fake enemy in the trans community. It’s sick and a sign of what’s to come. www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...
U.S. Air Force to deny early retirement benefits to some transgender service members
The U.S. Air Force said Thursday it would deny all transgender service members who have served between 15 and 18 years the option to retire early and would instead separate them without retirement ben...
www.npr.org
August 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fucking Nazis. This is literally the type of thing Hitler and the Nazis did at the beginning of the Third Reich. Dehumanization and creation of a fake enemy in the trans community. It’s sick and a sign of what’s to come. www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...
PSA: It’s extremely rude to take phone calls without headphones at restaurants. I don’t need to take part in your conversation or be able to hear every word of it from three booths away.
August 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
PSA: It’s extremely rude to take phone calls without headphones at restaurants. I don’t need to take part in your conversation or be able to hear every word of it from three booths away.
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A good, old-fashioned slasher tale w/ enough suspense, emotion, & bloodiness to satisfy any fan. It's pretty hardcore horror & things get VERY messy. Reminiscent of your favorite Halloween-themed films from the past.
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July 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A good, old-fashioned slasher tale w/ enough suspense, emotion, & bloodiness to satisfy any fan. It's pretty hardcore horror & things get VERY messy. Reminiscent of your favorite Halloween-themed films from the past.
@jordongreene.bsky.social
#booksky #bookrecommendations 📚📕 📚❔ 📚❓
💙📚
🩸📚
@jordongreene.bsky.social
#booksky #bookrecommendations 📚📕 📚❔ 📚❓
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Despite what our “Dear Leader” so ignorantly said about ranked choice voting in NYC, ranked choice voting is a significant improvement over first-past-the-post systems (like most places in the US use) as it greatly increases the chance of the most preferred candidate winning.
July 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Despite what our “Dear Leader” so ignorantly said about ranked choice voting in NYC, ranked choice voting is a significant improvement over first-past-the-post systems (like most places in the US use) as it greatly increases the chance of the most preferred candidate winning.
Oooh!!! Secrets!! Mwahahaha! 🦇✨ Want to know what it’s about it? Check back on July 23!
I know, I’m mean. 😂 Just imagine having to keep the secret though . 😂
I know, I’m mean. 😂 Just imagine having to keep the secret though . 😂
June 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Oooh!!! Secrets!! Mwahahaha! 🦇✨ Want to know what it’s about it? Check back on July 23!
I know, I’m mean. 😂 Just imagine having to keep the secret though . 😂
I know, I’m mean. 😂 Just imagine having to keep the secret though . 😂
America has no king!
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
America has no king!
Trump is America’s wannabe Hitler. Let’s make sure he remains only a wannabe.
June 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Trump is America’s wannabe Hitler. Let’s make sure he remains only a wannabe.
Only 3 week left to secure you’re preorder FREEBIES and a signed book by preordering The No Repeat Policy from Editions Bookstore!! Don’t miss out on these hot and spicy items, including a bookmark and a “The Lord’s Work” sticker!
Link in Bio or go to jordongreene.com/preorder-cam...
Link in Bio or go to jordongreene.com/preorder-cam...
June 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Only 3 week left to secure you’re preorder FREEBIES and a signed book by preordering The No Repeat Policy from Editions Bookstore!! Don’t miss out on these hot and spicy items, including a bookmark and a “The Lord’s Work” sticker!
Link in Bio or go to jordongreene.com/preorder-cam...
Link in Bio or go to jordongreene.com/preorder-cam...
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Please listen to the UN General Secretary.
June 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Please listen to the UN General Secretary.
The No Repeat Policy is “a sweet, and sexy tale” according to @calikitsu.bsky.social , the author of Vincent & Sivan! Thank you so much Cali!!
Preorder links in bio, and don’t forget you get free goodies when you preorder from Editions (US & Canada Only)
Preorder links in bio, and don’t forget you get free goodies when you preorder from Editions (US & Canada Only)
May 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The No Repeat Policy is “a sweet, and sexy tale” according to @calikitsu.bsky.social , the author of Vincent & Sivan! Thank you so much Cali!!
Preorder links in bio, and don’t forget you get free goodies when you preorder from Editions (US & Canada Only)
Preorder links in bio, and don’t forget you get free goodies when you preorder from Editions (US & Canada Only)
📣 When you preorder The No Repeat
Policy by Jordon Greene you'll get the "Do the Lord's Work" 🥵 transparent sticker for FREE only when your preorder from @EditionsShop! Designed by my friend Sidney of All Booked Media!
Preorder now to get your free swag jordongreene.com/preorder-campaign
Policy by Jordon Greene you'll get the "Do the Lord's Work" 🥵 transparent sticker for FREE only when your preorder from @EditionsShop! Designed by my friend Sidney of All Booked Media!
Preorder now to get your free swag jordongreene.com/preorder-campaign
May 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
📣 When you preorder The No Repeat
Policy by Jordon Greene you'll get the "Do the Lord's Work" 🥵 transparent sticker for FREE only when your preorder from @EditionsShop! Designed by my friend Sidney of All Booked Media!
Preorder now to get your free swag jordongreene.com/preorder-campaign
Policy by Jordon Greene you'll get the "Do the Lord's Work" 🥵 transparent sticker for FREE only when your preorder from @EditionsShop! Designed by my friend Sidney of All Booked Media!
Preorder now to get your free swag jordongreene.com/preorder-campaign