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Amad sleeping at the back post. Casemiro ball watching at the top of the box... Sigh...
Classic not killing the game off when we have opportunities and falling asleep in our own half.
Classic not killing the game off when we have opportunities and falling asleep in our own half.
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Amad sleeping at the back post. Casemiro ball watching at the top of the box... Sigh...
Classic not killing the game off when we have opportunities and falling asleep in our own half.
Classic not killing the game off when we have opportunities and falling asleep in our own half.
Never imagined a guy slapping his own teammate and getting sent off would only be the second most embarrassing things to happen in football today...
#MUNEVE
#MUNEVE
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Never imagined a guy slapping his own teammate and getting sent off would only be the second most embarrassing things to happen in football today...
#MUNEVE
#MUNEVE
Huge performance 💪🏻
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Huge performance 💪🏻
The refereeing of this United v Athletico game is comedically soft. Saying the red card was soft is being generous and some of these fouls are a joke.
These women are professional athletes. They're not made out of paper. They must be going crazy.
These women are professional athletes. They're not made out of paper. They must be going crazy.
October 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The refereeing of this United v Athletico game is comedically soft. Saying the red card was soft is being generous and some of these fouls are a joke.
These women are professional athletes. They're not made out of paper. They must be going crazy.
These women are professional athletes. They're not made out of paper. They must be going crazy.
I've heard many times that games are won and lost in the midfield. Genuine question: when is the last time Manchester United had a tier 1 midfield? As in at least two players who start together who would also start for the best teams in Europe. If your answer has the word Pogba in it then spare me.
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I've heard many times that games are won and lost in the midfield. Genuine question: when is the last time Manchester United had a tier 1 midfield? As in at least two players who start together who would also start for the best teams in Europe. If your answer has the word Pogba in it then spare me.
City being the crisis club going into the international break instead of us 😌❤️
Not that anyone will care about that little club...
Not that anyone will care about that little club...
August 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
City being the crisis club going into the international break instead of us 😌❤️
Not that anyone will care about that little club...
Not that anyone will care about that little club...
Tough being off cycle 💉💉
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Tough being off cycle 💉💉
I'm not a conspiracy theorist... But I think I'm reaching a point where we need to be testing water and doing blood tests on the regular. Somebody has got to be sabotaging something.
(Yes I realize this club is just driving me to madness)
(Yes I realize this club is just driving me to madness)
August 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm not a conspiracy theorist... But I think I'm reaching a point where we need to be testing water and doing blood tests on the regular. Somebody has got to be sabotaging something.
(Yes I realize this club is just driving me to madness)
(Yes I realize this club is just driving me to madness)
I would genuinely love to know when the last through ball was played to any United striker. I can't even recall one.
August 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I would genuinely love to know when the last through ball was played to any United striker. I can't even recall one.
We could go on to win this 10-2 and it'll still be an embarrassing disaster. Only 250 minutes into the season and we finally score though... Ffs...
August 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We could go on to win this 10-2 and it'll still be an embarrassing disaster. Only 250 minutes into the season and we finally score though... Ffs...
How do we have an all new attack and yet our striker still barely gets a sniff of the ball?
August 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How do we have an all new attack and yet our striker still barely gets a sniff of the ball?
This is like watching Space Jam...
a basketball player with the number 34 on his jersey is jumping in the air on a court .
ALT: a basketball player with the number 34 on his jersey is jumping in the air on a court .
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August 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This is like watching Space Jam...
3rd game of the season and we've reached the 'if you don't laugh you'll cry' stage... Unreal
August 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
3rd game of the season and we've reached the 'if you don't laugh you'll cry' stage... Unreal
This Mainoo situation feels like/could be a real turning point for Amorim with the fan base. I've been on board but I'm wavering over this.
August 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This Mainoo situation feels like/could be a real turning point for Amorim with the fan base. I've been on board but I'm wavering over this.
Looked a class above in the first half... Deteriorated in the second... I love Bruno but think it will go down as a huge mistake not taking the Saudi money for him. Want to see him and Cunha in the 10s next game, Sesko up top, Mainoo and Case in midfield.
August 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Looked a class above in the first half... Deteriorated in the second... I love Bruno but think it will go down as a huge mistake not taking the Saudi money for him. Want to see him and Cunha in the 10s next game, Sesko up top, Mainoo and Case in midfield.
Is it just me or does Baleba not seem up for this? Head turned?
August 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Is it just me or does Baleba not seem up for this? Head turned?
Kai Rooney (15) and JJ Gabriel (14) killing it at U18. JJ has that Neymar vibe and Kai, well you can guess.
August 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Kai Rooney (15) and JJ Gabriel (14) killing it at U18. JJ has that Neymar vibe and Kai, well you can guess.
This Baleba transfer is when we find out if Ineos are actually serious about Project 150. If you are going to elevate us to a title winning team you're not going to do it without players like that.
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This Baleba transfer is when we find out if Ineos are actually serious about Project 150. If you are going to elevate us to a title winning team you're not going to do it without players like that.
If we somehow get Baleba and Donnarumma this window on top of the new front 3, Wilcox and Vivell get a statue together outside the new stadium and I won't hear otherwise.
August 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If we somehow get Baleba and Donnarumma this window on top of the new front 3, Wilcox and Vivell get a statue together outside the new stadium and I won't hear otherwise.
Both us and Spurs being down 2-0 right now is honestly hilarious. High class football coming to Bilbao 😂
May 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Both us and Spurs being down 2-0 right now is honestly hilarious. High class football coming to Bilbao 😂
I am so sick of Casemiro taking his time in midfield and having the ball nicked off him seemingly shocked a defender could be closing him down from behind. Pogba all over again.
February 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am so sick of Casemiro taking his time in midfield and having the ball nicked off him seemingly shocked a defender could be closing him down from behind. Pogba all over again.
Oof... Finally getting a LWB, playing him on the right, subbing him at half before he sees the left at all... If we lose this game that could be an Amorim turning point with the fans...
February 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oof... Finally getting a LWB, playing him on the right, subbing him at half before he sees the left at all... If we lose this game that could be an Amorim turning point with the fans...
We just cannot advance the ball. We struggle so badly to move through the middle third. So slow.
February 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We just cannot advance the ball. We struggle so badly to move through the middle third. So slow.
Would love to know the last time we had this many corners in a half
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Would love to know the last time we had this many corners in a half
I'm gonna be really confused if we sign Dorgu over bringing back Alvaro Fernandez. Unless he absolutely doesn't want to come, he's better and cheaper. Dorgu doesn't seem that great.
January 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm gonna be really confused if we sign Dorgu over bringing back Alvaro Fernandez. Unless he absolutely doesn't want to come, he's better and cheaper. Dorgu doesn't seem that great.