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Male Patterned Jordness
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Lucky Dad and Husband, Restaurant Owner, Beer and Chicken Master, Red Sox Obsessor...
Yo, Final Fantasy V is fun as hell. Why did I remember is as a bad game?

So good
December 3, 2024 at 11:36 PM
The Red Sox absolutely can’t miss an opportunity to have Devers/Soto hitting back to back in the same lineup for a decade+

This organization needs a 180 & conjuring the days of Manny/Ortiz would fix it all.

I’ve got my popcorn ready. FSG you’re on the clock
December 3, 2024 at 11:32 PM
I want the Red Sox to trade for Luis Castillo
November 30, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Jon “Hey Man have you seen how big Scott Boras’ hog is?! I swear it’s so big bro” amirite?
November 27, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Does the Blake Snell signing impact Rosi Sasaki’s destination?

It has to right? You would think if the Dodgers had a back room deal with Sasaki’s camp, signing Snell to a 5 year deal would jeopardize that. Sasaki is young, sure. But I can’t imagine he spends any time in the minors/bullpen.
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Ok, Red Sox. DO something please.
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I find it hard to believe that if there’s an Arenado/ Yoshida trade that it’ll be as simple as that. 1 for 1

Chaim and Craig operate on a different level. There’s going to be 3 teams, prospects exchanged and possibly prerequisites to other moves for at least STL and BOS.
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Is it me or is Brian Cashman morphing into Maynard James Keenan?
November 21, 2024 at 5:58 PM
For those anxious for Free Agent/Trade Activity

Tuesday is a big day, as Teams/Players have to make decisions on Rule 5 guys and Qualifying Offers.

For Sasaki and other posted international players, the Bonus Pool/International Signing period ends 12/15 for 2024, new period starts 1/15.
November 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
@redsoxstats.bsky.social really just incited mass migration of Red Sox fans over from Txwitter to Blue Sky.

I hope they are as smart as I think they are and made some sort of money off of it because goddamn it was executed to perfection if intentional
November 15, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Hear me out…

Does the Red Sox signing Soto improve their odds of getting Sasaki?

Being that “slam your balls on the table” team for one offseason would do a world of good for the fanbase/players/org

Momentum & energy around the club from spending… manifests into being an attractive destination 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 14, 2024 at 8:37 PM