Jordan Behan
@jordanbehan.bsky.social
Dad, bike racer, cycling coach, agency owner and fitness app founder. Vancouver, BC
We interrupt your cycling content to remind you of how I earn my living:
Helping busy founders grow their companies through founder-led sales, with thought leadership content and LinkedIn outbound campaigns.
#founderledsales
Helping busy founders grow their companies through founder-led sales, with thought leadership content and LinkedIn outbound campaigns.
#founderledsales
June 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We interrupt your cycling content to remind you of how I earn my living:
Helping busy founders grow their companies through founder-led sales, with thought leadership content and LinkedIn outbound campaigns.
#founderledsales
Helping busy founders grow their companies through founder-led sales, with thought leadership content and LinkedIn outbound campaigns.
#founderledsales
Have a friend that needs a group riding lesson? Or are you that friend?
April 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Have a friend that needs a group riding lesson? Or are you that friend?
Wednesday nights at 6:02 at the Laughing Statues in Vancouver.
Open to all licensed racers.
Open to all licensed racers.
April 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Wednesday nights at 6:02 at the Laughing Statues in Vancouver.
Open to all licensed racers.
Open to all licensed racers.
April 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Ever wanted to be a muppet? This is what AI thinks I would look like.
Kinda just looks like "late 40s Scooter," which, come to think of it, tracks.
Kinda just looks like "late 40s Scooter," which, come to think of it, tracks.
April 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ever wanted to be a muppet? This is what AI thinks I would look like.
Kinda just looks like "late 40s Scooter," which, come to think of it, tracks.
Kinda just looks like "late 40s Scooter," which, come to think of it, tracks.
Tadej is gonna race Roubaix.
I realize that half my followers are stoked to read this, and the other half haven’t the faintest idea what I’m talking about.
I realize that half my followers are stoked to read this, and the other half haven’t the faintest idea what I’m talking about.
March 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tadej is gonna race Roubaix.
I realize that half my followers are stoked to read this, and the other half haven’t the faintest idea what I’m talking about.
I realize that half my followers are stoked to read this, and the other half haven’t the faintest idea what I’m talking about.
Here's an opinion about politics that I think needs to be shared:
If your goal is to convince people to share your beliefs, perhaps you should refrain from insulting their intelligence.
"If you believe (X), you're an idiot" is not gonna change anyone's mind (or their vote).
If your goal is to convince people to share your beliefs, perhaps you should refrain from insulting their intelligence.
"If you believe (X), you're an idiot" is not gonna change anyone's mind (or their vote).
March 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Here's an opinion about politics that I think needs to be shared:
If your goal is to convince people to share your beliefs, perhaps you should refrain from insulting their intelligence.
"If you believe (X), you're an idiot" is not gonna change anyone's mind (or their vote).
If your goal is to convince people to share your beliefs, perhaps you should refrain from insulting their intelligence.
"If you believe (X), you're an idiot" is not gonna change anyone's mind (or their vote).
New cycling kit day is the best day.
It’s even better when the weather is perfect 🌵☀️
#cycling #roadcycling
It’s even better when the weather is perfect 🌵☀️
#cycling #roadcycling
March 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
New cycling kit day is the best day.
It’s even better when the weather is perfect 🌵☀️
#cycling #roadcycling
It’s even better when the weather is perfect 🌵☀️
#cycling #roadcycling
“Hey can I see your cycling tattoo?
Met a new friend at a truck stop in Palm Desert when he asked for a closer look at my sprinter guy 👨🏻
Met a new friend at a truck stop in Palm Desert when he asked for a closer look at my sprinter guy 👨🏻
March 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Hey can I see your cycling tattoo?
Met a new friend at a truck stop in Palm Desert when he asked for a closer look at my sprinter guy 👨🏻
Met a new friend at a truck stop in Palm Desert when he asked for a closer look at my sprinter guy 👨🏻
Belated news from last week to share... I'm now a certified cycling coach. I was already an "assistant," and now I'm the real deal.
If you want to talk cycling, let's connect.
If you want to talk cycling, let's connect.
March 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Belated news from last week to share... I'm now a certified cycling coach. I was already an "assistant," and now I'm the real deal.
If you want to talk cycling, let's connect.
If you want to talk cycling, let's connect.
*checks calendar* Oh! Would you look at that?
It's time for my annual reminder that my first name is Patrick, I don't drink alcohol, and the correct spelling is Paddy, not Patty. Sláinte.
It's time for my annual reminder that my first name is Patrick, I don't drink alcohol, and the correct spelling is Paddy, not Patty. Sláinte.
March 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
*checks calendar* Oh! Would you look at that?
It's time for my annual reminder that my first name is Patrick, I don't drink alcohol, and the correct spelling is Paddy, not Patty. Sláinte.
It's time for my annual reminder that my first name is Patrick, I don't drink alcohol, and the correct spelling is Paddy, not Patty. Sláinte.
Want to get to know our new Prime Minister @mark-carney.bsky.social better? This now two-month-old interview with John Stewart of @thedailyshow.com is an excellent primer.
"It's not you, it's us." 🇨🇦
youtu.be/zs8St-fF0kE?...
"It's not you, it's us." 🇨🇦
youtu.be/zs8St-fF0kE?...
Mark Carney - Canada Not Interested in Trump’s Offer & Liberal Leadership Prospects | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
March 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Want to get to know our new Prime Minister @mark-carney.bsky.social better? This now two-month-old interview with John Stewart of @thedailyshow.com is an excellent primer.
"It's not you, it's us." 🇨🇦
youtu.be/zs8St-fF0kE?...
"It's not you, it's us." 🇨🇦
youtu.be/zs8St-fF0kE?...
Along with this trade war, let's declare war on the imperial system once and for all.
Metric has been the superior system since its inception.
Canadians, please learn your weights and measures in metric (as they appear on your driver's license).
Metric has been the superior system since its inception.
Canadians, please learn your weights and measures in metric (as they appear on your driver's license).
March 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Along with this trade war, let's declare war on the imperial system once and for all.
Metric has been the superior system since its inception.
Canadians, please learn your weights and measures in metric (as they appear on your driver's license).
Metric has been the superior system since its inception.
Canadians, please learn your weights and measures in metric (as they appear on your driver's license).
How many defunct social media platforms can you name in 30 seconds?
Rebecca Bollwitt was a guest on my podcast, and we've been working in social media since before we had a name for it 👴
I thought it would be fun to see how many platforms had died on the "Vine" since then.
#fucktwitter
Rebecca Bollwitt was a guest on my podcast, and we've been working in social media since before we had a name for it 👴
I thought it would be fun to see how many platforms had died on the "Vine" since then.
#fucktwitter
March 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How many defunct social media platforms can you name in 30 seconds?
Rebecca Bollwitt was a guest on my podcast, and we've been working in social media since before we had a name for it 👴
I thought it would be fun to see how many platforms had died on the "Vine" since then.
#fucktwitter
Rebecca Bollwitt was a guest on my podcast, and we've been working in social media since before we had a name for it 👴
I thought it would be fun to see how many platforms had died on the "Vine" since then.
#fucktwitter
2000 pushups in 18 days. Done!
Donate to the Canadian Mental Health Association:
www.thepushupchallenge.ca/fundraisers/jordanbehan/the-push-up-challenge
Donate to the Canadian Mental Health Association:
www.thepushupchallenge.ca/fundraisers/jordanbehan/the-push-up-challenge
February 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
2000 pushups in 18 days. Done!
Donate to the Canadian Mental Health Association:
www.thepushupchallenge.ca/fundraisers/jordanbehan/the-push-up-challenge
Donate to the Canadian Mental Health Association:
www.thepushupchallenge.ca/fundraisers/jordanbehan/the-push-up-challenge
I already posted on LinkedIn today so I won't share this on there until tomorrow, but THIS JUST IN:
The verification process got a whole lot easier. I used to get rejected because my legal first name doesn't appear on my profile.
The verification process got a whole lot easier. I used to get rejected because my legal first name doesn't appear on my profile.
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I already posted on LinkedIn today so I won't share this on there until tomorrow, but THIS JUST IN:
The verification process got a whole lot easier. I used to get rejected because my legal first name doesn't appear on my profile.
The verification process got a whole lot easier. I used to get rejected because my legal first name doesn't appear on my profile.
The AI voiceover things have now achieved uncanny valley status.
And it's creepy.
And it's creepy.
February 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The AI voiceover things have now achieved uncanny valley status.
And it's creepy.
And it's creepy.
ChatGPT+ is no longer outputting images using Dall-E with image prompts. It was nice-to-have while it was there, and acted like a bit of a moat.
Now, one wonders if they should shop around for a better tool for the (mostly basic) prompting that I do. C'mon Sam!
Now, one wonders if they should shop around for a better tool for the (mostly basic) prompting that I do. C'mon Sam!
February 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ChatGPT+ is no longer outputting images using Dall-E with image prompts. It was nice-to-have while it was there, and acted like a bit of a moat.
Now, one wonders if they should shop around for a better tool for the (mostly basic) prompting that I do. C'mon Sam!
Now, one wonders if they should shop around for a better tool for the (mostly basic) prompting that I do. C'mon Sam!
Nervously, she fiddled with the hole in the knee of her jeans.
Not that she’d ever admit it to anyone, but she was nervous. She put a lot of effort into not caring. Into showing everyone that she didn’t give a fuck about school or what anyone thought of her.
Not that she’d ever admit it to anyone, but she was nervous. She put a lot of effort into not caring. Into showing everyone that she didn’t give a fuck about school or what anyone thought of her.
February 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Nervously, she fiddled with the hole in the knee of her jeans.
Not that she’d ever admit it to anyone, but she was nervous. She put a lot of effort into not caring. Into showing everyone that she didn’t give a fuck about school or what anyone thought of her.
Not that she’d ever admit it to anyone, but she was nervous. She put a lot of effort into not caring. Into showing everyone that she didn’t give a fuck about school or what anyone thought of her.
But seriously… never meet your heroes.
I’m happy we won. Mike Eruzione was a more fitting honorary Captain though.
I’m happy we won. Mike Eruzione was a more fitting honorary Captain though.
February 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
But seriously… never meet your heroes.
I’m happy we won. Mike Eruzione was a more fitting honorary Captain though.
I’m happy we won. Mike Eruzione was a more fitting honorary Captain though.
Friends, hi! I have to make space on my Macbook and most of the space is taken up by "Other."
I'm happy to pay for a mac cleaner app that you recommend. I'd rather use one you recommend, so what do you suggest?
I'm happy to pay for a mac cleaner app that you recommend. I'd rather use one you recommend, so what do you suggest?
February 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Friends, hi! I have to make space on my Macbook and most of the space is taken up by "Other."
I'm happy to pay for a mac cleaner app that you recommend. I'd rather use one you recommend, so what do you suggest?
I'm happy to pay for a mac cleaner app that you recommend. I'd rather use one you recommend, so what do you suggest?
Roughly three months until #bikepacking season!
February 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Roughly three months until #bikepacking season!
I’m trying to listen to podcasts more, while riding my trainer 🚲 indoors and on walks.
What are your podcast recommendations, especially about motivation, cycling, mindset and such?
Please no true crime or politics suggestions. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
#podcasts
What are your podcast recommendations, especially about motivation, cycling, mindset and such?
Please no true crime or politics suggestions. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
#podcasts
February 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m trying to listen to podcasts more, while riding my trainer 🚲 indoors and on walks.
What are your podcast recommendations, especially about motivation, cycling, mindset and such?
Please no true crime or politics suggestions. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
#podcasts
What are your podcast recommendations, especially about motivation, cycling, mindset and such?
Please no true crime or politics suggestions. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
#podcasts
Happy Valentine's Day, though you'll never see this post;
Due to the fact you're a social media ghost. 💘
Due to the fact you're a social media ghost. 💘
February 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, though you'll never see this post;
Due to the fact you're a social media ghost. 💘
Due to the fact you're a social media ghost. 💘