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Jorah Kai 💫 Author | 👽 Existential Detective 🌏
@jorahkai.bsky.social
Eldritch trickster, author, poet, anti-capitalist climate activist, solarpunk ☀️ | rock n roll 🎸 grandpa to Naomi | full-time detective from a part time sponge-city | vaudevillian Toronto 🇨🇦 to cyberpunk Chongqing jorahkai.com
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I, like Hemingway, don’t like critics. But that said, this early review slaps. Perhaps it might encourage you to give it a read.

"It’s a fever dream with a beating heart, a love letter to lost souls wrapped in cosmic dread. And somehow, it all works."
🩸 🖤📚 #horrorsky
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A Fever Dream with a Beating Heart - A Review that 'Gets It' - Jorah Kai, Existential Detective
Note: I, like Hemingway, don’t like critics. But that said, I accidentally read this early review and .. it slaps. I wanted to share it. Perhaps it might encourage you to give it a read. […]
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Canada not being invited to #$H!tl3r's Facist Fun Club "Bored of Peace" is a badge of honour for all Canadians.
January 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
As a #hockey fan I'm thrilled to see #GavinMcKenna take a penalty for getting a digging attacker away from his net and showing some physicality at the #WorldJuniors. We know he can skate and shoot, but look at that #crosscheck - he's #NHL ready boys!
a hockey game is being shown on nbc
ALT: a hockey game is being shown on nbc
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January 5, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I wrote a beat to rebrand the cyberpunk capital of the world.

😎
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#cyberpunk #chongqing
Rap: Chongqing, Tremendous City | MV
As we usher in a brand-new year, here comes the most lit Chongqing rap, Chonqqing, Tremendous City!
www.ichongqing.info
January 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Enjoy your rent control , free busses and childcare New York! Love me some socialism! Fight the oligarchs and take your power back, let New York stand as a beacon of opportunity for the people once again!
#socialism #newyorkcity

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Bernie Sanders Swears In Zohran Mamdani As NYC Mayor, Delivering An Incredible Message Of Hope
YouTube video by The Rational National
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January 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Decompressing as midnight hits in China.

Wild week: launched the Chinese edition of my bestselling fantasy novel with a major publisher—then they dropped news of IP dev.

Wrote a beat, made a hip-hop track + video with my homie.
It drops tomorrow. Funny AF. Beat is sick.
No horsing around in 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When LIFE or Western news media bias makes you feel 'MO SAD,' try eating some HAMAS that shit is delicious.
a bowl of hummus with chickpeas and olive oil next to the word hummus
Alt: a bowl of hummus with chickpeas and olive oil next to the word hummus
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November 19, 2025 at 9:10 AM
We’ll get em next year #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Let’s go #bluejays
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Congratulations Toronto #BlueJays

Meanwhile #Seattle be like

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Baby Goat Screaming
YouTube video by Animal Waffle
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October 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
September 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just popped up to say hello. Please carry on!
September 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
When killing children is called freedom
And protesting the genocide called terrorism, every single person has a moral obligation to resist in any way they can.

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UK's Attempt To Censor Banksy Backfires, Creating More Powerful Piece
YouTube video by The Rational National
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September 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Yes yes come my children come from the sea
September 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The tide has turned
#FreePalestine #DefundIsraell
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just finished 1883. America: short, brutal, beautiful for a second, then gone. I thought of ICE ...immigrants hunting immigrants with guns and flags, pretending they got here first. Comically stupid. No wonder the fascists hate history—it tells on them.
August 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
#aircanada #canada
f*** the Canadian government for ordering flight attendants back to work when 35 hours a week are unpaid and they’re stuck with poverty wages. If anyone should be ordered around, it’s Air Canada—crack open their billion-dollar coffers or turn the CEO upside down and get them paid
August 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM