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/\ FOOD FILM FUGAZI /\ 1991 ALFRED E. NEUMAN NOMINEE /\ LONG LIVE THE FALL /\
I posted a really funny thing on Twitter earlier, seriously
November 27, 2024 at 6:59 AM
I posted a really funny thing on Twitter earlier, seriously
The sweet thing about writing a romance is the other person loves you
November 16, 2024 at 6:14 AM
The sweet thing about writing a romance is the other person loves you
Ape brain bad move. Stay monkey, be happy
November 16, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Ape brain bad move. Stay monkey, be happy
To commemorate my first post here in 51 weeks, I shuffled my Three Stooges library in an act of augury
November 15, 2024 at 6:47 AM
To commemorate my first post here in 51 weeks, I shuffled my Three Stooges library in an act of augury
The sock only works when it’s all the way on.
You think you can have a little breather and you drag it down some with your toe, but there’s no grey-zone with socks. Push past the ankle and it’s game over.
You think you can have a little breather and you drag it down some with your toe, but there’s no grey-zone with socks. Push past the ankle and it’s game over.
November 22, 2023 at 8:25 AM
The sock only works when it’s all the way on.
You think you can have a little breather and you drag it down some with your toe, but there’s no grey-zone with socks. Push past the ankle and it’s game over.
You think you can have a little breather and you drag it down some with your toe, but there’s no grey-zone with socks. Push past the ankle and it’s game over.
(While the world is devouring me)
“No! Not my Pleasure Forever records!”
“No! Not my Pleasure Forever records!”
October 13, 2023 at 6:35 AM
(While the world is devouring me)
“No! Not my Pleasure Forever records!”
“No! Not my Pleasure Forever records!”
Q: What did Mark Hoppus say when he received his cancer diagnosis?
A: Dammit
A: Dammit
September 30, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Q: What did Mark Hoppus say when he received his cancer diagnosis?
A: Dammit
A: Dammit
I’m like a blow-up toy, and I bring my own hot air
September 20, 2023 at 5:26 AM
I’m like a blow-up toy, and I bring my own hot air
Watching elemental and crossing my fingers that the fire and the water fuck
September 20, 2023 at 3:59 AM
Watching elemental and crossing my fingers that the fire and the water fuck
I remain assailed by intrusive visions of fat juicy asses
September 13, 2023 at 7:04 PM
I remain assailed by intrusive visions of fat juicy asses
Thinking of some big-eyed freak. An absolute bugso! Just a bent-armed slimy drooling nut ready to love me
September 13, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Thinking of some big-eyed freak. An absolute bugso! Just a bent-armed slimy drooling nut ready to love me
The new Slowdive album is superb, but so is the 1984 Rod Stewart album Camouflage. Go figure
September 7, 2023 at 6:51 PM
The new Slowdive album is superb, but so is the 1984 Rod Stewart album Camouflage. Go figure
I got a spwintah on my fingy and no one cares
September 7, 2023 at 5:54 PM
I got a spwintah on my fingy and no one cares
Parental rights are garbage. Kids rights are paramount, always. If you feel strongly about this fact, take it up with your damn kids!
September 7, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Parental rights are garbage. Kids rights are paramount, always. If you feel strongly about this fact, take it up with your damn kids!
“How you like your new truck?
September 5, 2023 at 2:41 PM
“How you like your new truck?
Me in matching pea-green oven-warmers:
-this gal has Taylor Swift “Peace” as her story
-oh SHIT
-this gal has Taylor Swift “Peace” as her story
-oh SHIT
September 5, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Me in matching pea-green oven-warmers:
-this gal has Taylor Swift “Peace” as her story
-oh SHIT
-this gal has Taylor Swift “Peace” as her story
-oh SHIT
Dear Lord,
I’m not asking for a bigger member. I’ve learned better.
I’m just asking for you to bestow upon my local denim-zens the jeans design I saw in the 1978 film Blue Collar. The one that makes their hogs so demanding, so purposeful, so that I may too wear them.
Thank you in advance,
-Jon Cott
I’m not asking for a bigger member. I’ve learned better.
I’m just asking for you to bestow upon my local denim-zens the jeans design I saw in the 1978 film Blue Collar. The one that makes their hogs so demanding, so purposeful, so that I may too wear them.
Thank you in advance,
-Jon Cott
September 5, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Dear Lord,
I’m not asking for a bigger member. I’ve learned better.
I’m just asking for you to bestow upon my local denim-zens the jeans design I saw in the 1978 film Blue Collar. The one that makes their hogs so demanding, so purposeful, so that I may too wear them.
Thank you in advance,
-Jon Cott
I’m not asking for a bigger member. I’ve learned better.
I’m just asking for you to bestow upon my local denim-zens the jeans design I saw in the 1978 film Blue Collar. The one that makes their hogs so demanding, so purposeful, so that I may too wear them.
Thank you in advance,
-Jon Cott
Watching Dirty Work, on behalf of the holiday
September 5, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Watching Dirty Work, on behalf of the holiday
Crying and looking for a focal point
September 5, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Crying and looking for a focal point
Why do flies only make that sound when they go by your ear?
September 2, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Why do flies only make that sound when they go by your ear?
Takeaways from Sex Comedy Summer:
- Bikini Summer 1 is much better than Bikini Summer 2
- Meatballs 3 is the gem of the Meatballs saga
- Last American Virgin is the Porkys/Ridgemont hybrid, not the Tom Cruise Spanish Fly movie
- Summer School bests Summer Rental in the Carl Reiner Summer Canon
- Bikini Summer 1 is much better than Bikini Summer 2
- Meatballs 3 is the gem of the Meatballs saga
- Last American Virgin is the Porkys/Ridgemont hybrid, not the Tom Cruise Spanish Fly movie
- Summer School bests Summer Rental in the Carl Reiner Summer Canon
August 31, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Takeaways from Sex Comedy Summer:
- Bikini Summer 1 is much better than Bikini Summer 2
- Meatballs 3 is the gem of the Meatballs saga
- Last American Virgin is the Porkys/Ridgemont hybrid, not the Tom Cruise Spanish Fly movie
- Summer School bests Summer Rental in the Carl Reiner Summer Canon
- Bikini Summer 1 is much better than Bikini Summer 2
- Meatballs 3 is the gem of the Meatballs saga
- Last American Virgin is the Porkys/Ridgemont hybrid, not the Tom Cruise Spanish Fly movie
- Summer School bests Summer Rental in the Carl Reiner Summer Canon
We chide the kids, yet they drop more Echo & the Bunnymen memes than any of us during our cute once-in-a-lifetime moon
August 31, 2023 at 6:34 AM
We chide the kids, yet they drop more Echo & the Bunnymen memes than any of us during our cute once-in-a-lifetime moon
1 weird thing about me?:
I’m really interested in blaming the NEARLY-ENTIRELY PRIVATIZED health-care industry and the, again, NEARLY-ENTIRELY PRIVATIZED pharmaceutical industry for public policies that may’ve/may’ve not killed more/less people.
Some say I rebel by even saying this! I’ll never tell..
I’m really interested in blaming the NEARLY-ENTIRELY PRIVATIZED health-care industry and the, again, NEARLY-ENTIRELY PRIVATIZED pharmaceutical industry for public policies that may’ve/may’ve not killed more/less people.
Some say I rebel by even saying this! I’ll never tell..
August 31, 2023 at 5:46 AM
1 weird thing about me?:
I’m really interested in blaming the NEARLY-ENTIRELY PRIVATIZED health-care industry and the, again, NEARLY-ENTIRELY PRIVATIZED pharmaceutical industry for public policies that may’ve/may’ve not killed more/less people.
Some say I rebel by even saying this! I’ll never tell..
I’m really interested in blaming the NEARLY-ENTIRELY PRIVATIZED health-care industry and the, again, NEARLY-ENTIRELY PRIVATIZED pharmaceutical industry for public policies that may’ve/may’ve not killed more/less people.
Some say I rebel by even saying this! I’ll never tell..
The workers, and I cannot stress this enough, the workers are going home
August 30, 2023 at 2:39 PM
The workers, and I cannot stress this enough, the workers are going home
Watching ‘80s comedies, losing my mind over the full, natural, luscious eyebrows
August 30, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Watching ‘80s comedies, losing my mind over the full, natural, luscious eyebrows