jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus
@jonphaedrus.bsky.social
it/its. i write fanned fiction & watch opera & fuck mountains. famously normal about K2 and claudio desderi. #uncasoassaibizzarro preorders open 11 jan 2026
fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/users/jonphaedrus
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lan said to do the noah coded characters meme so uh. here. i had three of these four on hand already. honorary mention goes to francis crozier who i put on the other one but i had to keep this to the most jrpg branded bullshit i could.
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A little light in the dark. #beyondbringers I’m still reposting my old archive.
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A little light in the dark. #beyondbringers I’m still reposting my old archive.
PEOPLE FROM IANTI GO AWAY
me: i figured out i was in love with james really fast—
james, completely deadpan: no you didn't.
james, completely deadpan: no you didn't.
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
PEOPLE FROM IANTI GO AWAY
my uvula and the insides of my ears are itchy and i have no idea what's causing the allergies and im annoyed about it
December 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
my uvula and the insides of my ears are itchy and i have no idea what's causing the allergies and im annoyed about it
i couldnt remember the word "manette" so i said "manip" like "manipulate" and sam was like "i can use my man nips to play the switch?"
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i couldnt remember the word "manette" so i said "manip" like "manipulate" and sam was like "i can use my man nips to play the switch?"
me: i figured out i was in love with james really fast—
james, completely deadpan: no you didn't.
james, completely deadpan: no you didn't.
December 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
me: i figured out i was in love with james really fast—
james, completely deadpan: no you didn't.
james, completely deadpan: no you didn't.
he said "i'm going to game like a gamer girl" and thirty seconds later this happened
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
he said "i'm going to game like a gamer girl" and thirty seconds later this happened
we showed sam newscasters hotel motel holiday inn and now he is singing it over and over again
December 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
we showed sam newscasters hotel motel holiday inn and now he is singing it over and over again
i was gonna say something and then forgot
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i was gonna say something and then forgot
i need to make a collection of aromantic characters responding normally to falling in love. the top four of all time are raistlin majere (kill and become god) lysandre pokemonxy (omnicide) gabranth (kill myself) and cidnero (whatever the fuck is wrong with both of them)
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i need to make a collection of aromantic characters responding normally to falling in love. the top four of all time are raistlin majere (kill and become god) lysandre pokemonxy (omnicide) gabranth (kill myself) and cidnero (whatever the fuck is wrong with both of them)
im putting anything about my fucked up back off limits
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
im putting anything about my fucked up back off limits
hotel motel holiday inn?
(we're in strasbourg. leg not so great not so terrible but im doing all right. james drove and he was amazing.)
(we're in strasbourg. leg not so great not so terrible but im doing all right. james drove and he was amazing.)
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
hotel motel holiday inn?
(we're in strasbourg. leg not so great not so terrible but im doing all right. james drove and he was amazing.)
(we're in strasbourg. leg not so great not so terrible but im doing all right. james drove and he was amazing.)
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"Starbucks baristas are struggling to make ends meet. Many rely on SNAP and Medicaid because they don't receive enough hours to pay their bills or access benefits... [T]he average barista receives just 19 hours of work per week, leaving them one hour short of the cutoff to receive company benefits."
"It’s a pretty bleak state of affairs... if, even at the 'best' job available, you can’t get stable hours & your bosses can crush you when you dare ask for better."
A bargaining delegate for @sbworkersunited.org, explains why almost 4K baristas are on strike.
A bargaining delegate for @sbworkersunited.org, explains why almost 4K baristas are on strike.
Striking Barista on Starbucks' Endgame: “They Don’t Want Working People to Have a Voice"
Silvia Baldwin, a bargaining delegate for Starbucks Workers United, explains why more than 3,800 baristas are on strike against “the biggest labor law violator in modern history.”
inthesetimes.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Starbucks baristas are struggling to make ends meet. Many rely on SNAP and Medicaid because they don't receive enough hours to pay their bills or access benefits... [T]he average barista receives just 19 hours of work per week, leaving them one hour short of the cutoff to receive company benefits."
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RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
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It was a wild year for me but I still wrote a lot, mostly Neuvithesley, from sweet marriage to heavy kink 😌
Thanks to all who read and love my work, your support always means so much to me! 💖 I'll be back with more in 2026!
Thanks to all who read and love my work, your support always means so much to me! 💖 I'll be back with more in 2026!
December 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It was a wild year for me but I still wrote a lot, mostly Neuvithesley, from sweet marriage to heavy kink 😌
Thanks to all who read and love my work, your support always means so much to me! 💖 I'll be back with more in 2026!
Thanks to all who read and love my work, your support always means so much to me! 💖 I'll be back with more in 2026!
dandini is aro and extremely poly and a firm believer that you should have sex with all of your friends. and then he got hit over the head with the "you'll know ;)" love hammer and married magnifico, who is the most monogamous person alive. and now he's monogamous shocking everyone who knows him.
Couple/Polycule Question: Are your OCs monogamous, poly, in an open relationship, swingers, etc? Were they always like that or did their relationship(s) change over the time they were together?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
dandini is aro and extremely poly and a firm believer that you should have sex with all of your friends. and then he got hit over the head with the "you'll know ;)" love hammer and married magnifico, who is the most monogamous person alive. and now he's monogamous shocking everyone who knows him.
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the lewyn spectrum #fe4 #fireemblem
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the lewyn spectrum #fe4 #fireemblem
took painkillers and got big dizzy and tired so i went to bed. i love listening to sam's ridiculous family in the other room.
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
took painkillers and got big dizzy and tired so i went to bed. i love listening to sam's ridiculous family in the other room.
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Best advice I can give every adult who reads this: get some friends who are older than you. Five years, ten years, twenty.
See what life can be like in the future so you never trick yourself into believing you're "too old" to live.
See what life can be like in the future so you never trick yourself into believing you're "too old" to live.
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Best advice I can give every adult who reads this: get some friends who are older than you. Five years, ten years, twenty.
See what life can be like in the future so you never trick yourself into believing you're "too old" to live.
See what life can be like in the future so you never trick yourself into believing you're "too old" to live.
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Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
commitments that are no longer sparking joy. there's some stuff i keep signing up to do that i don't actually enjoy, and it's past time i quit doing that.
What’s something you hope to leave in 2025 wrt writing? A bad habit? A piece that’s not working out? #WritingPrompt
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
commitments that are no longer sparking joy. there's some stuff i keep signing up to do that i don't actually enjoy, and it's past time i quit doing that.
okay set my dad to trying to figure out if he can find a hotell for us bc most other stuff is booked up. he was like "what if you saw our family friends in bern?" and im like "dude nobody wants to see me right now i scream when i move wrong"
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
okay set my dad to trying to figure out if he can find a hotell for us bc most other stuff is booked up. he was like "what if you saw our family friends in bern?" and im like "dude nobody wants to see me right now i scream when i move wrong"
BOOK PREFACE DRAFT ONE IS DONE YALL IT IS SOOOOOOO CLOSE
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
BOOK PREFACE DRAFT ONE IS DONE YALL IT IS SOOOOOOO CLOSE
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BIG NEWS GUYS I just got accepted to table at my first convention?? We always go to Thy Geekdom Con every year so I thought I'd shoot my shot... success!! Time to plan some merch-- maybe I'll make an interest form and let yall make suggestions? All of it will go online afterwards too :)
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
BIG NEWS GUYS I just got accepted to table at my first convention?? We always go to Thy Geekdom Con every year so I thought I'd shoot my shot... success!! Time to plan some merch-- maybe I'll make an interest form and let yall make suggestions? All of it will go online afterwards too :)