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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus
@jonphaedrus.bsky.social
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it/its. i write fanned fiction & watch opera & fuck mountains. famously normal about K2 and claudio desderi. book preorders OPEN NOW https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/My-4NYrHH-98tJjFGSf8SU9UhW6xFmjX9Ynz7KTTSSQ/

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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · Jan 11
UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO is now available for pre-order! Clocking in at over 300pgs and a whopping 24% SMUT BY VOLUME, illustrated by @lysandre.me with hand lettering/layout by @subvertebra.bsky.social, if you like old man yaoi, pre-order now!

cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...
Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out/lettered by @subvertebra. A digital full-color illustration of two men in 1820s fashion standing in front of a dark green patterned background. The man on the left is wearing a grey frock coat, the man on the right is wearing a deep purple frock coat and has lifted his hand to grasp the other man's elbow. The man in the purple coat is fat, with the edge of his double chin visible at the top of the cover above the white cloth of his shirt collar. He is wearing a gold signet ring on his little finger. The title of the book is hand lettered in a sparkly golden font that frames the upraised hand. Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out by @subvertebra. On top of the same dark green wallpaper background is a full-color digital illustration of a series of repeating lemon and blue anthered potato flowers on vines, with a large black text box in the middle of the image framed with gold filigree. On the inside of the text box is the summary: "Don Magnifico, Baron of Montefiascone, has drunk his stepdaughter’s inheritance and gambled away her dowry, treated her as his servant for twenty years, and now whether he likes it or not, Cenerentola—Angelina—is the Princess of Salerno. In a single strange day, a valet became a prince while a prince became a groom, a servant became a princess, a baron became a cellarman, and somehow true love won in the end. Goodness has triumphed, pride has fallen, and in the aftermath of all these strange reversals of fortune, everyone must put their lives back together. The princess might have forgiven her family their neglect, but the prince hasn’t: debts remain unpaid, apologies unmade, and questions unanswered. To win back any degree of respect, Don Magnifico will have to humble himself and accept the consequences of his actions. And despite that, Dandini the valet wants to marry the baron. Don Magnifico wants to marry the valet. Un caso assai bizzarro—a most bizarre case." On top of the same dark green wallpaper background from the front and back cover is text reading "Un Caso Assai Bizzarro Pre-Orders" and then the digital illustrations of the lemon and potato flowers from the back cover. Further text says: "EPub/PDF: 5€, Print and EPub/PDF: 15€". Finally, "Pre-Orders begin: 11 Jan. Full Release: 15 March."
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
anyway ive been to da storg and now im gonna do some ironing and then im gonna eat lunch and then im gonna work.
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeB
February 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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johnnyanger.bsky.social
SON OF MIDAS. (6/24)
#ffxivart
a drawing of cid garlond from final fantasy 14 on a blue background. he is wiping tears from his face with the back of his hand and looking to the left, with his face screwed up. a red moon is behind him with two red and blue burst designs over his stomach and shoulder, the same places he'd been shot.
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
anyway. bedtime. tomorrow is groceries ironing and writing and ideally calling and yelling at dick fucking durbin
February 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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ann-banann.bsky.social
Just took some pictures of these this morning!!
A bouquet of four crocheted roses in a variety of colors. They're in a clay vase on a wooden table
February 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
finished the first half of purse construction. now i need to iron and then looooots of handsewing bc our machine still isnt running. but my purse is getting there.
a crocheted pale grey purse on a felt base sitting on top of a large dark blue fabric square and then a small orange fabric square beside it
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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thomashansen.bsky.social
Larry the Cat celebrates 15 years as Downing Street’s chief mouser on Sunday.

The 19-year-old tabby is serving his sixth prime minister, having survived a decade of political turbulence in the UK government.
‘First feline’ Larry marks 15 years as Britain’s political top cat
Larry the cat is marking 15 years as Britain’s Chief Mouser at 10 Downing Street, a symbol of stability in turbulent political times.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 AM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
anyway i did the two major things i had to do today which were "clean some shit up" and "post these two fanfic chapters" but in addition i ALSO am almost finished with the crocheting part of my purse and tomorrow i start same gap different age properly
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
FIFTY PREORDERS BABEYYYYYYYY
jonphaedrus.bsky.social jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus @jonphaedrus.bsky.social · Jan 11
UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO is now available for pre-order! Clocking in at over 300pgs and a whopping 24% SMUT BY VOLUME, illustrated by @lysandre.me with hand lettering/layout by @subvertebra.bsky.social, if you like old man yaoi, pre-order now!

cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...
Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out/lettered by @subvertebra. A digital full-color illustration of two men in 1820s fashion standing in front of a dark green patterned background. The man on the left is wearing a grey frock coat, the man on the right is wearing a deep purple frock coat and has lifted his hand to grasp the other man's elbow. The man in the purple coat is fat, with the edge of his double chin visible at the top of the cover above the white cloth of his shirt collar. He is wearing a gold signet ring on his little finger. The title of the book is hand lettered in a sparkly golden font that frames the upraised hand. Cover of UN CASO ASSAI BIZZARRO, as drawn by @insecateur and laid out by @subvertebra. On top of the same dark green wallpaper background is a full-color digital illustration of a series of repeating lemon and blue anthered potato flowers on vines, with a large black text box in the middle of the image framed with gold filigree. On the inside of the text box is the summary: "Don Magnifico, Baron of Montefiascone, has drunk his stepdaughter’s inheritance and gambled away her dowry, treated her as his servant for twenty years, and now whether he likes it or not, Cenerentola—Angelina—is the Princess of Salerno. In a single strange day, a valet became a prince while a prince became a groom, a servant became a princess, a baron became a cellarman, and somehow true love won in the end. Goodness has triumphed, pride has fallen, and in the aftermath of all these strange reversals of fortune, everyone must put their lives back together. The princess might have forgiven her family their neglect, but the prince hasn’t: debts remain unpaid, apologies unmade, and questions unanswered. To win back any degree of respect, Don Magnifico will have to humble himself and accept the consequences of his actions. And despite that, Dandini the valet wants to marry the baron. Don Magnifico wants to marry the valet. Un caso assai bizzarro—a most bizarre case." On top of the same dark green wallpaper background from the front and back cover is text reading "Un Caso Assai Bizzarro Pre-Orders" and then the digital illustrations of the lemon and potato flowers from the back cover. Further text says: "EPub/PDF: 5€, Print and EPub/PDF: 15€". Finally, "Pre-Orders begin: 11 Jan. Full Release: 15 March."
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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alterici.bsky.social
I went to art school...

I had no clue this is what people meant by "warm ups". Like, a whole routine? Each part specific and functional? Dang.

Probably would have less "forgot how to draw" days if I did these every time. I'm gonna try it.
Warm ups part 1 Warm ups part 2 Warm ups part 3 Warm ups part 4
February 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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ciphox.bsky.social
#ffxiv
colored digital comic comprised of three panels, arranged horizontally. panel 1: a long white rectangle, containing the words: "do i look like her?" panel 2: another rectangle, showing half of ryne's face. a response: "you look like you. though," panel 3: another rectangle, with half of fordola's face, completing ryne's from the previous panel. the continued response: "i suppose— there IS someone you—"
February 15, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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taylortitmouse.bsky.social
"Of course I don't mind if you bathe with me, your highness. Shall I wash your back?"

for #DoubleChinWeek2026
anapaite the dwarf naked in a bath house, pleasantly surprised by the POV. "Oh!"
February 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
i ate too many dumplings and now i have ate too many dumplings disease
February 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
i gotta start working on same gap different age this week
February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
humans are great
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
sometimes i say things and my partners are like "what the fuck is wrong with you"
February 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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validwarriornames.bsky.social
Garfield is a valid warrior name. (Gar- and -field)
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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pressitout.bsky.social
NEW FIC:

#sfw #advancewars Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times? Well now we're dating OR how Grit caught the pilot by pure fucking luck #whoremoantreatmentsfic #eaglegrit

archiveofourown.org/works/79438396
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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cherr.im
actually the pic I turned the corner to before I got his attention to look back was really good too
A cat with grey-brown spots doing a sploot from hardwood to rug. He looks straight ahead, completely unaware that he's been caught looking like he has cartoon character proportions.
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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cherr.im
sploot
A white cat with grey-brown spots doing a sploot that spans from the hardwood floor to the blue rug on top of it. He looks back over his shoulder for approval. Do you approve?
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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rhem.bsky.social
Please hire me to help with your projects, I am the most cryptid person to ever exist and will elevate your work to unforeseen levels of Gay Shit
February 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
of course its fucking dick durbin who cannot be called or contacted in any way and avoids his constituents and i hate that fucking man so fucking much. disgrace to the state of illinois.
ironclaw99.bsky.social IronClaw99 @ironclaw99.bsky.social · 7d
If you live in the US, call your fucking representatives and tell them that repealing Section 230 is a horrible idea. If Section 230 is gone, you can kiss Bluesky goodbye.
flashfennec.bsky.social Trishka Valtear @flashfennec.bsky.social · 8d
Reminder that they're still trying to repeal section 230 (thereby making platform holders like bsky legally responsible for content posted by their users etc etc)

There is still a need for you to blow up your rep's phones on this if you enjoy being able to do things like "post" or "have an porn"
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
jonphaedrus.bsky.social
the best part about fledermaus is that it is not only toxic heterosexuals but also theyre so awful that they deserve each other
February 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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ironclaw99.bsky.social
If you live in the US, call your fucking representatives and tell them that repealing Section 230 is a horrible idea. If Section 230 is gone, you can kiss Bluesky goodbye.
flashfennec.bsky.social Trishka Valtear @flashfennec.bsky.social · 8d
Reminder that they're still trying to repeal section 230 (thereby making platform holders like bsky legally responsible for content posted by their users etc etc)

There is still a need for you to blow up your rep's phones on this if you enjoy being able to do things like "post" or "have an porn"
Complete Nonsense
YouTube video by penguinz0
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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lysandre.me
new roleswap chapter!! happy #perfworldweek2026 free day :D as usual, writing is by @jonphaedrus.bsky.social and art is by yours truly! 🙏

🔁 ao3.org/works/407216...

#pokemonxy #perfectworldshipping #fanfic
Fanfic cover image with two white text boxes on a black background. Text: Chapter twenty – but in one night, a storm or robbery, call it what you will. Summary: Lysandre took a deep breath, squared his shoulders, and looked out over Route 10. “My father tripped trying to jump one of the walls, fell down the embankment hill, and broke his neck. That’s it. The end of Leofwine de Lys’s life: a messy, tragic accident in the middle of nowhere. A toast to Kalosian royalty.” He raised his Ramune. “Stupid, inbred, and dead.” The right side of the image is a fake photo frame around two segments of full color illustrations by @insecateur/lysandre.me. On top is Shauna and Lysandre from the chest down, with Shauna looking slightly scuffed up. On bottom is Augustine’s chest against a dark background.
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 AM