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jon "jonphaedrus" phaedrus
@jonphaedrus.bsky.social
it/its. i write fanned fiction & watch opera & fuck mountains. famously normal about K2 and claudio desderi. #uncasoassaibizzarro preorders open 11 jan 2026

fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/users/jonphaedrus
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lan said to do the noah coded characters meme so uh. here. i had three of these four on hand already. honorary mention goes to francis crozier who i put on the other one but i had to keep this to the most jrpg branded bullshit i could.
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"Starbucks baristas are struggling to make ends meet. Many rely on SNAP and Medicaid because they don't receive enough hours to pay their bills or access benefits... [T]he average barista receives just 19 hours of work per week, leaving them one hour short of the cutoff to receive company benefits."
"It’s a pretty bleak state of affairs... if, even at the 'best' job available, you can’t get stable hours & your bosses can crush you when you dare ask for better."

A bargaining delegate for @sbworkersunited.org, explains why almost 4K baristas are on strike.
Striking Barista on Starbucks' Endgame: “They Don’t Want Working People to Have a Voice"
Silvia Baldwin, a bargaining delegate for Starbucks Workers United, explains why more than 3,800 baristas are on strike against “the biggest labor law violator in modern history.”
inthesetimes.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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It was a wild year for me but I still wrote a lot, mostly Neuvithesley, from sweet marriage to heavy kink 😌

Thanks to all who read and love my work, your support always means so much to me! 💖 I'll be back with more in 2026!
December 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
dandini is aro and extremely poly and a firm believer that you should have sex with all of your friends. and then he got hit over the head with the "you'll know ;)" love hammer and married magnifico, who is the most monogamous person alive. and now he's monogamous shocking everyone who knows him.
Couple/Polycule Question: Are your OCs monogamous, poly, in an open relationship, swingers, etc? Were they always like that or did their relationship(s) change over the time they were together?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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the lewyn spectrum #fe4 #fireemblem
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
took painkillers and got big dizzy and tired so i went to bed. i love listening to sam's ridiculous family in the other room.
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Best advice I can give every adult who reads this: get some friends who are older than you. Five years, ten years, twenty.

See what life can be like in the future so you never trick yourself into believing you're "too old" to live.
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Remember:

When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.

When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.

ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
commitments that are no longer sparking joy. there's some stuff i keep signing up to do that i don't actually enjoy, and it's past time i quit doing that.
What’s something you hope to leave in 2025 wrt writing? A bad habit? A piece that’s not working out? #WritingPrompt
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
okay set my dad to trying to figure out if he can find a hotell for us bc most other stuff is booked up. he was like "what if you saw our family friends in bern?" and im like "dude nobody wants to see me right now i scream when i move wrong"
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
BOOK PREFACE DRAFT ONE IS DONE YALL IT IS SOOOOOOO CLOSE
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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〜♪
December 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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BIG NEWS GUYS I just got accepted to table at my first convention?? We always go to Thy Geekdom Con every year so I thought I'd shoot my shot... success!! Time to plan some merch-- maybe I'll make an interest form and let yall make suggestions? All of it will go online afterwards too :)
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
sam started reading me the french basses interview book and it is completely fucking insane. this book is WILD. it has a framing device in 2nd person self insert in a fancy restaurant. desderi ragged on don magnifico for sucking at the first opportunity. the three musketeers are there.
December 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
im really annoyed by how much money this trip ended up costing due to my injury. im honestly more fucking mad about that than i am about the injury. we paid for a hotel we cant even use and extra car rental days im just pissed augh.
December 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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The games industry brings in 300 billion dollars a year. The guy who made DOOM gets his projects canceled, the guy who made Katamari Damacy is broke, everyone in your feed is begging for a job and there are 50 new games coming out on Steam every day all going towards buying Gabe Newell's next yacht
Keita Takahashi (Katamari, Wattam, Noby Noby Boy) has moved back to Japan, and says he may be forced to quit the games industry due to To a T underperforming.

He also says he'd love to work on Katamari again, and for someone to invest in his studio.

(Read more at GamesRadar)
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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en plein #craquage mais j'espère que vous ça va ok
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Seasons greetings. Check your bathroom now.
December 19, 2023 at 10:07 PM
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i feel like people keep forgetting that. twink is a term for thin effeminate gay men. and not like. any conventionally attractive man
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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still cannot get over this post. i clicked on the redditors account and it says they were banned. i hope they know we all still reference this because of dawntrail.
December 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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froakie on da shelf
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i feel like some kind of knockoff action figure. it can PUT ON ITS OWN PANTS. it can PUT ON A BRA. it can GET OUT OF BED IN ONE TRY. it can STRETCH. it can EAT SITTING ON A COUCH. but given where i was at even 48hrs ago (screaming in pain on an er cot) this is huge huge progress
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
our air bnb host basically said "go fuck yourself" about our reservation getting moved so we're trying to figure that out but the good news is that i am going to be well enough to travel tomorrow so we WILL be home by sam's birthday.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM