Jonny Numb
@jonnynumb.bsky.social
A carbon-based lifeform increasingly devoid of life. Not economically viable. No follow-back if your "following" count exceeds your "follower" count by 1K or more (non-sarcastic).
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Shivers and Scares and Sleeps, Oh My!
My much-belated account of the Mahoning Drive-In’s first annual dusk-till-dawn Scare-A-Thon event!
jonnynumb.com
Eyewitnesses stated they saw a man in a state of delirium as he walked out of the Wawa in Hamburg, PA with his breakfast sandwich and coffee the morning of November 1, 2025...
This Guy '28
a man walking through a cemetery with the words " good joke everybody laugh "
Alt: a man walking through a cemetery with the words " good joke everybody laugh "
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
This Guy '28
Let the deluge of Bandcamp Friday emails commence!
a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in a room
Alt: Milhouse gets a rare W for wearing floodpants.
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Let the deluge of Bandcamp Friday emails commence!
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Happens to the best of us
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Happens to the best of us
Same. VI was bad enough.
I’m boycotting Scream 7 not because the clown wigs told me to but because there’s just nothing about it that interests me
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Same. VI was bad enough.
Any rad Industrial/Goth and/or otherwise electronic acts I should know about in the name of the all-mighty Bandcamp Friday? (Those with physical releases get preferential treatment.) All recommendations appreciated.
February 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Any rad Industrial/Goth and/or otherwise electronic acts I should know about in the name of the all-mighty Bandcamp Friday? (Those with physical releases get preferential treatment.) All recommendations appreciated.
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PERDITA DURANGO (De la Iglesia, 1997)
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
PERDITA DURANGO (De la Iglesia, 1997)
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The nothingest-burgers somehow get the most bites.
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The nothingest-burgers somehow get the most bites.
I should've shot up a flare in the theater...
A ★★ review of Send Help (2026)
Weird how the best moments in this are more Bruno Mattei than Sam Raimi.
boxd.it
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I should've shot up a flare in the theater...
Luc Besson's Uwe Boll's DRACULA
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Luc Besson's Uwe Boll's DRACULA
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There's nothing more American than going outta your way to watch TV ads. It's weird yeah.
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
There's nothing more American than going outta your way to watch TV ads. It's weird yeah.
Going to treat myself to some SEND HELP after work.
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Going to treat myself to some SEND HELP after work.
My posts are angry lately. Grrrrr
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My posts are angry lately. Grrrrr
I don't think I'd have any idea who Gavin Newsom was if Bluesky didn't bring him up every fucking day.
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I don't think I'd have any idea who Gavin Newsom was if Bluesky didn't bring him up every fucking day.
It's okay to say guys like Scorsese and Kubrick and even the fucking Super Safdie Bros have made a bad movie in their careers. Really, fear of karmic retaliation puts the odds of getting struck by lightning for expressing such an opinion at 1/100 kajillion. I checked.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
It's okay to say guys like Scorsese and Kubrick and even the fucking Super Safdie Bros have made a bad movie in their careers. Really, fear of karmic retaliation puts the odds of getting struck by lightning for expressing such an opinion at 1/100 kajillion. I checked.
No, I'm not interested in your "ride a bike" urban privilege sticker sheet, popular webcomic.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
No, I'm not interested in your "ride a bike" urban privilege sticker sheet, popular webcomic.
Confused by Letterboxd accounts that spend paragraphs recounting the plot, then spend a couple paragraphs after analyzing the plot...then a couple more paragraphs analyzing all the other aspects of the movie. It's okay to streamline things sometimes.
February 4, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Confused by Letterboxd accounts that spend paragraphs recounting the plot, then spend a couple paragraphs after analyzing the plot...then a couple more paragraphs analyzing all the other aspects of the movie. It's okay to streamline things sometimes.
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Japanese poster for HEAVEN'S GATE (1980)
Written and directed by Michael Cimino - BOTD in 1939
As a little kid, I remember seeing a Mad magazine cartoon making fun of HEAVEN'S GATE for doing poorly at the box office. It was my 1st encounter w/ the idea that lack of commercial success is shameful.
Written and directed by Michael Cimino - BOTD in 1939
As a little kid, I remember seeing a Mad magazine cartoon making fun of HEAVEN'S GATE for doing poorly at the box office. It was my 1st encounter w/ the idea that lack of commercial success is shameful.
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Japanese poster for HEAVEN'S GATE (1980)
Written and directed by Michael Cimino - BOTD in 1939
As a little kid, I remember seeing a Mad magazine cartoon making fun of HEAVEN'S GATE for doing poorly at the box office. It was my 1st encounter w/ the idea that lack of commercial success is shameful.
Written and directed by Michael Cimino - BOTD in 1939
As a little kid, I remember seeing a Mad magazine cartoon making fun of HEAVEN'S GATE for doing poorly at the box office. It was my 1st encounter w/ the idea that lack of commercial success is shameful.
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Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
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Videodrome was released February 4, 1983
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Videodrome was released February 4, 1983
MANDY is a masterpiece.
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
MANDY is a masterpiece.
The older I get, the more I relate to Morgan Freeman in SEVEN.
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The older I get, the more I relate to Morgan Freeman in SEVEN.