Jonna 🤎
@jonnatella.bsky.social
“God gives his hardest battles to his silliest gooses”
working 6-6 the day after Christmas is crazy
December 26, 2024 at 3:52 AM
working 6-6 the day after Christmas is crazy
Saw Nosferatu and my only thought was why won’t they let Bill Skarsgård be sexy in movies?!
December 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Saw Nosferatu and my only thought was why won’t they let Bill Skarsgård be sexy in movies?!
I bought the wrong coffee for my French press and now the whole house is watching me whack coffee beans with a hammer
December 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I bought the wrong coffee for my French press and now the whole house is watching me whack coffee beans with a hammer
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Good morning to everybody that still gotta work today and yall only.
Everybody who off: I hope your phone get wet.
Everybody who off: I hope your phone get wet.
December 23, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Good morning to everybody that still gotta work today and yall only.
Everybody who off: I hope your phone get wet.
Everybody who off: I hope your phone get wet.
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don't be afraid of new beginnings, from new people, new energy, new surroundings & new challenges, embrace new chances at happiness
December 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
don't be afraid of new beginnings, from new people, new energy, new surroundings & new challenges, embrace new chances at happiness
those astronauts are still stuck up there and have to wait til March for help like this is crazy
December 19, 2024 at 3:26 PM
those astronauts are still stuck up there and have to wait til March for help like this is crazy
Now imagine not being able to do either 🙃
December 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Now imagine not being able to do either 🙃
We clicked instantly, but she moved across the country and out of my insurance network and this shit hurts more than a breakup. I miss my shorty 😩
Who here is in therapy?
I’m curious, how long did it take you to open up to your therapist? I am currently in the works of getting a therapist but I’m unsure how open I’ll be but I want to be
I’m curious, how long did it take you to open up to your therapist? I am currently in the works of getting a therapist but I’m unsure how open I’ll be but I want to be
December 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
We clicked instantly, but she moved across the country and out of my insurance network and this shit hurts more than a breakup. I miss my shorty 😩
My nose has been pierced for years now and every time I see my daddy he acts like it’s new. So dramatic.
December 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
My nose has been pierced for years now and every time I see my daddy he acts like it’s new. So dramatic.
the week before Christmas and days between Christmas and New Year’s are proof that time isn’t real.
December 16, 2024 at 2:26 PM
the week before Christmas and days between Christmas and New Year’s are proof that time isn’t real.
Hold On by The Internet is a perfect song
December 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Hold On by The Internet is a perfect song
being in the club when you gotta be at work in 3 hours is a dangerous game
December 14, 2024 at 8:20 AM
being in the club when you gotta be at work in 3 hours is a dangerous game
It doesn’t feel like Friday if you have to work on Saturday 😭
December 13, 2024 at 4:17 PM
It doesn’t feel like Friday if you have to work on Saturday 😭
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This is just so dangerous and ridiculous
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December 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
This is just so dangerous and ridiculous
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
blocked this man on everything and he added me on Duolingo lmao missed you too stink 😘
December 12, 2024 at 4:07 PM
blocked this man on everything and he added me on Duolingo lmao missed you too stink 😘
Add WaLuigi to the list, Joe
WASHINGTON (AP) — Biden commutes roughly 1,500 sentences and grants 39 pardons in biggest single-day act of clemency in modern US history.
December 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Add WaLuigi to the list, Joe
having a Jerri curl in 2024 is wild, but being a white lady with a Jerri curl in 2024 is insane
December 12, 2024 at 3:34 PM
having a Jerri curl in 2024 is wild, but being a white lady with a Jerri curl in 2024 is insane
It’s not even 9am and my coworker got the whole office smelling like hot wings lol I’m not mad at it
December 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
It’s not even 9am and my coworker got the whole office smelling like hot wings lol I’m not mad at it
the Bluetooth function be getting on my nerves
#Sorcery is when women be around each other too much & they cycle start synching up
December 12, 2024 at 2:12 PM
the Bluetooth function be getting on my nerves
just gave myself an oil change. It’s giving I’m every woman 💅🏾
December 11, 2024 at 9:42 PM
just gave myself an oil change. It’s giving I’m every woman 💅🏾
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As a 30 year old, them 33+ mf be some freaky frogs for SURE and y’all youngins are also in fact freaky.
Everybody is hypersexual on the internet to me and I want people to get some group chats 😂
Everybody is hypersexual on the internet to me and I want people to get some group chats 😂
December 10, 2024 at 4:16 PM
As a 30 year old, them 33+ mf be some freaky frogs for SURE and y’all youngins are also in fact freaky.
Everybody is hypersexual on the internet to me and I want people to get some group chats 😂
Everybody is hypersexual on the internet to me and I want people to get some group chats 😂
You ever plan an elaborate party for yourself and have someone tell you they’re paying for it as a gift to you, but they actually canceled it and threw you a bbq instead and forgot to invite 90% of the guests? Lmao I am traumatized
am i the only one who hates birthdays? i have deadass cried every birthday in my 20’s 😭
December 10, 2024 at 5:12 PM
You ever plan an elaborate party for yourself and have someone tell you they’re paying for it as a gift to you, but they actually canceled it and threw you a bbq instead and forgot to invite 90% of the guests? Lmao I am traumatized
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This constant temperature change is fw my allergies bad 😭😭😭😭
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December 10, 2024 at 4:41 PM
This constant temperature change is fw my allergies bad 😭😭😭😭