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The bloke, with another blokes organ inside him.

AKA The luckiest man alive.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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SJM IS GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!!!

ALEXA! PLAY THAT FUCKIN CHOON!!!
The Alexander Brothers Big Kilmarnock Bunnet, Soor Milk Cairt, Johnny Lady
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November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
After a day of scraping paper off walls, I’m going in.

#Deserved

#Better
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If you don't. I will.
Telling you now! It’s not a Tory breakfast!! #SmoothDave
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Still not safe ffs.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I fire this up and Villa do a madness.

Coincidence, or voodoo?
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
BIG UP THE REMEMBRANCE SUNDAY VILLANS 🦁👍
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Is that the shadow of Emu creeping up?
Fucking hell, I’m getting old
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Butter spreading as easily at the beginning of November as it was in the middle of May. Scenes!
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
BIG UP THE ‘let’s get this game out of the way, so we can all get on with our lives’ EUROVILLANS!🦁👍
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Awake since 2am, coughing, wheezing, farting, sneezing.

Remember me.

#ManDown
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
They’ve been on such a bad run recently, it was fully expected that Dr Aston Villa would arrive on time to deliver the necessary medicine.
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
BIG UP THE SATURDAY NIGHT VILLANS!!

I wonder which one is turning up?
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Thoughts with Andrew this morning, who has got to contact HMRC, DWP, DVLA, the Local Authority, his GP, his dentist, HM Passport Office, his bank, his pension provider, his utility providers, his insurance provider, any membership providers and the Royal Mail due to his change of title and address.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
In the excitement of yesterday’s drama, I missed the news that this Goliath of Midlands drama passed away yesterday.

RIP Mr Chance.

*cue the sad Crossroads music performed by Paul McCartney.
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Anybody else old enough to remember when Wulfs fans would sing ‘Mind The Gap’ to Villa fans?

#MindYamGap
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just got back from Sunday Service in B6, and it was worth every single minute and every single mile.

Whisper it quietly, but we’re getting quite good at this football lark.
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
BIG UP THE GMT VILLANS!🦁👍
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
It’s really only 9:09pm.
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
BRF with the assist!
October 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’d forgotten the Pornodwarf was still at West Ham.

Lovely.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM