Jon, A Ludicrous Parcel of Driveling Galoots
@jonc572.bsky.social
Husband Jedi Time-Lord Sky Pirate Gunslinger, After Dinner Raconteur, Gamer, Geek, Scribbler of Weird Things, He/Him
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Current Reverse Whamageddon Score: 7
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Current Reverse Whamageddon Score: 7
DAMMIT! Off to Whamhalla with me. Taken out by a TikTok. What an Inglorious end. Ah well, now we flip to Reverse Whamageddon. That's one.
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
DAMMIT! Off to Whamhalla with me. Taken out by a TikTok. What an Inglorious end. Ah well, now we flip to Reverse Whamageddon. That's one.
"AAAHH YOO A FOOKIN' CAWP?!"
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"AAAHH YOO A FOOKIN' CAWP?!"
I can't hear Christmas Time by Bryan Adams without thinking about that one scene in Violent Night. IYKYK. LOL
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I can't hear Christmas Time by Bryan Adams without thinking about that one scene in Violent Night. IYKYK. LOL
Using the Russian Roulette method for Whamageddon again this year. Keeping my car radio set to a Christmas station to see if I get taken out in the minute or so before my Bluetooth syncs up. Hehe.
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Using the Russian Roulette method for Whamageddon again this year. Keeping my car radio set to a Christmas station to see if I get taken out in the minute or so before my Bluetooth syncs up. Hehe.
As always, Reality is GAHBAGE. Books, my children. Books.
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
As always, Reality is GAHBAGE. Books, my children. Books.
Weather guy at work: We're looking at a liquid event for the morning.
My immature lizard brain:
My immature lizard brain:
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Weather guy at work: We're looking at a liquid event for the morning.
My immature lizard brain:
My immature lizard brain:
"Hey! Down in Joe's garage
We didn't have no dope or LSD
But a couple of quarts of beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear!"
We didn't have no dope or LSD
But a couple of quarts of beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Hey! Down in Joe's garage
We didn't have no dope or LSD
But a couple of quarts of beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear!"
We didn't have no dope or LSD
But a couple of quarts of beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear!"
Damn, Auburn. *PRICE IS RIGHT FAIL HORN*
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Damn, Auburn. *PRICE IS RIGHT FAIL HORN*
"Whaddya mean I don't pay my bills? Why do ya think I'm broke? HAH?!"
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Whaddya mean I don't pay my bills? Why do ya think I'm broke? HAH?!"
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
8 Chapters in and I'm really enjoying The Strange Case of the Alchemist's Daughter.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
8 Chapters in and I'm really enjoying The Strange Case of the Alchemist's Daughter.
Never forget...
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Never forget...
Top 5 Movie Soundtracks. In no particular order, mine are:
The Blues Brothers
The Commitments
The Crow
Tron Legacy
Standing in the Shadows of Motown
The Blues Brothers
The Commitments
The Crow
Tron Legacy
Standing in the Shadows of Motown
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Top 5 Movie Soundtracks. In no particular order, mine are:
The Blues Brothers
The Commitments
The Crow
Tron Legacy
Standing in the Shadows of Motown
The Blues Brothers
The Commitments
The Crow
Tron Legacy
Standing in the Shadows of Motown
The Internet: Hey! They made a TV series adaptation of Stephen R Lawhead's Pendragon Cycle!
Me: What?! That's awesome! That's one of my all time favorite book series!
The Internet: Yeah! The Daily Wire made it!
Me:
Me: What?! That's awesome! That's one of my all time favorite book series!
The Internet: Yeah! The Daily Wire made it!
Me:
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Internet: Hey! They made a TV series adaptation of Stephen R Lawhead's Pendragon Cycle!
Me: What?! That's awesome! That's one of my all time favorite book series!
The Internet: Yeah! The Daily Wire made it!
Me:
Me: What?! That's awesome! That's one of my all time favorite book series!
The Internet: Yeah! The Daily Wire made it!
Me:
Reality is GAHBAGE. An anthology of Solstice horror tales is better. Books, little brothers and sisters. Books.
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Reality is GAHBAGE. An anthology of Solstice horror tales is better. Books, little brothers and sisters. Books.
Sunday night is Wings Night here at Orcholme. Hehe
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sunday night is Wings Night here at Orcholme. Hehe
MAGATs: Now that Mamdani's been elected, a million people will flee NYC!
New Yorkers: So what I'm hearing is, a million less people on the subway, and a million apartments are gonna be available. Can we bump that to 2 million?
New Yorkers: So what I'm hearing is, a million less people on the subway, and a million apartments are gonna be available. Can we bump that to 2 million?
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
MAGATs: Now that Mamdani's been elected, a million people will flee NYC!
New Yorkers: So what I'm hearing is, a million less people on the subway, and a million apartments are gonna be available. Can we bump that to 2 million?
New Yorkers: So what I'm hearing is, a million less people on the subway, and a million apartments are gonna be available. Can we bump that to 2 million?
When using an automatic door, I don't always pretend I'm Luke Skywalker using The Force. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Dr. Strange using a Sling Ring. Hehe.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When using an automatic door, I don't always pretend I'm Luke Skywalker using The Force. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Dr. Strange using a Sling Ring. Hehe.
Betcha the ketchup is flying all over the White House tonight. Lol.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Betcha the ketchup is flying all over the White House tonight. Lol.
Time for a fresh dose of satire towards late-stage Space Capitalism. Hehe
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Time for a fresh dose of satire towards late-stage Space Capitalism. Hehe
Kim is of the opinion that in this fit, I just need a baseball bat and a red neckerchief, and I'd make a decent Negan. Lol.
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kim is of the opinion that in this fit, I just need a baseball bat and a red neckerchief, and I'd make a decent Negan. Lol.
How you gonna sell someone a French Dip sammich combo and then FORGET THE DAMN DIP?! Arby's, you just made The List.
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
How you gonna sell someone a French Dip sammich combo and then FORGET THE DAMN DIP?! Arby's, you just made The List.
So I've reached an adulting checkpoint. I find I now need reading glasses. Now get off my lawn, whipper-snappers! Hehe
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So I've reached an adulting checkpoint. I find I now need reading glasses. Now get off my lawn, whipper-snappers! Hehe