Jon Beverley
@jonbev.bsky.social
Ex-dotcom CEO turned chef, luthier, drummer, writer (and a lover not a fighter). Formerly London, NYC & New Zealand, now 50% en France (thx Brexit) and 50% in UK & Ireland. 52 and 6'4", since you're asking.
Trump-KennedyCenter.org feedback for the inner circle... unsure if I prefer the 'you're a genius' mail, the 'can't wait till you're sued' hate mail, or (edging ahead currently) the morons who don't realise it's a parody pitching their quasi-fascist musicals.
December 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Trump-KennedyCenter.org feedback for the inner circle... unsure if I prefer the 'you're a genius' mail, the 'can't wait till you're sued' hate mail, or (edging ahead currently) the morons who don't realise it's a parody pitching their quasi-fascist musicals.
Latest additions to the spring season at trump-kennedycenter.org
December 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Latest additions to the spring season at trump-kennedycenter.org
After buying the domain name back in August, we just had to wait for the inevitable, and published a parody site over the weekend. Enjoy... www.trump-kennedycenter.org
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
After buying the domain name back in August, we just had to wait for the inevitable, and published a parody site over the weekend. Enjoy... www.trump-kennedycenter.org
After the FIFA presser, I'm now the owner of trump-kennedycenter.com/.org. Actively soliciting parody ideas for the site we're about to start building. E.g.
- a Leni Riefenstahl film festival
- a scholarly exhibition of Ted Nugent song lyrics
- 'Hillbilly Elegy - The Musical'
- a Leni Riefenstahl film festival
- a scholarly exhibition of Ted Nugent song lyrics
- 'Hillbilly Elegy - The Musical'
August 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
After the FIFA presser, I'm now the owner of trump-kennedycenter.com/.org. Actively soliciting parody ideas for the site we're about to start building. E.g.
- a Leni Riefenstahl film festival
- a scholarly exhibition of Ted Nugent song lyrics
- 'Hillbilly Elegy - The Musical'
- a Leni Riefenstahl film festival
- a scholarly exhibition of Ted Nugent song lyrics
- 'Hillbilly Elegy - The Musical'
Colour me shocked.
February 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Colour me shocked.
...and as if by magic, half my wardrobe is suddenly back in fashion.
February 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
...and as if by magic, half my wardrobe is suddenly back in fashion.
One of the things about the 'posh scouse' village I'm currently in oop north is that this Rugby pub is taking me back a decade. Boot-cut jeans and brown Chelsea boots everywhere I look.
February 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
One of the things about the 'posh scouse' village I'm currently in oop north is that this Rugby pub is taking me back a decade. Boot-cut jeans and brown Chelsea boots everywhere I look.
I mean, tariffs are just a first step. Look at all that space up in Canada. Lebensraum, if you will.
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I mean, tariffs are just a first step. Look at all that space up in Canada. Lebensraum, if you will.
New goal once I get my next pupster.
January 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
New goal once I get my next pupster.
Currently my three favourite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.
January 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Currently my three favourite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.
Euphoria's Hunter Schaffer on the Golden Globes red carpet shows why you should always put a splash of vinegar in the pan when you're making poached eggs.
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Euphoria's Hunter Schaffer on the Golden Globes red carpet shows why you should always put a splash of vinegar in the pan when you're making poached eggs.
Gratuitous 25th anniversary shot. Snaffle It, the proof-of-concept version of the 'buy books, CDs and DVDs by text message' service later funded by idealab as Scan launched this day in 1999, targeting the Jan sales on Oxford Street. Reliably informed that I did use to fit this sweatshirt back then.
December 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Gratuitous 25th anniversary shot. Snaffle It, the proof-of-concept version of the 'buy books, CDs and DVDs by text message' service later funded by idealab as Scan launched this day in 1999, targeting the Jan sales on Oxford Street. Reliably informed that I did use to fit this sweatshirt back then.
Elon and Maye Musk. Seen here dreaming of a white Christmas like they used to have back home. Or at the very least, a segregated one.
December 28, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Elon and Maye Musk. Seen here dreaming of a white Christmas like they used to have back home. Or at the very least, a segregated one.
A reminder that telling your daughters that a larger-than-life jolly old man with a white beard only gives presents to good girls is a big part of why I get so many young women with issues looking for a sugar daddy on Tinder 😉
Merry Xmas! (Bah humbug)
Merry Xmas! (Bah humbug)
December 24, 2024 at 8:51 PM
A reminder that telling your daughters that a larger-than-life jolly old man with a white beard only gives presents to good girls is a big part of why I get so many young women with issues looking for a sugar daddy on Tinder 😉
Merry Xmas! (Bah humbug)
Merry Xmas! (Bah humbug)
Xmas propaganda is so incessant that it needs some counter-programming. So I made my own gift tags reading: "Your annual reminder that I despise Christmas and everything it stands for on philosophical grounds, having disavowed materialism, religion, tradition, excess and children. Bah Humbug!"
December 24, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Xmas propaganda is so incessant that it needs some counter-programming. So I made my own gift tags reading: "Your annual reminder that I despise Christmas and everything it stands for on philosophical grounds, having disavowed materialism, religion, tradition, excess and children. Bah Humbug!"
'Silent Night' lyrics... "holy child, tender and mild" implies the existence of a demon child that is both a bit chewy and too spicy.
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
'Silent Night' lyrics... "holy child, tender and mild" implies the existence of a demon child that is both a bit chewy and too spicy.
🎅 🎶 Sim-ply hav-ing a... 🎶
December 14, 2024 at 9:51 PM
🎅 🎶 Sim-ply hav-ing a... 🎶
I find myself revisiting my 'rules for moustaches' as I'm headed back to Blighty and sat in the ferry restaurant alongside three late-20s/early-30s gents who are all unironically sporting beardless moustaches.
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I find myself revisiting my 'rules for moustaches' as I'm headed back to Blighty and sat in the ferry restaurant alongside three late-20s/early-30s gents who are all unironically sporting beardless moustaches.
I already encourage this.
December 8, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I already encourage this.
Penultimate day en France, and I think the 9 bedroom pile is more of a mess than when I started.
December 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Penultimate day en France, and I think the 9 bedroom pile is more of a mess than when I started.
Yep, all this, plus being absolutely awesome in bed.
December 1, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Yep, all this, plus being absolutely awesome in bed.