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jona (a.k.a. jona)
@jonavee2.bsky.social
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jona or vee or both \\ 19yo girl(?) of the west \\ MINORS FUCK OFF RAAAHH \\ married to my amazing wife Scarlet <333 \\ invented swag
sometimes always delusional
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jona (a.k.a. jona) @jonavee2.bsky.social · Dec 2
i luv my wife c: <3 (a megathread)
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too easy honestly (ignore the 231 deaths)
what stinks about this run is it was a really really really really good run that i ended too early cus im stupid and accidentally fell into the portal lmao. i wanted to crawl back up and go to the parallel worlds but alas, i have to settle for a normal victory. i made many very funny wands and im mad i didnt get to experiment with them more and get super ultra mega powerful but i guess its whatever. anyways my noita curse has not been broken, not until i get The God Run (tm)
August 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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must... wingman.... HARDER RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
August 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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ive done nothing but play noita for the past 4 days and i think my brain is leaking out of my ears
August 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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opps cant handle my "nya! >ω<" type shi, type shi
ive been taking fit pics for the better part of 2 years now and ive now decided to start offloading them somewhere else besides my gallery and some peoples dms lmao. i dont know if im going to drop a bunch of them on you all of the sudden or like slowly trickle out older fits with the new ones that i make so dont expect much consistency lmao (shouldnt be expecting that from me of all people anyways) also quick fun story, i showed this pic to my wife and she said i have "cute gay hair" and that is my absolute favorite compliment in the world and i will quote her until the end of time :3 anywho the fit that im wearing consists of an ushanka that i bought on some online retailer (genuinely dont remember the site i got it on but it wasnt amazon or anything), some cat paw arm warmers that i got on amazon along with some cat paw thigh highs (probably my best fucking investment ever), some plain white thigh highs that i also got on amazon, if memory serves right these are extra long and came in a pack of 6 pairs, and finally the shirt that im wearing is a tie dye graphic tee from a brand called collusion and they seem to make y2k/early 2000s inspired pieces.
August 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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im craving... one howitzer

hell, maybe it two howitzer......
August 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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literally me,,,,,,,,,,,,
thus, a new chapter is turned on the life of jona. for some lore, everything related to this name was originally started as my outlet for shitposts. and one of the places that i spent a lot of time on was this one discord server (that i will not name for privacy reasons, but its pretty big with something like 40k members). and i whilst i did enjoy my time there and even found many of my now current friends on that wretched application, i had also started to notice that the place is just ran kinda like shit? "wow what a revelation jona, a discord server ran by a power hungry moron who breaks the rules all the time?" SHUT UP THE PLACE WAS COOL FOR A LONG WHILE OR I WOULDNT HAVE SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THERE >:c anyways, there were a few too many problems with it in my opinion so i decided to do 2 things: tell everyone what happens just beneath the surface (using my good credit as a long time mod and generally also the most active chat member lmao), and then leave. and thats what i did. im now free from the shackles of that god awful place and can go on to greener pastures. on a related note, the jona discord account is gonna go back into cryo-sleep, awaiting for the day that i need it again. im aware that all of this is incredible stupid and not important at all but hey, im gay and very extra and i like telling the people inside of my puter about my life. anyways the image for today is a girl sat on the floor with her head down, playing the bass. over the image is the following text: ""guys" i say as i talk to myself".
August 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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call me zoro the way im triple wielding baddies in my dms (im talking to the voices again)
August 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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i have found that im funnier when im barely awake

maybe this is a sign to sleep even less
August 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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10 BILLION POKEMON VS 1 LION, WHO WINS???
August 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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need to meet up with my pookies more so we can take more fire ass fit pics
August 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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chat rate the fit
ive been fucking addicted to playing modded minecraft on this one server a few moots of mine set up. checking now, i have around 65 hours in this world and its been up for like a week lmao. and i tried spawning in the wither so i can 4-shot that wretched 3 headed beast, but alas i believe something is fucked with either one of the mods or some setting in the server options that is stopping me from doing so. i lowkey wanted to do it just for the flex but i guess i'll have to wait lamao before you lay the figure of a minecraft character, clad in darkened jousting armour. adorned with a frog mouth helmet decorated with a red plume and gazelle horns. the chestplate is blanketed with a white cape, a darkened gorget, and an ecranche. and resting on their shoulder is a greatsword of pure netherite, glowing faintly with powerful enchantments. the armoured figure stands alone in a field, surrounded with grass gently blowing in the wind. they have met no equal, and fear that they never will.
August 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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ive just had an epiphany. i could carry the legacy of quagmire toilet gaming using the alt text in all of the images that i post. yes, it would be insensitive to rid any visually impaired people of what is actually happening in the image, but in reality there is nothing stopping me from simply adding the actual description at the end lmao. anywho yeah today i had a crazy ass fucking dream where i was supposed to get a tattoo with my friends but i was taken off the list cus the guy i went to to get me set up got killed and i stole a hotdog along the way and stuffed a whole donut in my mouth cus i thought some bad doers where gonna try to take it. in todays image, it is a text exchange between an unnamed person and supposedly a navy recruiter. the unnamed person inquires "I'm interested in the navy but i have a couple questions", to which the recruiter responds "Sure.ask away". our unnamed protagonist then proceeds to send an image of an emo anime girl with the following text atop it: "would you guys still like me if i became emo?........ ..u probably wouldnt.... whatever...just forget it..."
August 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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history repeats itself
a crafting table in minecraft showing that i have just enough materials to make 3 netherite ingots
August 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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she william on my spring til i trap
July 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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so sleeppilled rn, im eepmaxxing, in my sleeby arc
July 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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having to fish hairs from between your ass cheeks is on another level of divine punishment
July 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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new username
July 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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i should get a chew toy before i inevitably chew through every single cable i own
July 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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"hello mr money man, i would like one million hundred thousand dollars for being so cool and epic. please. thank you in advance"
July 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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imagine getting to go to a concert for free simply cus youre one of the few cool adults someone knows and they need adult supervision while theyre over there

could be me
July 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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chat rate the fit
honestly i dont really know how to describe it in words. its an avatar i made in roblox but its nothing excessively (visually) loud or cliche. its a cat looking thing with headphones not over the cat ears and a smaller cat on its shoulder for a bit of more cat per cat. its also wearing a slightly unzipped hoodie with one shoulder off, revealing a necklace and a halo 3 shirt underneath. on the bottom, its wearing work pants with a small potion hanging off of it with the colours of the lesbian pride flag. and on the back sits a bass guitar, specifically the one that ryo plays in bocchi the rock thats about it
July 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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RAAAAAAHHHHH I WANNA PLAY THE BASS AND MY WIFE WANTS TO PLAY THE DRUMS WE ARE LITERALLY RYO AND NIJIKA
July 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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whats super turbo bonkers to me is how cookie clicker, THE BIG DAWG OF IDLE GAMES, has a fucking garden feature in it and yet SOMEHOW grow a garden is still popping more than it
July 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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when i spot a non binary person whos dripped head to toe in the freshest garments this side of the colorado and i cant help but feel jealous,
call that being enbious
July 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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successfully baited my wife into a kissing competition to see who can kiss the other more :cool emoji:
July 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM