Jonathan Hurtado
@jonathanhurtado.bsky.social
• Los Angeles / Bay Area
• “All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players” -Billy Shakes
• “All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players” -Billy Shakes
I need to talk to a gay theatre person!!!
May 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I need to talk to a gay theatre person!!!
I need to drive to Palo Alto after class tmr just to listen to the hacked crosswalk buttons
April 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I need to drive to Palo Alto after class tmr just to listen to the hacked crosswalk buttons
I fucking hate it here!!!! 😭😭😭😭
April 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I fucking hate it here!!!! 😭😭😭😭
I need Nicholas Duvernay emotional, spiritually, and sexually right now!!!!
March 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I need Nicholas Duvernay emotional, spiritually, and sexually right now!!!!
“The American people want to know, is Elmo now or has he ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?”
March 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“The American people want to know, is Elmo now or has he ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States?”
I had my 2nd 3 way kiss at the club tonight!!!
March 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I had my 2nd 3 way kiss at the club tonight!!!
I just did a whole audition in a really bad French accent. Guess you can call me Mr. Wi Wi Ho Ho Ho Baguette
March 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I just did a whole audition in a really bad French accent. Guess you can call me Mr. Wi Wi Ho Ho Ho Baguette
When a local community college wants me to come in a teach a Stage Combat: Rapier workshop :)
March 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
When a local community college wants me to come in a teach a Stage Combat: Rapier workshop :)
I fucking spilled poppers down my nose and burnt the shit out of my sinuses and throat 😡
March 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I fucking spilled poppers down my nose and burnt the shit out of my sinuses and throat 😡
Paloma Diamond was SNUBBED!!!!
March 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Paloma Diamond was SNUBBED!!!!
I’m 90% sure TSA took a hit of my poppers cause that shit was not where I left it in my suitcase and it was not closed all the way 🤨
March 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m 90% sure TSA took a hit of my poppers cause that shit was not where I left it in my suitcase and it was not closed all the way 🤨
The government needs to prioritize our needs
February 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The government needs to prioritize our needs
I’ll know if he’s the one if he gets me a Jonathan “Carrie” necklace
February 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’ll know if he’s the one if he gets me a Jonathan “Carrie” necklace
That frat at Austin University doing the Nupes is my new Roman Empire
February 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That frat at Austin University doing the Nupes is my new Roman Empire
This stomach bug sucks but at least I’ll be skinny for LA
February 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This stomach bug sucks but at least I’ll be skinny for LA
Nothing makes me feel more single than my work giving me Valentine’s Day off
February 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Nothing makes me feel more single than my work giving me Valentine’s Day off
Is it so difficult to imagine your life with me in it?
February 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Is it so difficult to imagine your life with me in it?
✨ In my Samantha Jones era ✨
February 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
✨ In my Samantha Jones era ✨
Is it wrong to fuck a friend/crush’s ex?
January 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Is it wrong to fuck a friend/crush’s ex?
I’ve decided I’m too young to be dating and deleted Bumble and Tinder off my phone
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’ve decided I’m too young to be dating and deleted Bumble and Tinder off my phone
The only thing I want in life is to get married on Lake Como, Italy in a Vivienne Westwood dress to the most gorgeous man ever! Is that too much to ask????
January 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The only thing I want in life is to get married on Lake Como, Italy in a Vivienne Westwood dress to the most gorgeous man ever! Is that too much to ask????
I’m already having withdrawals!!!!
January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m already having withdrawals!!!!
His birthday gifts are arriving 7 days early 🙃
January 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
His birthday gifts are arriving 7 days early 🙃
I got him a few birthday presents and it cost me over $100!!! What is this inflation!!!
January 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I got him a few birthday presents and it cost me over $100!!! What is this inflation!!!