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Jonathan Caruso
@jonathancaruso.bsky.social
I make candles and fix computers. Lesser half of @carusocandles.com
I used to make fun of them, but I have immense respect for social media managers now.
December 6, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Retired sentences:

Can I borrow a quarter for a phone call?

Want to go hang out at the mall?

Let's go look at the movies at Blockbuster!

Can we have my birthday at Pizza Hut?

Why is the Sears catalog sticking together?
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 PM
What does a guy gotta do to get someone to like a post on here?
December 4, 2024 at 12:31 AM
we live in a society
December 3, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I feel like I'm the only conservative on Bluesky
December 3, 2024 at 8:28 PM
BlueSky Feature Request:

Add a Switch Account button to the main menu

#FeatureRequest
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Pumpkin says good morning Bluesky
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I accidentally used the wrong spout on the red pepper
December 3, 2024 at 2:14 AM
cat vibes
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Georgia Power is running a Black Friday sale

Does this mean my power bill is half off?
December 2, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Pouring our Christmas sampler pack and getting ready for the holidays.

Six 2 oz. candles featuring our holiday collection.

• Frasier Fir
• Victorian Christmas
• Orange Pomander
• Christmas Hearth
• Hansel and Gretel's House
• Mistletoe

Have you started Christmas shopping yet? 🎅🎄🎁
December 2, 2024 at 9:11 PM