Mord - Dad Bod God
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9:23 left rocky goes 1/9 and BANKS his half court shot! 6/7 on season! 3 in a row!
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
9:23 left rocky goes 1/9 and BANKS his half court shot! 6/7 on season! 3 in a row!
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7:58 left rocky goes 1/6 and MAKES his half court shot! 5/6 on season! 2 in a row!
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
7:58 left rocky goes 1/6 and MAKES his half court shot! 5/6 on season! 2 in a row!
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9:03 left rocky goes 1/1 and MAKES his half court shot! 4/5 on season! 2/2 tonight
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
9:03 left rocky goes 1/1 and MAKES his half court shot! 4/5 on season! 2/2 tonight
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1st qtr break rocky goes 1/14 and MAKES his half court giant ladder shot. 1/1 on ladder shots
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
1st qtr break rocky goes 1/14 and MAKES his half court giant ladder shot. 1/1 on ladder shots
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6:57 left rocky goes 0/8 and does not make his half court shot. 3/4 on season!
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
6:57 left rocky goes 0/8 and does not make his half court shot. 3/4 on season!
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11:20 left rocky goes 1/10 and MAKES his half court shot! 3 in a row, 3/3 on season!
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
11:20 left rocky goes 1/10 and MAKES his half court shot! 3 in a row, 3/3 on season!
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7:48 left rocky goes 1/3 and MAKES his half court shot! 2 in a row, 2/2 on season!
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
7:48 left rocky goes 1/3 and MAKES his half court shot! 2 in a row, 2/2 on season!
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7:11 left rocky goes 1/3 and MAKES his half court shot! 1 in a row, 1/1 on season!
October 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
7:11 left rocky goes 1/3 and MAKES his half court shot! 1 in a row, 1/1 on season!
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Rocky goes 0/9 and does not make his half court shot.
October 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Rocky goes 0/9 and does not make his half court shot.
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4:46 left in 3rd Rocky goes 1/12 and MAKES his half court shot, 2 in a row!
May 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
4:46 left in 3rd Rocky goes 1/12 and MAKES his half court shot, 2 in a row!
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5:13 left in 3rd Rocky goes 1/3 and MAKES his half court shot
May 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
5:13 left in 3rd Rocky goes 1/3 and MAKES his half court shot
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9:03 left in the 3rd Rocky goes 0/12 and does not make his half court shot, some close ones
May 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
9:03 left in the 3rd Rocky goes 0/12 and does not make his half court shot, some close ones
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8:57 left Rocky goes 0/9 and does not make his half court shot
April 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
8:57 left Rocky goes 0/9 and does not make his half court shot
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End of 1st, Rocky goes 0/10 and doesn’t make his ladder half court shot. 1 wedgie though
April 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
End of 1st, Rocky goes 0/10 and doesn’t make his ladder half court shot. 1 wedgie though
When you’re doing spring cleaning and find previous homeowners crack pipe
April 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When you’re doing spring cleaning and find previous homeowners crack pipe
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9:58 left Rocky goes 0/13 and does not make his half court shot
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
9:58 left Rocky goes 0/13 and does not make his half court shot
Dear Democrats,
Pinging me 16 times a day with your hands out for donations with your text being addressed to my recently deceased mother is getting really annoying. Perhaps hit up your leadership to get some of their insider trading money to fund your campaign. Or maybe do your fucking job 1st.
Pinging me 16 times a day with your hands out for donations with your text being addressed to my recently deceased mother is getting really annoying. Perhaps hit up your leadership to get some of their insider trading money to fund your campaign. Or maybe do your fucking job 1st.
April 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dear Democrats,
Pinging me 16 times a day with your hands out for donations with your text being addressed to my recently deceased mother is getting really annoying. Perhaps hit up your leadership to get some of their insider trading money to fund your campaign. Or maybe do your fucking job 1st.
Pinging me 16 times a day with your hands out for donations with your text being addressed to my recently deceased mother is getting really annoying. Perhaps hit up your leadership to get some of their insider trading money to fund your campaign. Or maybe do your fucking job 1st.
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I’m a bad luck charm, Rocky misses his half court shot
April 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’m a bad luck charm, Rocky misses his half court shot
Remember during the campaign when Bill Clinton cited that the score was 50mm dems - 1mm republicans as far as jobs created over 20 years. How close are we to 50-0? They still going to keep power when it 50- negative whatever they do?
April 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Remember during the campaign when Bill Clinton cited that the score was 50mm dems - 1mm republicans as far as jobs created over 20 years. How close are we to 50-0? They still going to keep power when it 50- negative whatever they do?
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8:58 left Rocky goes 1/1 and SWISHES his half court shot
April 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
8:58 left Rocky goes 1/1 and SWISHES his half court shot
Selling single for tonight 102 AA vs pacers free food and drink $450 if you a nugget, 3x if you a pacer view from seat attached
April 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Selling single for tonight 102 AA vs pacers free food and drink $450 if you a nugget, 3x if you a pacer view from seat attached
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Can't wait for another global financial crisis ❤️
April 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Can't wait for another global financial crisis ❤️
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2:29 left in the 3rd Rocky goes 1/12 and does not make his half court shot
April 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
2:29 left in the 3rd Rocky goes 1/12 and does not make his half court shot