Jokes Of A Penguin
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Revisiting the jokes of a British classic!
Q. What’s a Penguins favourite Dog?
A. A Bichon Freeze
A. A Bichon Freeze
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Q. What’s a Penguins favourite Dog?
A. A Bichon Freeze
A. A Bichon Freeze
Q. How does a Penguin make pancakes?
A. With its Flippers!
A. With its Flippers!
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Q. How does a Penguin make pancakes?
A. With its Flippers!
A. With its Flippers!
Q. What do you call a Fish without an eye?
A. Fsh.
A. Fsh.
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Q. What do you call a Fish without an eye?
A. Fsh.
A. Fsh.
Q. What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A. A puddle!
A. A puddle!
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Q. What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A. A puddle!
A. A puddle!
Q. What is a Penguins favourite party game?
A. Sardines!
A. Sardines!
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Q. What is a Penguins favourite party game?
A. Sardines!
A. Sardines!
Q. Where do you find out the weight of a Whale?
A. At the whale-weigh station!
A. At the whale-weigh station!
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Q. Where do you find out the weight of a Whale?
A. At the whale-weigh station!
A. At the whale-weigh station!
Q. What do Penguin nuclear scientists eat?
A. Fission Chips!
A. Fission Chips!
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Q. What do Penguin nuclear scientists eat?
A. Fission Chips!
A. Fission Chips!
Q. What’s Black, White and Red?
A. A Penguin with sunburn.
A. A Penguin with sunburn.
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Q. What’s Black, White and Red?
A. A Penguin with sunburn.
A. A Penguin with sunburn.
Q. What do you call fifty Penguins in Leicester Square?
A. Lost!
A. Lost!
October 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Q. What do you call fifty Penguins in Leicester Square?
A. Lost!
A. Lost!
Q. What do you call a Penguin policeman?
A. The old bill.
A. The old bill.
October 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Q. What do you call a Penguin policeman?
A. The old bill.
A. The old bill.
Q. Why are Igloos round?
A. So that Penguins can’t hide in the corners.
A. So that Penguins can’t hide in the corners.
October 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Q. Why are Igloos round?
A. So that Penguins can’t hide in the corners.
A. So that Penguins can’t hide in the corners.
Q. Where do Penguins go to dance?
A. At the snow ball.
A. At the snow ball.
September 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Q. Where do Penguins go to dance?
A. At the snow ball.
A. At the snow ball.
Q. What has three wheels and travels along the bottom of the ocean?
A. A Motor-Pike and Side-Carp.
A. A Motor-Pike and Side-Carp.
September 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Q. What has three wheels and travels along the bottom of the ocean?
A. A Motor-Pike and Side-Carp.
A. A Motor-Pike and Side-Carp.
Q. Why don’t Penguins like Rock Music?
A. Because they only like Sole.
A. Because they only like Sole.
September 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Q. Why don’t Penguins like Rock Music?
A. Because they only like Sole.
A. Because they only like Sole.
Q. What do you call a Penguin that steals baby Octopuses?
A. A squidnapper!
A. A squidnapper!
September 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Q. What do you call a Penguin that steals baby Octopuses?
A. A squidnapper!
A. A squidnapper!
Q. How do you make a Fish keep a secret from another?
A. Make them promise not to tell a sole.
A. Make them promise not to tell a sole.
September 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Q. How do you make a Fish keep a secret from another?
A. Make them promise not to tell a sole.
A. Make them promise not to tell a sole.
Q. Why can’t Penguins fly?
A. Because they are chocolate biscuits!
A. Because they are chocolate biscuits!
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Q. Why can’t Penguins fly?
A. Because they are chocolate biscuits!
A. Because they are chocolate biscuits!
Q. What’s a Penguins favourite ice cream flavour?
A. Fishtachio!
A. Fishtachio!
September 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Q. What’s a Penguins favourite ice cream flavour?
A. Fishtachio!
A. Fishtachio!
Q. Why do Penguins stay in pairs?
A. Freezer Crowd.
A. Freezer Crowd.
September 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Q. Why do Penguins stay in pairs?
A. Freezer Crowd.
A. Freezer Crowd.
Q. Why do Penguins stay in pairs?
A. Freezer Crowd.
A. Freezer Crowd.
September 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Q. Why do Penguins stay in pairs?
A. Freezer Crowd.
A. Freezer Crowd.
Q. What’s a Penguins favourite film?
A. Frozen!
A. Frozen!
September 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Q. What’s a Penguins favourite film?
A. Frozen!
A. Frozen!
Q. What do Penguins wear on their heads?
A. Ice-Caps.
A. Ice-Caps.
September 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Q. What do Penguins wear on their heads?
A. Ice-Caps.
A. Ice-Caps.
Q. What is brown, has a hump and lives at the South Pole?
A. A very lost Camel!
A. A very lost Camel!
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Q. What is brown, has a hump and lives at the South Pole?
A. A very lost Camel!
A. A very lost Camel!
Q. Who is a Penguins favourite Aunt?
A. Aunt-Arctica!
A. Aunt-Arctica!
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Q. Who is a Penguins favourite Aunt?
A. Aunt-Arctica!
A. Aunt-Arctica!