The _Joker
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I’m sending a lovely case of cat food to Cat Food Man
ET phone Willy Nelson
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ET phone Willy Nelson
Are you ready for me to put you in a triggering environment(
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Are you ready for me to put you in a triggering environment(
There handy been any ape news lately
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There handy been any ape news lately
Wanna see a magical trixk? I can turn a grape into a raisin
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wanna see a magical trixk? I can turn a grape into a raisin
Ah Ha. Here’s the problem . Too many Jokers.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ah Ha. Here’s the problem . Too many Jokers.
Rat Poop: There’s only one
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Rat Poop: There’s only one
Im a genius. I’m insane. And I’m riffing on a level that is fricking sublime
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Im a genius. I’m insane. And I’m riffing on a level that is fricking sublime
Oh I wish I could live in a lovely ice castle like superman
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Oh I wish I could live in a lovely ice castle like superman
The all nude strap-on Swedish swim team died in a plane crash in 1996 but it wasn’t my fault 8:00 pm I was busy
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The all nude strap-on Swedish swim team died in a plane crash in 1996 but it wasn’t my fault 8:00 pm I was busy
I’ve got a secret fucked up past, just like everybody else
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’ve got a secret fucked up past, just like everybody else
For these people who have found a nice little world to live in. Im going to make your lives fall apart. I have a camera crew and a budget and all of this is really happening . I’m glitching on TVand popping over the airwaves to broadcast your ruins
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
For these people who have found a nice little world to live in. Im going to make your lives fall apart. I have a camera crew and a budget and all of this is really happening . I’m glitching on TVand popping over the airwaves to broadcast your ruins
I spent Halloween going up and down the canals throwing stuff in it. Just kidding!! Hee he haha… that was a teenager dresse up as me. He was the costume contest winner of all night in my head persobaly
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I spent Halloween going up and down the canals throwing stuff in it. Just kidding!! Hee he haha… that was a teenager dresse up as me. He was the costume contest winner of all night in my head persobaly
I’m putting dice in my speedo so everyone will think I have square nuts
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’m putting dice in my speedo so everyone will think I have square nuts
There’s nothing like a snowman to lighten the mood
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
There’s nothing like a snowman to lighten the mood
Grouped together for the first time: The soldier, the healer, the Backstabber, the temptress, the brains, the muscle, and the Joker
October 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Grouped together for the first time: The soldier, the healer, the Backstabber, the temptress, the brains, the muscle, and the Joker
Apu, where are the butterfingers?
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Apu, where are the butterfingers?
I’ve done some digging, and I found a metal nail abd a piece of pottery. A soda bottle cap and something I don’t understand at all.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’ve done some digging, and I found a metal nail abd a piece of pottery. A soda bottle cap and something I don’t understand at all.
I’m taking apart a watch to see what makes it tick. Turns out, gears
October 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’m taking apart a watch to see what makes it tick. Turns out, gears
I’m not a detective, but I’m good at solving things. Like who took my EZ Ceeze last night . Harley / case clouds.
October 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m not a detective, but I’m good at solving things. Like who took my EZ Ceeze last night . Harley / case clouds.
I’m not as crazy as it sounds
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m not as crazy as it sounds
Good evening miss. I’m saving up for a bus ticket to see the Joker, doo you have any spare Change or one dollar on you
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Good evening miss. I’m saving up for a bus ticket to see the Joker, doo you have any spare Change or one dollar on you
 everything is priceless. Everything burns.
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
 everything is priceless. Everything burns.
I’m writing ten new jokes down. These jokes have never been joked before
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’m writing ten new jokes down. These jokes have never been joked before