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jojosatoru.bsky.social
@jojosatoru.bsky.social
Just your average anime nerd with adhd I also love sports
I need to read my one Spanish story before bed but I’m soooo tired
February 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Crazy thing is I’m a millennial but I missed the OG 4 loko era and I think by the time I was even 21 nobody really drank incredible Hulks
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I lowkey wanna try this I never had it before 😭
This is Black History!!! I've been a victim, have you? ✊🏾
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Major bridgerton spoilers:

I’ve had my faults in dating women so I never wanna come off as judging characters like I haven’t or wouldn’t have made similar mistakes but what part of the game is asking a woman to be your mistress????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 mf didn’t even make it sound romantic
February 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Kinda bridgerton spoilers but

Benedict is an idiot 😭😭😭 lmaooo
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It’s also funny how in bridgerton men being slut shamed has some social consequences 😭
February 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Bridgerton started off crazy because if I was Benedict I’d kms if my mom found me butt ass naked with two women from the underground sex society I was hanging out with 😭
February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I changed up my study schedule so the next few days are strictly Spanish 😭 entonces que lo que a todos
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
My thing with older nba players is that I get they want their money because teams don’t wanna extend or might not be able to extend a contract but I’m unfortunately kind of on the side of owners/gm’s in the sense that do you want to pay a 35+ year old player even if they’re still effective?
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
James Harden perplexes me
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Barbers use shower safe spray paint now lmaoooo
Your hairline is clearly leaving you so why are you still holding on?
February 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I discovered young Miko and I need to go to sleep
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Ella nunca llega sola
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Another week about to load but that means more jjk 😮‍💨
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February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Lol me and a cousin bonded last night we both agreed we be on some Sagittarius shit 😭
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
All them men got caught asap like I said they had NO WHERE to go 😭
The parish these inmates escaped from is north east Louisiana 😭 them boys gonna get caught instantly lol I hate to rain on their parade but they don’t got lots of places to run to 💀
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Like why is juxtaposing your significant other with a smelly ass considered a normal pet name 😭😭
February 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Now that I think about it stink and it’s nasty variants are crazy pet names 😭 stinkabutt lmaoooo
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Hair cut Friday lol might return to the short hair era for a month 🤣
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January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I was also gonna do more work at my moms house but still I am LAZY as fuck rn
January 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I have to put gas in my car too 😭 like fr fuck this shit lol
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I want tacos but that means I HAVE to get out of bed and I don’t wanna do that at all
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I think once I get fluent Spanish and French speakers just have to accept that I’ll mix the two languages 😭 but I think if I do the signal will be if I use “pero/mais (pronounced meh)” lmaooo
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Honestly even though I’m team hold onto your hair as long as possible before going bald BUT the price of transplants you might as well just go bald
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I want someone to make bridgerton smut so it can start off with “Dearest degenerate reader…”
January 31, 2026 at 1:36 AM