John
@johnthebassist.com
New here, was over on the Musky app. Used to run. A lot. Dad, husband, #handporn model, musician, pervert. Pets are family members.
He/Him
He/Him
There is a monster in this picture
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There is a monster in this picture
Dipping my French fries in tzatziki
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dipping my French fries in tzatziki
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Do I need a breakfast beer?
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Do I need a breakfast beer?
Benji has seen suitcases deployed - he is not happy with me
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Benji has seen suitcases deployed - he is not happy with me
Putting up the Christmas tree, I kind of lament that we no longer have the "toddler concentration" of ornaments set up only where they could reach
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Putting up the Christmas tree, I kind of lament that we no longer have the "toddler concentration" of ornaments set up only where they could reach
Yes, iPhone, cuddlenap is a word
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Yes, iPhone, cuddlenap is a word
Dear god, I dislike people today
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Dear god, I dislike people today
Your choice of “favorite Beatle” says a whole lot about you
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Your choice of “favorite Beatle” says a whole lot about you
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have an alarm set for truly goddamn early in the morning tomorrow to start setting Lightning Lane reservarions
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have an alarm set for truly goddamn early in the morning tomorrow to start setting Lightning Lane reservarions
Last night, I dreamt that Warren Buffet directed Berkshire Hathaway's investment strategy toward "hookers & blow"
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Last night, I dreamt that Warren Buffet directed Berkshire Hathaway's investment strategy toward "hookers & blow"
My feet are disgusting
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My feet are disgusting
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November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Wordle 1,615 4/6*
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Just what I was waiting for….the very original shingles rash location (from a gazillion years ago) is inflamed and is actively driving me batty
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just what I was waiting for….the very original shingles rash location (from a gazillion years ago) is inflamed and is actively driving me batty
The fuck you mean it’s only
Monday?!
Monday?!
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The fuck you mean it’s only
Monday?!
Monday?!
Reposted by John
When I was a kid, I thought that being on the Muppet Show was the only way one could know they "were famous"
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When I was a kid, I thought that being on the Muppet Show was the only way one could know they "were famous"
Hear me out: Star Wars Episodes, in order of goodness: VIII, V, VI, IV, VII, I, III, II, IX
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hear me out: Star Wars Episodes, in order of goodness: VIII, V, VI, IV, VII, I, III, II, IX
I think I'm doing #ChrismasCarolAdventCalendar yet again
As I'm not feeling crushed by the weight of missing mom & my travel schedule means I'd need to...gasp... plan ahead, I think I might get through it this year...
As I'm not feeling crushed by the weight of missing mom & my travel schedule means I'd need to...gasp... plan ahead, I think I might get through it this year...
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I think I'm doing #ChrismasCarolAdventCalendar yet again
As I'm not feeling crushed by the weight of missing mom & my travel schedule means I'd need to...gasp... plan ahead, I think I might get through it this year...
As I'm not feeling crushed by the weight of missing mom & my travel schedule means I'd need to...gasp... plan ahead, I think I might get through it this year...
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November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Finally getting around to watching the Del Toro Frankenstein -- I get his whole mission was to present "man is the real monster," but I feel the changes he made minimized just how UTTERLY TERRIFYING the monster was in the book
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Finally getting around to watching the Del Toro Frankenstein -- I get his whole mission was to present "man is the real monster," but I feel the changes he made minimized just how UTTERLY TERRIFYING the monster was in the book
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November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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