@johnstatic.bsky.social
It’s kinda weird that I have this thing inside of my skull that seems to simultaneously want to protect me and also destroy me constantly.
May 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It’s kinda weird that I have this thing inside of my skull that seems to simultaneously want to protect me and also destroy me constantly.
Has a duck ever looked straight at you? Probably not. Ducks are the embodiment of ambivalence.
April 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Has a duck ever looked straight at you? Probably not. Ducks are the embodiment of ambivalence.
I don’t see the appeal of having a soul. But I’ve also been reading too much 40k lore.
April 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I don’t see the appeal of having a soul. But I’ve also been reading too much 40k lore.
I should start a therapy agency that’s all really dumb but emotionally competent people. Like they give good feedback what you’re saying but they will also forget you said it last week so
April 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I should start a therapy agency that’s all really dumb but emotionally competent people. Like they give good feedback what you’re saying but they will also forget you said it last week so
It should be illegal to play an 808 out loud without a subwoofer.
April 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It should be illegal to play an 808 out loud without a subwoofer.
Next Level Weirdo Detection
March 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Next Level Weirdo Detection
I think I’m Garden State soundtrack depressed.
March 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I think I’m Garden State soundtrack depressed.
I have a theory that Zoomers drink less alcohol than other generations because they were the first one to have good access to treatment for depression and adhd earlier in their lives.
February 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I have a theory that Zoomers drink less alcohol than other generations because they were the first one to have good access to treatment for depression and adhd earlier in their lives.
Never ask a designer what is in production.
February 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Never ask a designer what is in production.
Maybe AI is a lifeform that tries to replicate itself by creating solutions to problems that no one asked for.
February 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Maybe AI is a lifeform that tries to replicate itself by creating solutions to problems that no one asked for.
The real Human Centipede was the friends we made along the way
February 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The real Human Centipede was the friends we made along the way
I guess Rick Rubin legitimized everything with the Run DMC crossover
February 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I guess Rick Rubin legitimized everything with the Run DMC crossover
I still don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about the band Aerosmith. Do they rock? Are they cringe? Did they create a perfect artifact within the 90s? All of the above?
February 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I still don’t know how I’m supposed to feel about the band Aerosmith. Do they rock? Are they cringe? Did they create a perfect artifact within the 90s? All of the above?
Sometimes when I’m going through shit I write little notes to myself and slip them under my keyboard. I just found one that reads:
I AM BORN. I LEARN. I REALIZE. THEN I DIE
I AM BORN. I LEARN. I REALIZE. THEN I DIE
February 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Sometimes when I’m going through shit I write little notes to myself and slip them under my keyboard. I just found one that reads:
I AM BORN. I LEARN. I REALIZE. THEN I DIE
I AM BORN. I LEARN. I REALIZE. THEN I DIE
If your first thought after getting high on a new drug is: this must be how normal people feel… you’re probably going to get addicted to that shit.
February 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If your first thought after getting high on a new drug is: this must be how normal people feel… you’re probably going to get addicted to that shit.
It’s a good idea to wave goodbye to a random stranger whenever you leave a place.
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s a good idea to wave goodbye to a random stranger whenever you leave a place.
Maybe life would be easier if I were angrier all the time…
February 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Maybe life would be easier if I were angrier all the time…
I’m great at taking feedback. Except if you don’t give me the correct feedback I will kill you.
February 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’m great at taking feedback. Except if you don’t give me the correct feedback I will kill you.
Deleted twitter
February 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Deleted twitter
Considering putting the skill: “rawdogging data tables” to my resume.
January 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Considering putting the skill: “rawdogging data tables” to my resume.
The answer is Midge. Midge threw up on my new fucking rug. She’s still the best cat tho.
January 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The answer is Midge. Midge threw up on my new fucking rug. She’s still the best cat tho.
Guess who threw up on my new rug.
January 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Guess who threw up on my new rug.
A McIntosh amp could pair nicely with an Eames plywood recliner, and being a serial killer.
January 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
A McIntosh amp could pair nicely with an Eames plywood recliner, and being a serial killer.
Audiophiles are weird man. Anybody with a McIntosh amp should be put on some kind of watchlist.
January 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Audiophiles are weird man. Anybody with a McIntosh amp should be put on some kind of watchlist.
It’s interesting how much graphic designers care about fonts, since many of them seem to be illiterate.
January 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s interesting how much graphic designers care about fonts, since many of them seem to be illiterate.