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john
@johnsaccount.bsky.social
· Jan 22
hey this is my other acc I can't make it private but don't tell no one abt it I think
the only thing scary about halloween is my falfunctional form
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the only thing scary about halloween is my falfunctional form
why is this acc dragon ball themed am I that artismic
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
why is this acc dragon ball themed am I that artismic
hey I forgot abt this acc anyway im TRAPPED IN AN IHOP HELP
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
hey I forgot abt this acc anyway im TRAPPED IN AN IHOP HELP
when me and dan went to see superman a few days ago I told my dad, and he said he heard it was bad because they "made superman a woke character"
mfer do you know what woke means. do you know who superman is???
mfer do you know what woke means. do you know who superman is???
July 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
when me and dan went to see superman a few days ago I told my dad, and he said he heard it was bad because they "made superman a woke character"
mfer do you know what woke means. do you know who superman is???
mfer do you know what woke means. do you know who superman is???
me when I sniff my balls
July 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
me when I sniff my balls
no no you know what it's my fault really I deserve it I was asking for this by being pan it's my bad
May 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
no no you know what it's my fault really I deserve it I was asking for this by being pan it's my bad
MUSTAAARD chicken jockey whopper
May 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
MUSTAAARD chicken jockey whopper
does the trans-ocean contain gender fluid
May 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
does the trans-ocean contain gender fluid
goin balls deep in his mine when I get home
April 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
goin balls deep in his mine when I get home
Reposted by john
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off | Carscoops
151 Cybertruck owners filed warranty claims after noticing the roof trim panel above the windows was coming loose
www.carscoops.com
March 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
does anyone here wanna give me a kiss?
too bad
too bad
March 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
does anyone here wanna give me a kiss?
too bad
too bad
I have this awful dilemma right now im really goin through it, might elaborate here eventually
March 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I have this awful dilemma right now im really goin through it, might elaborate here eventually
sorry guys it's getting late I gotta split
*slices self in two with a chainsaw but is so slightly off that im now in 3 pieces instead*
*slices self in two with a chainsaw but is so slightly off that im now in 3 pieces instead*
March 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
sorry guys it's getting late I gotta split
*slices self in two with a chainsaw but is so slightly off that im now in 3 pieces instead*
*slices self in two with a chainsaw but is so slightly off that im now in 3 pieces instead*
I am slowly withering away to nothing after exploding
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am slowly withering away to nothing after exploding
people I don't follow should reply to this, oh wait you CAN'T
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
people I don't follow should reply to this, oh wait you CAN'T
get me tf out of this house my car is trapped behind my dad's and I haven't been able to leave in like 3 days now
February 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
get me tf out of this house my car is trapped behind my dad's and I haven't been able to leave in like 3 days now
the ends of my sandwich are red... normal?????
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
the ends of my sandwich are red... normal?????
Reposted by john
I like to play and draw
February 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I like to play and draw