Johnny B
johnnyelbee.bsky.social
Johnny B
@johnnyelbee.bsky.social
Purveyor of tinned meats.

Kidney donor
Cornish pasty for breakfast!
December 16, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Having a conversation about the best chocolates, the other people didn’t mention these once, which mean their opinions have been ruled invalid, amateurs

Best chocolate sweet going these.
December 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
December 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM
To be young again
December 8, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Make a ginger chicken curry and stay indoors, that’s my advice!
December 7, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Works Christmas do tonight, will I still have a job Monday morning?
December 6, 2024 at 1:05 PM
One sausage roll is never enough.
November 29, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Daughter works in a vet practice, a little frenchie came in after it had eaten its owners weed. Poor little thing looked off it’s mantlepiece!
November 28, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Just had a hot chocolate. Haven’t had one in years. Might fuck the coffee off, lovely old stuff
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 PM
There are people in the world that think ‘smoked cheese’ is nice!!
November 21, 2024 at 8:09 PM
November 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM
This like one of those dreams where you wake up and none else on the planet is alive.
October 26, 2023 at 8:56 AM
October 24, 2023 at 6:31 PM
October 24, 2023 at 12:50 PM
Kids round here need to arm wrestle for their dinner.
October 23, 2023 at 5:09 PM