John-Michael Bond
@johnmichaelbond.bsky.social
Italian soda enthusiast. I take photos and write. Words at Passionfruit. “Cry Uncle” out on Burn This Records.
I’m so fat I got body dismuffuletta.
March 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I’m so fat I got body dismuffuletta.
The R word is back and I think that sucks.
February 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The R word is back and I think that sucks.
My first comedy special Cry Uncle is now out and streaming on YouTube. Give it a watch to find out how long I spent working as a step mom on OnlyFans. youtu.be/7F3eHdfq9Bc?...
John-Michael Bond: Cry Uncle (2024) | Full Comedy Special
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December 20, 2024 at 8:29 PM
My first comedy special Cry Uncle is now out and streaming on YouTube. Give it a watch to find out how long I spent working as a step mom on OnlyFans. youtu.be/7F3eHdfq9Bc?...
Hot Frosty is a heart warming Christmas movie about finding love and how even in a Hallmark town the police are bastards you can't trust who will abuse their power at the expense of the public good.
November 19, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Hot Frosty is a heart warming Christmas movie about finding love and how even in a Hallmark town the police are bastards you can't trust who will abuse their power at the expense of the public good.
Everything sucks, but last night I saw this dog in an Adidas tracksuit waiting for his dad to get chicken fingers. At least we have this guy.
November 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Everything sucks, but last night I saw this dog in an Adidas tracksuit waiting for his dad to get chicken fingers. At least we have this guy.
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My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.
July 15, 2023 at 10:17 PM
My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.
Wish Terence McKenna was alive to write a follow up to Food of the Gods that explains how Joe Rogan ate mushrooms and turned into a conservative Republican. I realize the answer is “capitalism ruins everything even magic,” but I want a scientist to write about it.
July 18, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Wish Terence McKenna was alive to write a follow up to Food of the Gods that explains how Joe Rogan ate mushrooms and turned into a conservative Republican. I realize the answer is “capitalism ruins everything even magic,” but I want a scientist to write about it.
My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.
July 15, 2023 at 10:17 PM
My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.