Today I found, in a used book on the theory of French and English puns that I bought years ago, this handwritten list of puns.

I regret to inform everyone that my pet life insurance company has already gone bust. I forgot that cat owners can file for life insurance payouts nine times.

If I started a legal weed shop, I’d call it Edibles Arrangements

Excited to be launching my new pet life insurance business

Yes, I did use AI to animate my dogs to look like they are in a hip-hop video. Why do you ask?

A good joke has a beginning, a middle

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