john
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skinny dipped in the caribbean and then got a daiquiri w lunch bc it’s my last day and why the hell not ☀️😁
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
skinny dipped in the caribbean and then got a daiquiri w lunch bc it’s my last day and why the hell not ☀️😁
first 5star audiobook of the year 🙌 “feels as if Jigsaw were the lead producer of Love Island”…
if you love reality tv and thrillers, this is a must read for 2026 #BookSky
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
if you love reality tv and thrillers, this is a must read for 2026 #BookSky
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
January's Pick
The Compound by Aisling Rawle
open.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
first 5star audiobook of the year 🙌 “feels as if Jigsaw were the lead producer of Love Island”…
if you love reality tv and thrillers, this is a must read for 2026 #BookSky
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
if you love reality tv and thrillers, this is a must read for 2026 #BookSky
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
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bitches be stiffer than a dick pic!! 🙄
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
bitches be stiffer than a dick pic!! 🙄
bummed it’s the last week. puerto rico’s been so good to me
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
bummed it’s the last week. puerto rico’s been so good to me
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i’m so tired all the time 🥺
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 PM
i’m so tired all the time 🥺
nuremberg 2 electric boogaloo when
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
nuremberg 2 electric boogaloo when
every day since nicki went fascist… haven’t felt this empty since my mom died (like kinda joking)
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
every day since nicki went fascist… haven’t felt this empty since my mom died (like kinda joking)
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remember in order to be the best help to other people you also have to take care of yourself!!! you do not have to post, you do not have to watch graphic and sensitive material ‘to understand’. focus on your well being first always in order to be the best assistance
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 PM
remember in order to be the best help to other people you also have to take care of yourself!!! you do not have to post, you do not have to watch graphic and sensitive material ‘to understand’. focus on your well being first always in order to be the best assistance
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
sorry to hear about your snowstorm
January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
sorry to hear about your snowstorm
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this is what applying for a job is like
January 22, 2026 at 7:54 PM
this is what applying for a job is like
i would crawl across glass for miles
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i would crawl across glass for miles
ONE WEEK TILL IM BACK HOME IN NEW YAWWWWK CITY BBY
January 22, 2026 at 1:33 PM
ONE WEEK TILL IM BACK HOME IN NEW YAWWWWK CITY BBY
i got bed hair and this giant bed bug
January 22, 2026 at 1:28 PM
i got bed hair and this giant bed bug
ohmyyyyyy new prof is such a dilf
January 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
ohmyyyyyy new prof is such a dilf
“the devastating luxury of panic overtook me and it never left” oh, evelyn, what a great take on grief. i loved the characters (particularly evelyn and harry). i cried a dozen times. A 5-star modern queer tragedy
January 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
“the devastating luxury of panic overtook me and it never left” oh, evelyn, what a great take on grief. i loved the characters (particularly evelyn and harry). i cried a dozen times. A 5-star modern queer tragedy
this go live feature is gonna ruin me
January 20, 2026 at 5:20 PM
this go live feature is gonna ruin me
class starts tomorrow and not 1/29 like i misread in the syllabus
January 20, 2026 at 12:56 PM
class starts tomorrow and not 1/29 like i misread in the syllabus
being held on this boat >>>>>
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
being held on this boat >>>>>