John Goede
@johngoede.bsky.social
My Bluesky bubble is bigger than yours.
My state is shaped like a mitten, what’s your super power?
From the Grandest of Rapids.
My state is shaped like a mitten, what’s your super power?
From the Grandest of Rapids.
On the plus side, he'll be the only ICE agent that doesn't need to wear a mask since no one knows who he is.
“There’s an old saying in Hollywood: ‘If all you can get is Dean Cain, you are fucked.'"
Watch/Read: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Watch/Read: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
August 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
On the plus side, he'll be the only ICE agent that doesn't need to wear a mask since no one knows who he is.
Those thrown dildos are the closest these crypto bros have ever gotten to giving a woman an orgasm
August 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Those thrown dildos are the closest these crypto bros have ever gotten to giving a woman an orgasm
Is this what a good economy looks like?
The number of Americans receiving unemployment benefits for at least a week rose to the highest level since late 2021, according to Labor Department data.
Nearly 2 million Americans on unemployment, highest since pandemic era
Continuing unemployment claims jumped to 1.97 million in late July, according to a Labor Department report, highlighting a weakening labor market.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Is this what a good economy looks like?
He probably knows where the Epstein files are. That’s a fireable offense now.
"Dude's wife died of cancer last month. And you're firing him because he did his job? You're firing him without eligibility for retirement benefits? And you think that you're the ones that back the blue?" If that sounds crazy to you, you're not Kash Patel. @timmiller.bsky.social:
August 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
He probably knows where the Epstein files are. That’s a fireable offense now.
Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
Well, at least he finally got an acting job: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/u...
Dean Cain, Who Played Superman, Says He Is Joining ICE
www.nytimes.com
August 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
He may not have gotten the Purple Heart but he fought hard to earn the Pedo Heart
Trump: "What a great honor to get those Purple Hearts. I guess in a certain way it wasn't that easy for me either, when you think of it."
August 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He may not have gotten the Purple Heart but he fought hard to earn the Pedo Heart
You want me to release the Epstein files? Best I can do is release Maxwell his accomplice.
July 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You want me to release the Epstein files? Best I can do is release Maxwell his accomplice.
This world would be a lot better if more people just watched The Muppets.
July 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This world would be a lot better if more people just watched The Muppets.
487 days until the midterms. I can easily hold a grudge that long.
July 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
487 days until the midterms. I can easily hold a grudge that long.
Republicans to USA “Drop Dead!”
July 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Republicans to USA “Drop Dead!”
Republicans are in quite a bind. If they don’t pass their bill people will think they are morons. If they pass their bill people will know they are morons.
July 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Republicans are in quite a bind. If they don’t pass their bill people will think they are morons. If they pass their bill people will know they are morons.
I would love to see the streets lined in DC tomorrow with nothing but drag queens saluting the army and Trump. Nothing would piss Trump off more. First, it would be respectful towards the military and second it would be humiliating for Trump.
June 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I would love to see the streets lined in DC tomorrow with nothing but drag queens saluting the army and Trump. Nothing would piss Trump off more. First, it would be respectful towards the military and second it would be humiliating for Trump.
It turns out Andor is better at predicting the future that the Simpsons.
June 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It turns out Andor is better at predicting the future that the Simpsons.
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The first rule of political protest…the first side to become violent loses.
June 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The first rule of political protest…the first side to become violent loses.
How can you declare a day to be "Liberation Day" and then a week later pause it for 90 days. That's like a week after the invasion of Normandy, retreating to England to refuel.
April 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
How can you declare a day to be "Liberation Day" and then a week later pause it for 90 days. That's like a week after the invasion of Normandy, retreating to England to refuel.
Trade War of 2025
April 2 - April 9
Let us have a moment of silence for those we lost.
April 2 - April 9
Let us have a moment of silence for those we lost.
April 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trade War of 2025
April 2 - April 9
Let us have a moment of silence for those we lost.
April 2 - April 9
Let us have a moment of silence for those we lost.
You all mocked me for being a PINO, Panican in Name Only but who is laughing now?
April 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You all mocked me for being a PINO, Panican in Name Only but who is laughing now?
Remember the days when the stock market increased in value. God I miss those days!
April 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Remember the days when the stock market increased in value. God I miss those days!
I think in a few years, we're going to look back on this time and laugh. Like, remember in 2024 when we had disposable income?! I used to buy the stupidest things like toast and put avocado on it!! Can you imagine?! Haha, oh well, back to the dumpster for dinner.
April 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I think in a few years, we're going to look back on this time and laugh. Like, remember in 2024 when we had disposable income?! I used to buy the stupidest things like toast and put avocado on it!! Can you imagine?! Haha, oh well, back to the dumpster for dinner.
Well, this got SignalGate out of the headlines.
April 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Well, this got SignalGate out of the headlines.
Me looking at Gen Z with a recession about to happen…
April 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me looking at Gen Z with a recession about to happen…
I feel like the USA is the Cleveland Indians from Major League and Trump is the owner Rachel Phelps that wants the team to lose so we can move to Florida.
April 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I feel like the USA is the Cleveland Indians from Major League and Trump is the owner Rachel Phelps that wants the team to lose so we can move to Florida.
RIP to Art Vanderlay’s import/export business!
April 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
RIP to Art Vanderlay’s import/export business!
You know who is laughing right now? Every doomsday prepper that I’ve ever made fun of.
April 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You know who is laughing right now? Every doomsday prepper that I’ve ever made fun of.