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John Bee
@johnbalash.bsky.social
A man, a plan, a canal—Panama!

Sometimes ad producer sometimes comic creator, full-time complainer.

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I love how people in movies get slashed in the stomach and are fine but if I get a kitchen cut on my hand I’m like out of commission for days.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Me to my boyfriend every five minutes while I’m sick.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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FOLKS, WE'RE GONNA LIB OUT AND WE'RE GONNA LIB OUT VERY STRONGLY
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Eat shit NY Post, Trump, Murdoch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There will be so many apartments available to rent after all those people who promised to flee the City after a Mamdani win leave.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The true threat that candidates like Mamdani, Platner, etc represent is that average, working, Americans can run for office and upset the establishment!
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So did we gain an hour already or can I get another?
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Not Jacob but still hot.
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is this Jacob Elordi at the gym or am I staring at a hot stranger? 🤔
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
There was a lady in Central Park sitting among the trees and screaming obscenities this morning and I can relate.
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@comicsnchronic.bsky.social can’t believe these takes on Absolute Batman! Wow. There are things I don’t love but overall it’s been a great run.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I just got hit on by a panhandler so yeah I’ve still got it.
September 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."
- A Very Stable Genius
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I guess he’s changed his tune since then as it relates to Jimmy Kimmel.
FCC Chair Brendan Carr split from the GOP's social media crackdown after Charlie Kirk's killing.

“I think you can draw a pretty clear line, and the Supreme Court has done this for decades, that our First Amendment, our free speech tradition, protects almost all speech,” Carr told us.
Carr splits from the GOP's social media crackdown after Kirk killing
Amid anger over Charlie Kirk posts, a key Trump ally said the First Amendment protects online speech.
www.politico.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m using my first amendment right to email Nexstar’s EVP Chief Communications officer to voice my displeasure. www.nexstar.tv/nexstar-abc-...
Nexstar ABC Affiliates To Preempt “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Indefinitely Beginning Tonight | Nexstar Media Group, Inc.
Company Objects to Talk Show Host’s Comments on Killing of Charlie Kirk IRVING, TX (Sept. 17, 2025)—Nexstar Media Group, Inc. (NASDAQ: NXST), today
www.nexstar.tv
September 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Was looking up LGBTQ+ dramas on Tubi and wonder what they think Holes is about…🤔
September 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Subway stations are underground so why are they so hot?! 😩
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I don’t support doxxing but if someone did know where Kim Davis lived and she never got a good night’s sleep because of the constant protests outside her home I would not be mad. #FuckKimDavis
August 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposting my comment here @couriernewsroom.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I love how the “monster” of Final Destination is just “imagine if everything went wrong?” Yeah welcome to my life!
August 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m overly invested in Ned’s plaque psoriasis.
August 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@michaelianblack.bsky.social was so good in #Superman as a stand-in for real life smug cable news hosts.
July 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM