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Johan’s Joyride
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Hey, I'm Johan! Gaymer and cat daddy 🇬🇧

Sharing my unfiltered thoughts 💭

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Name: Johan 🙋‍♂️

Location: South Africa to UK 🇿🇦✈️🇬🇧

Interests:
🎮 Gaming
🍏 Tech (Apple Fan Boy)
🔪 Horror movies
🎧 Music
🍕 Food

Vocation:
🎥 Videography / 🧑‍💻 web dev
Had a blast seeing the frost children in east london
October 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
She ate that
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So hyped for Gaga tonight!
September 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
En route to The Mayhem Ball 🖤
September 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
He looks better on me
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What’s happening with grocery prices? I can’t afford to be fat anymore
September 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
90% of the things you worry about never happen.

Which proves worrying really works
September 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Did you know you could only have 500 tabs open in Safari on iOS. I’ve reached the limit
September 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Does this ever happen to you? You’re the only one in the group who can tell something is “off” with a someone while everyone else loves the person.

Only for everyone to realize wayyy later that the person was indeed a snake?
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
New Kim Petras & Frost Children 🚨
September 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A reminder for my wanna be skinny girlies: rimjobs are 0 cals
September 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Damn so iPhone on ozempic too now
September 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Not even booking out an entire row of seats could save me from a group of evil teens ruining the conjuring for me 😢
September 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Starting to really enjoy these vegan sausages. They really grow on you
September 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just saw 2 dudes vaccinating each other in the gym locker room
August 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I love how they say reduce stress to lose weight.

What do you mean reduce stress, how?
August 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I’ve reached the end
June 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Birthday weekend plans sorted
May 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Kylie was ICONIC
May 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Best WFH buddy
May 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Hopefully this means we won’t have to wait 13 years for the next Final Destination movie

$100 Million opening weekend ($50 million budget)
May 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
🍦
May 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Happy Friday!

I had a pleasant hour-long walk to get my steps in 🦶

I’ve been feeling a bit meh this week, so I only managed to go to the gym yesterday. I felt much better after.

I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend ⭐️
May 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I’m missing my bunny so much tonight. I’d give anything to hold him one more time
May 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM