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johan
@johanburgerstore.bsky.social
· Nov 17
johanburgerstore.com
world peace exists here at johanburgerstore
gn i think i like algebra after this bullshit can't believe this
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM
gn i think i like algebra after this bullshit can't believe this
get RID of the fear of macbook getting crushed
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 AM
get RID of the fear of macbook getting crushed
okay so i've learned how to romanticize the horrible metro system but sure why not right
January 20, 2026 at 6:49 AM
okay so i've learned how to romanticize the horrible metro system but sure why not right
alright midterms, hit me.
January 20, 2026 at 6:10 AM
alright midterms, hit me.
Can they make a fucking ipad version of this
January 19, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Can they make a fucking ipad version of this
Oh no it’s straight up animal porn on the artist’s section that’s kinda weird
January 19, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Oh no it’s straight up animal porn on the artist’s section that’s kinda weird
Okay so note to self bsky’s algorithm is still barebones and that can be a good thing but the problem is .. porn randomly pops up
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Okay so note to self bsky’s algorithm is still barebones and that can be a good thing but the problem is .. porn randomly pops up
Hahhaha im gonna die
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Hahhaha im gonna die
DO NOT SCREW ME OVER BRO (talking to myself)
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 PM
DO NOT SCREW ME OVER BRO (talking to myself)
Lies
Kumbaya I am free for the first time in my life
January 15, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Lies
that will be very cute
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
that will be very cute
Kumbaya I am free for the first time in my life
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Kumbaya I am free for the first time in my life
Am i overthinking or just tired
January 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Am i overthinking or just tired
It’s been 2:36 for like 12 minutes now
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 AM
It’s been 2:36 for like 12 minutes now
I WANNA HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I WANNA HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS
Let me out!! I wanna hang out with Lawrence I’m so bored
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Let me out!! I wanna hang out with Lawrence I’m so bored
Vent tweeting here. Not using mastodon
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Vent tweeting here. Not using mastodon
Do u know how ur hungry and then you get so hungry u wanna puke because ur stomach feels so acid??? I’m having that rn.
Lowkey fucking stupid thing body does. Why would u puke out of hunger fucking dumbass body
Lowkey fucking stupid thing body does. Why would u puke out of hunger fucking dumbass body
January 12, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Do u know how ur hungry and then you get so hungry u wanna puke because ur stomach feels so acid??? I’m having that rn.
Lowkey fucking stupid thing body does. Why would u puke out of hunger fucking dumbass body
Lowkey fucking stupid thing body does. Why would u puke out of hunger fucking dumbass body
Go fuck yourself,,,,,,,,
January 12, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Go fuck yourself,,,,,,,,
So I lowkeuinely want them to gtfo stop sitting and farting on my table
January 12, 2026 at 6:09 AM
So I lowkeuinely want them to gtfo stop sitting and farting on my table
I. Going to explode
January 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I. Going to explode
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