There should be karaoke but instead of singing songs you’re acting out scenes from a movie. Scenoke.

My toxic trait is that I overeat at events where the food is free

Not to be rude, but the other planets really need to get their act together. I dream of living in a time when I can visit a buddy on Mars.

I remembered that I really wanted to do this and I still really want to do this, I even to pretend to do it today wished so bad that I had a bowling ball.

I have always been able to do a cartwheel whenever I wanted and that doesn’t seem to be something that’s universally true. I don’t think it’s a skill issue but instead a confidence and commitment issue.

Get out there and do cartwheels people, I know you can do it.

Today I sent a work email at exactly 12 PM today and I started it with “Good Noon” and I’m really proud of that

Grateful to have been born in Green Bay and not Chicago, especially during football season.

I kind of want to seriously design a house one day

Say what you will about Facebook, so many more people have gotten birthday wishes because of it.

I’d like to roll a bowling ball down a really long hallway

The worst part about eating yogurt is that you eventually eat all the yogurt.

Didn’t know I’d be tearing up from an SNL sketch tonight but here we are.

Is it possible to make central air scented? If so, that would be a game changer.

Sometimes in the morning my 6-month old will be awake in her crib before we get her and she’ll squirm around and laugh at herself and it’s one of the best things ever.

The one thing I really loved about the Harris/Walz campaign is the joy. He ran on hate and she ran on joy. What an amazing gift to all of us.
Joy.
It’s gonna be hard, not to let them steal that, that beautiful joy, but I’m gonna do my darndest to try.

Not sure how many people have peeled and diced 10 pounds of potatoes but it takes a while, like longer than a new era episode of Survivor.

Hey everyone, not sure how active I’ll be on here, I was somewhat active on the other place, but I am quite active on Letterboxd or at least as active as a father of a 6 month old can be. I’m also big into football and cooking so let’s chat!

Letterboxd: boxd.it/30TGp