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He set it down by the bed, where he'd moved the mattress down to the floor. For the rest of the night, all three of them would sleep on 'the floor' so Anna could stay beside her.

"Let's get back to sleep. Who knows when Kurt and Effie will get back. When they do. They might need our help..."
slowly, anna would sit up as she heard his voice.

“ joe, you are a genius. ”

anna excitedly whispered.

“ place it right there. ”

the woman gently moved a bit to get closer.
He got up and headed back to 'his' room - in truth it was the room they shared more often than not. He took a few minutes, before realizing the bottom drawer of his dresser was a fair amount deeper than the others. Emptying it. He layered some spare pillows into the bottom.

~
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
He got up and headed back to 'his' room - in truth it was the room they shared more often than not. He took a few minutes, before realizing the bottom drawer of his dresser was a fair amount deeper than the others. Emptying it. He layered some spare pillows into the bottom.

~
she flushed softly as she nodded.

“ that’ll be good until i can bet some baby stuff. ”

she’d glance down at the sleeping baby, peaceful.

“ don’t you worry, we are gonna take good care till mommy and daddy get back. ”
"And you are mine." He moved her hand from his cheek to kiss her on the inside of her wrist.

"I'm going to go make a makeshift place for her to sleep."
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"And you are mine." He moved her hand from his cheek to kiss her on the inside of her wrist.

"I'm going to go make a makeshift place for her to sleep."
a hand moved to his cheek now.

“ and i, am going to return each ounce of love you give me. i am going to be there for you till the end of time. you are my one. ”
"I'm going to spend the rest of my life making you the happiest woman on Earth."

His was firm, but gentle. He looked at her the way a man looks his destiny.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦

𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯

𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"I'm going to spend the rest of my life making you the happiest woman on Earth."

His was firm, but gentle. He looked at her the way a man looks his destiny.
her eyes stayed upon Joseph. watching as he kneeled beside her. anna’s voice was soft, sweet.

“ then you will have me forever. ”
"Nothing like how you do."

He laughed, covering his mouth to stay quiet as to not wake the baby. After a moment, he nodded and then knelt beside her.

"I want to be all your. Forever."
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Nothing like how you do."

He laughed, covering his mouth to stay quiet as to not wake the baby. After a moment, he nodded and then knelt beside her.

"I want to be all your. Forever."
“ i’m a simple girl, you say you want to be all mine and we sign that paper, i’ll be happy. ”

a free hand reached down, allowing fingers to flow through his locks.

“ you are going to be the most loving, patient, and kind father. she’s gonna have you wrapped ‘round her finger though. ”
"Preferably before. As soon as I can put the money together for a ring - given how you spoke to me earlier."

He smirked. "I am your man. Think I'll... Be a good dad?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Preferably before. As soon as I can put the money together for a ring - given how you spoke to me earlier."

He smirked. "I am your man. Think I'll... Be a good dad?"
her face lit up, giving a sweet grin.

“ my eyes and your hair. ”

now anna’s mind was wondering.

“ you gonna make an honest woman of me too? ”
"Just a sixth sense."

He smirked, thinking about it. He's made a slip of the tongue really but now he really couldn't picture anything else.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Just a sixth sense."

He smirked, thinking about it. He's made a slip of the tongue really but now he really couldn't picture anything else.
a small smile.

“ ya think we’ll have a girl? ”

her eyes gazed down at him. the love of her life settled before her.

“ it don’t matter none. just to have a piece of us. made with all the love in this world. ”
"Delivery may be in the form of touch. Energy absorption and manipulation perhaps. Gravity powers. Options are sort of endless. And if she's human... We'll love her just the same."
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"My love..."
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"Delivery may be in the form of touch. Energy absorption and manipulation perhaps. Gravity powers. Options are sort of endless. And if she's human... We'll love her just the same."
“ definitely transporting. wonder if she got some spider skills. ”

her nose wrinkled in thought a bit.

“ hmmm, flight for sure. that’s given on both sides. hope they her more powers from you than me. ”
And it could be.

Together, he felt they could do anything.

"I also think Effie." He smirked, watching her be a perfect natural. "I wonder what her powers will be. And what our children's powers will be."
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And it could be.

Together, he felt they could do anything.

"I also think Effie." He smirked, watching her be a perfect natural. "I wonder what her powers will be. And what our children's powers will be."
“ hmmmm, definitely effie’s. ”

anna flashed a grin, peaking down at the sleeping baby.

she hadn’t realized a life like this could even be a possibility.
"I am."

Sat down on the floor, looking up at her holding Talia. Thinking how different this life has become, how much harder he needed to work to keep it safe.

"You think so? I wonder whose name she'll say first? Kurt or Effie's?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"I am."

Sat down on the floor, looking up at her holding Talia. Thinking how different this life has become, how much harder he needed to work to keep it safe.

"You think so? I wonder whose name she'll say first? Kurt or Effie's?"
“ yer my man, right? ”

she looked over with a smile.

“ uncle joseph, got a nice ring to it. ”
"Uncle, eh...?"

God she was perfect. A second chance at happiness. First in his heart. Seeing his sleepy 'niece' coo softly in her sleep... He felt even more like he was finally part of something real.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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// does it look like I was born yesterday?
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"Uncle, eh...?"

God she was perfect. A second chance at happiness. First in his heart. Seeing his sleepy 'niece' coo softly in her sleep... He felt even more like he was finally part of something real.
a small nod was given.

“ for now, i bask in being the worlds best aunt, and you being the best uncle. ”
And he wanted that for her - more than anything. To... To be a father, though? He didn't know how badly he wanted it until he saw that look on her face.

"Let's look into it, and then... We'll see about trying and making it happen."
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
And he wanted that for her - more than anything. To... To be a father, though? He didn't know how badly he wanted it until he saw that look on her face.

"Let's look into it, and then... We'll see about trying and making it happen."
“ maybe after everything is over, we can give it a go? ”

her head turned to rest upon joseph as she looked down at talia sleeping.

her heart melting. she truly wanted to be a wife. a mother.

“ i like that idea. ”
"Might have more than your white shock, with locks like mine..."

In truth, the idea both made his heart melt and scared him. Would his DNA be... Viable? He'd never thought to do tests.

"Maybe I'll talk to Hank or Strange. See about getting a fresh physical."

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November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"Might have more than your white shock, with locks like mine..."

In truth, the idea both made his heart melt and scared him. Would his DNA be... Viable? He'd never thought to do tests.

"Maybe I'll talk to Hank or Strange. See about getting a fresh physical."

~
“ with our good looks? ”

she’d lay back with a yawn, gently patting the baby’s back.

“ extremely cute. ”
"A few...?"

He flushed incredibly deeply.

He stood over the two of them, leaning in and looking down at the little blue miracle. "Do you think they'll be even half as cute as Talia...?"
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"A few...?"

He flushed incredibly deeply.

He stood over the two of them, leaning in and looking down at the little blue miracle. "Do you think they'll be even half as cute as Talia...?"
“ yeah? ”

she smiled as she leaned over to peck his cheek.

“ i wouldn’t mind having a few of yer babies. ”

the brunette nodded before her attention returned to the sleeping talia, snuggling her close.
"It'll be good practice."

He smirked, a little shyly.

"You know. In case you and I ever decide to-"
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"It'll be good practice."

He smirked, a little shyly.

"You know. In case you and I ever decide to-"
“ y-yes. ”

she nodded, feeling her fingers move through talia’s hair gently, as much as she had. her eyes widening.

“ we have to watch her. protect her for a while. i just . . . have never held her like this. ”
"Is that your brothers...?"

He sat up, an eyebrow raised. Holding his hand out, he gathered a sense and feeling for her magnetic field, melding it with Anna's allowing them to touch as she touched him - making Talia immune to her mutant gift.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"Is that your brothers...?"

He sat up, an eyebrow raised. Holding his hand out, he gathered a sense and feeling for her magnetic field, melding it with Anna's allowing them to touch as she touched him - making Talia immune to her mutant gift.
she’d holding a baby in her arms. looking over at him concerned.

“ something is wrong. ”
"Hmmm... Honey...?"

He muttered, sitting up in the bed they shared.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Hmmm... Honey...?"

He muttered, sitting up in the bed they shared.
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"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘵 “𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘶𝘮.” 𝘈 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬. 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵... 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘖𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘥𝘢𝘺."
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