Hey, I know what will annoy the Orange Shit-gibbon, let's all start trading oil and gold in Euros.

If you're watching JD Vance...

[Green Day's Ha Ha You're Dead]

… Ha ha you're dead
The joke is over
You were an asshole
And now you're gone
As your ship is going down
I'll stand by and watch you drown.

Flicking through a Gideon's Bible in the sauna yesterday as I forgot to take my own book, I happened to take in a few verses of Deuteronomy. My impression; Moses says 'go seize all the lands off various kings'. So, an invasion?
Today's problems seem to stem from turning MYTHOLOGY into religion.

In 2000 years are we going to see the residents of Gaza reenacting the events taking place today? People dressing up as IDF soldiers to invade, crush the Palestinians and take their land?

Wait, I think I have a solution, what about..

20th May marks the 1700th anniversary of the Council of Nicea where -among others- Emperor Constantine decided the pleb on the via could only be heard by God through priests (for a fee) and effectively privatised Christianity.

DURABLE UTILITARIAN TILED SURFACES
Does your gym have a durable utilitarian surface? The stark hard white turns the gear into sculptures on which you must flog yourself. If you want abs in middle-age you're going to have to beat them into yourself, there's nowhere to hide your mid-life crisis here.

For fans of archaeology and the gods' own country of Yorkshire plus hilarious piss-taking of the Orange Shit-gibbon I recommend ep.2 of series 117 of The News Quiz.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Happy Saint George's Day everyone! Except Republican filth and Tory vermin, obviously.

Who reckons JD Vance spins a story about an unrecorded unconfirmable papal blessing on the current Republican filth's agendas?

The current US Republican vermin and their tariffs...
youtu.be/rPT4xoScaDU?...

DURABLE UTILITARIAN TILED SURFACES.
A suite of tiled surfaces in Hilarys Boat Harbour's public loo, Perth. The ripple in the centre of the tiles, altering the reflection and creating texture across the surface? Not decorative, a product of manufacture! Durable utilitarianism bold in its mundanity.

I am gettig a little bit of schadenfreude from the Orange Shit-gibbon's irrtitation over Putin not doing what he was supposed to do.

Just a point for people posting Ides of March anti-Trump messages, Julius Caesar looked after his veterans (he gave them Provence) and he fought alongside them (unlike old 'Bone-spurs').

'Governor' Trudeau? That's rude.

Has anyone told the Orange Shit-gibbon that interrupting someone every time they try and speak until they leave doesn't mean you've won the argument?

The late-great prophet Bill Hicks holding forth on the news, almost 30 years to the day of his death. I am wondering if his Cindy Crawford-logic could apply to Melania Trump and stop the Orange Shit-gibbon acting like a frustrated self-righteous cretin?
youtu.be/lnfzOo92Chg?...

I am wondering if Prometheus is setting up the Orange Shit-gibbon to incur an epic personal physical and mental misfortune so we can all watch, revel in the schadenfreude and know everything will be ok from then.