when people who work at the beach go on vacation they fly to an office park and unwind in a cubicle
March 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
when people who work at the beach go on vacation they fly to an office park and unwind in a cubicle
(sees old friend and panics)
wait what's the false impression of me i gave you again
wait what's the false impression of me i gave you again
December 29, 2024 at 1:40 AM
(sees old friend and panics)
wait what's the false impression of me i gave you again
wait what's the false impression of me i gave you again
when are they gonna catch the grinch? i don't feel safe knowing he's still out there
December 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
when are they gonna catch the grinch? i don't feel safe knowing he's still out there
i believe in the free market and i will not rest until the government privatizes the first lady. it's more efficient to let businesses handle being the president's wife
December 21, 2024 at 9:09 PM
i believe in the free market and i will not rest until the government privatizes the first lady. it's more efficient to let businesses handle being the president's wife
single file off of twitter, women and children first
July 1, 2023 at 9:03 PM
single file off of twitter, women and children first
me every time i get a bluesky invite
June 1, 2023 at 4:25 AM
me every time i get a bluesky invite
finally i can automate all my acts of defamation
Today I was asked about News Item about me that wasn't true, wasn't conceivably true, and literally couldn't happen. I looked at the article. My guess is it's hallucinatory "corroborative detail" generated by an AI, and that the whole article is AI. I think we just broke something unrepairable.
May 12, 2023 at 11:34 PM
finally i can automate all my acts of defamation
he's thinking of a witty joke i made
April 29, 2023 at 8:37 PM
he's thinking of a witty joke i made
finally this place is coming alive. more op-ed writers to bully please
April 28, 2023 at 5:21 AM
finally this place is coming alive. more op-ed writers to bully please
me waiting for dril to show up
April 20, 2023 at 4:22 AM
me waiting for dril to show up