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Raccoons evolving into domesticated animals is the only thing motivating me to survive in an apocalypse scenario
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Raccoons evolving into domesticated animals is the only thing motivating me to survive in an apocalypse scenario
The thing about being attracted to a certain type of man is I don’t know how many more times I can be shown Lord of the Rings
September 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The thing about being attracted to a certain type of man is I don’t know how many more times I can be shown Lord of the Rings
I just feel like if bourbon creams cost like 60p wtf are all the other foods doing wrong that costs more than this?
September 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I just feel like if bourbon creams cost like 60p wtf are all the other foods doing wrong that costs more than this?
I think my favorite part of Rachel Zegler singing Evita on the balcony in London is at the end when the other guy is like “statesmanship is more than entertaining peasants” and everyone in the crowd is like:
a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us
ALT: a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us
media.tenor.com
July 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think my favorite part of Rachel Zegler singing Evita on the balcony in London is at the end when the other guy is like “statesmanship is more than entertaining peasants” and everyone in the crowd is like:
The difference between New York and London and the summer weather discourse is New York has just been fully reclassified as a new biome and London won’t put aircon on the bus because they think this heat wave which has happened every year for like 5 years isn’t going to happen again
June 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The difference between New York and London and the summer weather discourse is New York has just been fully reclassified as a new biome and London won’t put aircon on the bus because they think this heat wave which has happened every year for like 5 years isn’t going to happen again
Laundry product bottles always look like:
🌸fresh🌸
✨clean✨
💕care💕
🧸soft🧸
🌸💕✨🌸🧸💕🌸✨💕🌸
and then in the tiniest font on earth in the lower left hand corner it says it’s fabric softener
🌸fresh🌸
✨clean✨
💕care💕
🧸soft🧸
🌸💕✨🌸🧸💕🌸✨💕🌸
and then in the tiniest font on earth in the lower left hand corner it says it’s fabric softener
June 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Laundry product bottles always look like:
🌸fresh🌸
✨clean✨
💕care💕
🧸soft🧸
🌸💕✨🌸🧸💕🌸✨💕🌸
and then in the tiniest font on earth in the lower left hand corner it says it’s fabric softener
🌸fresh🌸
✨clean✨
💕care💕
🧸soft🧸
🌸💕✨🌸🧸💕🌸✨💕🌸
and then in the tiniest font on earth in the lower left hand corner it says it’s fabric softener
Gentle parenting my boss
May 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gentle parenting my boss
Recession indicator no longer going to therapy
May 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Recession indicator no longer going to therapy
I love when people are like: recession indicator!
and it’s something that’s just the way I’ve been living for most of my adult life
and it’s something that’s just the way I’ve been living for most of my adult life
May 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I love when people are like: recession indicator!
and it’s something that’s just the way I’ve been living for most of my adult life
and it’s something that’s just the way I’ve been living for most of my adult life
Switching between 😂 and 💀 based on the age and demographic of my text recipient
April 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Switching between 😂 and 💀 based on the age and demographic of my text recipient
Jesus Christ Superstar is the ABBA of Easter
April 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Jesus Christ Superstar is the ABBA of Easter
I feel bad for the people who drive the little bus from the airplane to the terminal, absolutely no one is excited to see them.
April 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I feel bad for the people who drive the little bus from the airplane to the terminal, absolutely no one is excited to see them.
Like when will the catholic guilt stop preventing me from shoplifting
March 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Like when will the catholic guilt stop preventing me from shoplifting
Between Luigi Mangione and Ireland’s support of Palestine it is a great time to be a half Italian half Irish east coast American we are so back babyyy
March 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Between Luigi Mangione and Ireland’s support of Palestine it is a great time to be a half Italian half Irish east coast American we are so back babyyy
No one’s got me the way lidl £1.85 bag of individually wrapped chocolate crepes got me
February 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
No one’s got me the way lidl £1.85 bag of individually wrapped chocolate crepes got me
Let Americans make fun of the UK as a little treat, eggs are $100
February 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Let Americans make fun of the UK as a little treat, eggs are $100
When I’m screen recording I have to stay perfectly still and silent like it’s a real video
January 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When I’m screen recording I have to stay perfectly still and silent like it’s a real video
Reposted
I went to college for musical theater which is another way of saying that I did not go to college
January 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I went to college for musical theater which is another way of saying that I did not go to college
Why did we rebrand
✨🪄apothecary🪄✨ to
😐😐pharmacy😐😐
✨🪄apothecary🪄✨ to
😐😐pharmacy😐😐
January 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Why did we rebrand
✨🪄apothecary🪄✨ to
😐😐pharmacy😐😐
✨🪄apothecary🪄✨ to
😐😐pharmacy😐😐
Max from Hocus Pocus is the Virgin Mary of Halloween
December 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Max from Hocus Pocus is the Virgin Mary of Halloween