@joeottaway.bsky.social
Stockport born, Isle of Wight raised, Didcot dwelling head teacher, dad and Man United season ticket holder
“as far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.”
April 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“as far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.”
Liverpool held and City being humiliated.
Lovely stuff 👍
Lovely stuff 👍
February 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Liverpool held and City being humiliated.
Lovely stuff 👍
Lovely stuff 👍
I think, now we have an injury crisis to add to the team devoid of confidence or quality, we are likely to finish about as low as it’s now possible for us to - 16th. In august a 6th place finish would have seemed disappointing. In terms of PL prize money, 16th would be a £30 million drop on 6th
February 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think, now we have an injury crisis to add to the team devoid of confidence or quality, we are likely to finish about as low as it’s now possible for us to - 16th. In august a 6th place finish would have seemed disappointing. In terms of PL prize money, 16th would be a £30 million drop on 6th
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A bunch of spineless, weak, pathetic, uninspiring, bottle-jobs who are widely regarded as the laughing stock of the league and are having their worst season in over 20 years have just comfortably beaten Manchester United and I'm not even remotely surprised.
February 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A bunch of spineless, weak, pathetic, uninspiring, bottle-jobs who are widely regarded as the laughing stock of the league and are having their worst season in over 20 years have just comfortably beaten Manchester United and I'm not even remotely surprised.
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That United bench is under enough pressure with their SATs on the horizon
February 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That United bench is under enough pressure with their SATs on the horizon
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Morning all, I’m always proud of our global support but always remember the truth about our beautiful city of Manchester & how there’s always been more Reds ❤️😉
February 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Morning all, I’m always proud of our global support but always remember the truth about our beautiful city of Manchester & how there’s always been more Reds ❤️😉
Hearing the United injury news this week I’ve gone full Private Fraser about this spurs match and the rest of the season
a man wearing a helmet and a trench coat is saying `` we 're doomed '' in a dark room .
ALT: a man wearing a helmet and a trench coat is saying `` we 're doomed '' in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Hearing the United injury news this week I’ve gone full Private Fraser about this spurs match and the rest of the season
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Well, that second half was conclusive proof that Manchester United are indeed back.
February 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Well, that second half was conclusive proof that Manchester United are indeed back.
Maguire about 7 miles off side
Literally couldn’t care less
Football’s better without VAR
Literally couldn’t care less
Football’s better without VAR
February 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Maguire about 7 miles off side
Literally couldn’t care less
Football’s better without VAR
Literally couldn’t care less
Football’s better without VAR
I feel a bit confused … did United just play … well?
January 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I feel a bit confused … did United just play … well?
Played ok between Brightons first goal and our equaliser then all the pace and intensity dropped out of our game, really struggled to create chances yet again and the last half hour was really desperately bad
January 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Played ok between Brightons first goal and our equaliser then all the pace and intensity dropped out of our game, really struggled to create chances yet again and the last half hour was really desperately bad
@footballcliches.bsky.social they couldn’t, could they?!
‘Win the league? It feels possible’: Nottingham Forest fans dare to dream
‘Win the league? It feels possible’: Nottingham Forest fans dare to dream
European football seems attainable as one of England’s oldest clubs enjoys its moment ahead of Liverpool clash
In a gleaming barber’s shop in the shadow of Nottingham Forest’s City Ground, Feras Al-Youssef is snipping his client’s hair with lightning…
www.theguardian.com
January 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
@footballcliches.bsky.social they couldn’t, could they?!
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United were awful, city were even worse, Amad was the only player with the confidence and intensity to take the game by the scruff of its neck. And boy, did he?
December 15, 2024 at 6:45 PM
United were awful, city were even worse, Amad was the only player with the confidence and intensity to take the game by the scruff of its neck. And boy, did he?
Did that really just happen?!
December 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Did that really just happen?!
City have been awful in this half but we’re too shit to take advantage
December 15, 2024 at 5:16 PM
City have been awful in this half but we’re too shit to take advantage
Lots of parallels btwn INEOS at Utd and the labour govt. both taking over from incompetent and deeply unpopular incumbents and rapidly squandering their credit and credibility with unforced errors and terrible PR blunders
December 8, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Lots of parallels btwn INEOS at Utd and the labour govt. both taking over from incompetent and deeply unpopular incumbents and rapidly squandering their credit and credibility with unforced errors and terrible PR blunders
Reading that Ashworth left partly because he felt sidelined in the Amorim appointment and wanted Southgate instead. In which case, good riddance, Southgate would have been an atrocious appointment. Hiring Ashworth another expensive mistake by the club which we will pay for in dearer tickets
December 8, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Reading that Ashworth left partly because he felt sidelined in the Amorim appointment and wanted Southgate instead. In which case, good riddance, Southgate would have been an atrocious appointment. Hiring Ashworth another expensive mistake by the club which we will pay for in dearer tickets
Well, I had to literally drive through a storm past fallen trees on the motorway and a caravan with its roof ripped off but I’ve made it and the sight of OT under the lights makes it all worth while
December 7, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Well, I had to literally drive through a storm past fallen trees on the motorway and a caravan with its roof ripped off but I’ve made it and the sight of OT under the lights makes it all worth while
WELL THEN MAYBE STOP CHARGING KIDS AND PENSIONERS £66 TO WATCH UNITED YOU ABSOLUTE GOONS
December 6, 2024 at 7:33 PM
WELL THEN MAYBE STOP CHARGING KIDS AND PENSIONERS £66 TO WATCH UNITED YOU ABSOLUTE GOONS
Seat in front of me in the stretford end doesn’t even have a seat just a set of broken, empty brackets where ones supposed to be. Hope no poor sods paid £66 for it #mufc
December 1, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Seat in front of me in the stretford end doesn’t even have a seat just a set of broken, empty brackets where ones supposed to be. Hope no poor sods paid £66 for it #mufc
I like Dalot and think he offers a lot in certain roles - especially as an inverted full back - but fuck me he don’t half look like a massive liability sometimes #mufc
November 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I like Dalot and think he offers a lot in certain roles - especially as an inverted full back - but fuck me he don’t half look like a massive liability sometimes #mufc
Great start, decent opening 15-20 mins, then became passive and lost control in MF, Ipswich deserved equaliser when it came. Better control and dominated possession in second half but no cutting edge whatsoever #mufc
November 24, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Great start, decent opening 15-20 mins, then became passive and lost control in MF, Ipswich deserved equaliser when it came. Better control and dominated possession in second half but no cutting edge whatsoever #mufc