joemurton
@joemurton.bsky.social
Arsenal Football Club / Expensive Beer / Punk Rock / Sad Songs
The Outbreak and 2000 Trees lineups both look great… I need some standalone dates though as I’m not sure I can afford a festival next year.
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The Outbreak and 2000 Trees lineups both look great… I need some standalone dates though as I’m not sure I can afford a festival next year.
Feeling somewhat regretful at not getting a Common Thread ticket, but the new Spiritual Cramp album is improving my mood.
October 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Feeling somewhat regretful at not getting a Common Thread ticket, but the new Spiritual Cramp album is improving my mood.
Merry on the train home listening to Rilo Kiley, and my god Rilo Kiley had better bring their reunion tour to the UK next year.
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Merry on the train home listening to Rilo Kiley, and my god Rilo Kiley had better bring their reunion tour to the UK next year.
My expectations for this season are quite low. We should be good, but I’ve just got this nagging feeling this is going to be a slog.
August 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My expectations for this season are quite low. We should be good, but I’ve just got this nagging feeling this is going to be a slog.
We knew. They knew. They played him anyway. Heads should roll over it.
July 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We knew. They knew. They played him anyway. Heads should roll over it.
Outbreak London was a lot of fun. But I am now aching in muscles I didn’t know I had.
June 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Outbreak London was a lot of fun. But I am now aching in muscles I didn’t know I had.
I am very happy for Crystal Palace Football Club.
May 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am very happy for Crystal Palace Football Club.
“Sure, I’ll go out dressed head to toe in black. How hot could it possibly be in early April?”
April 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“Sure, I’ll go out dressed head to toe in black. How hot could it possibly be in early April?”
Getting your kids to go to sleep at night is hard work at the best of times, but getting your kids to go to sleep after they’ve been hyped up at a school disco is boss level parenting.
March 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Getting your kids to go to sleep at night is hard work at the best of times, but getting your kids to go to sleep after they’ve been hyped up at a school disco is boss level parenting.
This is worse than when Apple put U2 on everyone’s phone
March 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is worse than when Apple put U2 on everyone’s phone
Fell asleep on the train. Woke up. Panicked. Asked the train worker if I’d missed my stop. Yes. Hopped off the train. Hadn’t in fact missed my stop. Should have stayed on the train. No more trains. £60 uber home.
February 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fell asleep on the train. Woke up. Panicked. Asked the train worker if I’d missed my stop. Yes. Hopped off the train. Hadn’t in fact missed my stop. Should have stayed on the train. No more trains. £60 uber home.
Saka, Odegaard, Havertz, White, Jesus, Tomiyasu all injured for least 3 months each this season. At this point finishing 2nd would look like a big achievement.
February 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Saka, Odegaard, Havertz, White, Jesus, Tomiyasu all injured for least 3 months each this season. At this point finishing 2nd would look like a big achievement.
People who walk around in shorts in this weather. What are you trying to prove?
January 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
People who walk around in shorts in this weather. What are you trying to prove?
Did all the dog owners just collectively decide to stop picking up their dog’s shit? Mother of Christ.
January 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Did all the dog owners just collectively decide to stop picking up their dog’s shit? Mother of Christ.
Next year I’m paying for a flu jab. Have felt like death for nearly two weeks now.
December 30, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Next year I’m paying for a flu jab. Have felt like death for nearly two weeks now.
Did not expect to hear Scowl on Gavin & Stacey.
December 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Did not expect to hear Scowl on Gavin & Stacey.
Honestly, the timing of us being a bit poor is very annoying
December 15, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Honestly, the timing of us being a bit poor is very annoying
If Odegaard has an off day, Arsenal completely lack any creativity. The supporting cast in attack (apart from Saka) just aren’t quite up to it. It’s a big issue, and it’s why we won’t get close to the league this season.
December 14, 2024 at 7:03 PM
If Odegaard has an off day, Arsenal completely lack any creativity. The supporting cast in attack (apart from Saka) just aren’t quite up to it. It’s a big issue, and it’s why we won’t get close to the league this season.
Went to my work Christmas party, and managed to get a little bit merry, but stopped myself, and didn’t get completely smashed. Very proud of myself tbh.
November 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Went to my work Christmas party, and managed to get a little bit merry, but stopped myself, and didn’t get completely smashed. Very proud of myself tbh.
Christian Lee Hutson is the best songwriter around at the moment.
November 13, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Christian Lee Hutson is the best songwriter around at the moment.
Partey continuing to be selected for Arsenal is an absolute stain on the club. Shameful stuff from all involved.
November 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Partey continuing to be selected for Arsenal is an absolute stain on the club. Shameful stuff from all involved.
Just picked myself up off the floor after that Trossard miss.
November 10, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Just picked myself up off the floor after that Trossard miss.
Took me 39 years to truly appreciate tiramisu. Good innit.
November 9, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Took me 39 years to truly appreciate tiramisu. Good innit.