The worst part of Black Friday? Those “up to” sales. Up to 50% off… but it’s one random item nobody wants, and the rest is 5% off or full price. When I see “up to,” I’m out. DELETE. #blackfriday

Black Friday: the annual reminder that I’m subscribed to 4,739 email lists, including one from a company I’m pretty sure I’ve never even heard of. Did I order a toaster cover with an Owl wearing heels in 2012? Who’s to say? 😵‍💫

Why are there so many “Black Friday” sales starting more than a week before Thanksgiving?

I’ve had this account for awhile but looks like people are finally here and dropping X.

Is Saltburn really worth the full 2 hours? Everyone keeps posting about it and I stopped it twice because I was bored. But I’ll agree the last 20 min 🤯

Now that I’m finally on Blue Sky I don’t remember why I even wanted to join.