Joe C
@joeco.bsky.social
I don’t think people realize how wrong the phrase “Macy’s Day Parade” is or even that they say it. It’s never been called that. Macy’s Parade, sure. Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, check. Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, verbose but accurate. But what the hell is Macy’s Day?
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don’t think people realize how wrong the phrase “Macy’s Day Parade” is or even that they say it. It’s never been called that. Macy’s Parade, sure. Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, check. Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, verbose but accurate. But what the hell is Macy’s Day?
Like his hair predicted, Trump is so very bad at cover-ups
July 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Like his hair predicted, Trump is so very bad at cover-ups
Not to be outdone by Max's extra member feature, PornHub is introducing their new "Bonus Wang" add-on next month.
Max is officially limiting password-sharing.
Users can now opt to pay an additional charge of $7.99/month to add just one extra member to their subscription.
Users can now opt to pay an additional charge of $7.99/month to add just one extra member to their subscription.
April 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Not to be outdone by Max's extra member feature, PornHub is introducing their new "Bonus Wang" add-on next month.
Dear Tubi,
Stop trying to make Skinhats happen. They’re never going to happen.
Love,
Me
Stop trying to make Skinhats happen. They’re never going to happen.
Love,
Me
February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Dear Tubi,
Stop trying to make Skinhats happen. They’re never going to happen.
Love,
Me
Stop trying to make Skinhats happen. They’re never going to happen.
Love,
Me
This is truly “commercials for commercials that you will see during the commercials of the Super Bowl” season
February 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is truly “commercials for commercials that you will see during the commercials of the Super Bowl” season
On this day in history, Jeremy Biscoff saved Wilbur Wright and that’s why to this day, Biscoff cookies are given out for free on every airline
December 31, 2024 at 8:51 PM
On this day in history, Jeremy Biscoff saved Wilbur Wright and that’s why to this day, Biscoff cookies are given out for free on every airline
I watched “Carry-On”, but where’s Kenneth Williams, Dame Barbara Windsor and the bawdy British humo(u)r? I want my money back, Netflix!
December 17, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I watched “Carry-On”, but where’s Kenneth Williams, Dame Barbara Windsor and the bawdy British humo(u)r? I want my money back, Netflix!
Everyone who says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie are tiresome to me. Where’s the Gremlins or Batman Returns stans out there?
December 14, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Everyone who says Die Hard is their favorite Christmas movie are tiresome to me. Where’s the Gremlins or Batman Returns stans out there?
Blue Bloods aired its series finale in CBS last night after its 6th or 53rd season.
December 14, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Blue Bloods aired its series finale in CBS last night after its 6th or 53rd season.
Reposted by Joe C
“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
When I was a kid, I pictured the Holy Spirit as a sort of cheerleader on fire. Like the Human Torch from the Fantastic Four, but with pom poms.
November 25, 2024 at 5:27 PM
When I was a kid, I pictured the Holy Spirit as a sort of cheerleader on fire. Like the Human Torch from the Fantastic Four, but with pom poms.
My favorite Deer poet is Alfred, Lord Venison, but I know a lot of people prefer Edgar Allan Doe.
November 25, 2024 at 5:25 PM
My favorite Deer poet is Alfred, Lord Venison, but I know a lot of people prefer Edgar Allan Doe.
This is Philly. It’s not a caviar kiosk. It’s a roe home.
The sidewalk is bumpin’ — it’s a new caviar kiosk outside the Four Seasons. share.inquirer.com/hpcoui
Need a midday bump of caviar? There's a kiosk for that now
Biederman's, the specialty grocery, has set up a sidewalk shop selling caviar, tinned fish, and accoutrements. Hold out your hand for a "bump" of osetra.
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November 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
This is Philly. It’s not a caviar kiosk. It’s a roe home.
Malcolm in the middle age
November 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Malcolm in the middle age
I don’t trust anyone who isn’t open to changing their mind and I’ll always believe that and will fight anyone who tries to convince me otherwise
January 30, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I don’t trust anyone who isn’t open to changing their mind and I’ll always believe that and will fight anyone who tries to convince me otherwise
I am all of a sudden super aware of Stanley cups. But I get it. Sometimes you just want drinkware from the folks who make the best tape measures
January 6, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I am all of a sudden super aware of Stanley cups. But I get it. Sometimes you just want drinkware from the folks who make the best tape measures
Jimmy : Late Night :: Kelly : Daytime
September 11, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Jimmy : Late Night :: Kelly : Daytime