Joe Martin
joe.thosemartins.net
Joe Martin
@joe.thosemartins.net
Husband. Father. Sports fan. Voracious reader.
That feeling when you realize that — in spite of your best efforts over the years — you’ve never once in your life been on-time for a white tie event.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My sister got me watching NOBODY WANTS THIS and now I’m half-way through season 1 and hooked.

(The worst part of the show is the name, which I consistently think is “Nobody Asked For This” or “No One Wants This” or “No One Asked For This”.)
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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What's your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@flexibits.com I wanted to write an iOS Shortcut that would find and update the color of specific calendar events.

I don’t see any Shortcut actions to edit existing events, only actions to create new events. Am I being oblivious or can I only create new events with Shortcuts and Fantastical?
September 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
On a night of disappointment, an important moral victory: the #Packers are still undefeated at AT&T Stadium
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Give me footnotes or give me death.
February 27, 2024 at 3:44 PM
iPhone 17 Pro — you had me at Orange.

I’m still waiting for Apple embrace rich, bright, saturated colors across the entire product lineup. Let my devices make loud fashion statements!
September 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How many Safari tab groups do you have to have, before it crosses the line from "quirky behavior" to "concerning problem"? (Asking for a friend.)
May 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Texas business … had moral objections to covering PrEP Rxs, STD screenings, and other treatments related to conduct it morally opposed.”

Another Texas business arguing that letting sinners die for their sins is a core Christian value. More evidence that, whatever I am, it’s not a Christian
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January 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Whelp. Those last 3 weeks could have gone a whole lot better

#GoPackGo

#NFL #NFLPlayoffs
January 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We’ve lost the Creamsicle Bucs, but at least the Broncos are in the playoffs to rep orange jerseys
January 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Watching NFL playoffs. Starting off, of course, with the National Anthem

🇺🇸 “that the flag was still there” 🇺🇸

I wonder what Zelensky’s gonna see, when he wakes up on January 21? The flag still there? Or an empty embassy with a naked flag pole?
January 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When the teens and pre-teens are getting to be a bit much:

“This used to be a funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
I'm gonna burn it down”
November 24, 2024 at 7:08 PM