Why does everything hit harder in December? It’s like coasting to the finish line on fumes and waiting for the gas tank to just fckin explode.

My granddaughter is due next week and we put an over/under on the date. It’s getting really competitive and I took the under and I think I’m gonna lose. Betting on babies is so unpredictable.

Cut my finger opening a can this morning. Hobo injury.

Spent 45 minutes in my Zoom office hour with a student to critique her 6 page CNF piece. Gave her heartfelt revision guidance and really broke through with her. She said “Can you type all that up and send it to me so I have written notes, too?”Seriously.

Nothing says November in the Netherlands like dragging your hoodie-wearing mini dachshund down a sidewalk toward home while a snowstorm comes outta nowhere

Monday productivity canceled until further notice

I failed at Twitter. I never attempted X. I came here to give it one last shot. I refuse to believe that Facebook was my finest hour