Watching Ruben’s post match back like the fool I am. Having watched many of them, he uses certain phrases A LOT. One that sticks out to me
“The way we face competition” I mean he’s talking literally here, not figuratively. He means how we fucking run and compete against our counterparts. 1/10
“The way we face competition” I mean he’s talking literally here, not figuratively. He means how we fucking run and compete against our counterparts. 1/10
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Watching Ruben’s post match back like the fool I am. Having watched many of them, he uses certain phrases A LOT. One that sticks out to me
“The way we face competition” I mean he’s talking literally here, not figuratively. He means how we fucking run and compete against our counterparts. 1/10
“The way we face competition” I mean he’s talking literally here, not figuratively. He means how we fucking run and compete against our counterparts. 1/10
You can feel how much these players don’t fancy it tonight. Sesko, mainoo and cunha aside they are afraid of the ball.
August 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You can feel how much these players don’t fancy it tonight. Sesko, mainoo and cunha aside they are afraid of the ball.
I’ve said it once I’ve said it 1000x. Andre Onana needs to be investigated for match fixing.
August 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’ve said it once I’ve said it 1000x. Andre Onana needs to be investigated for match fixing.
United
Outfield= waist up
Keeper= waist down
Outfield= waist up
Keeper= waist down
August 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
United
Outfield= waist up
Keeper= waist down
Outfield= waist up
Keeper= waist down
Antony, Garnacho and Sancho all prioritising lowball solutions despite it meaning them having zero pre season and joining teams 8/10 weeks behind schedule. In a World Cup year. Always a certain type of dickhead United manage to attract.
August 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Antony, Garnacho and Sancho all prioritising lowball solutions despite it meaning them having zero pre season and joining teams 8/10 weeks behind schedule. In a World Cup year. Always a certain type of dickhead United manage to attract.
Chelsea don’t really fancy Garnacho do they, see him as a bargain who they can turn a profit on in 2 years or so. They will be £30m and we should rightfully tell them to fuck off.
August 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Chelsea don’t really fancy Garnacho do they, see him as a bargain who they can turn a profit on in 2 years or so. They will be £30m and we should rightfully tell them to fuck off.
£75m for Sesko apparently, I’d swerve that
🔴📰 | #MUFC have explored the conditions of a deal for a number of strikers including Ollie Watkins, Viktor Gyokeres, and Nicolas Jackson.
One to keep an eye on as the window develops is Benjamin Sesko. United have been tracking his development for a number of years.
[@skysports_sheth]
One to keep an eye on as the window develops is Benjamin Sesko. United have been tracking his development for a number of years.
[@skysports_sheth]
July 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
£75m for Sesko apparently, I’d swerve that
Don’t really buy and modern United kits, they are almost all shite now. I was excited when we moved to adidas but it hasn’t lived up to expectations. Have just bought the 91 remake shirt though and it’s class and better than anything we’ve released in the last 20 years.
July 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Don’t really buy and modern United kits, they are almost all shite now. I was excited when we moved to adidas but it hasn’t lived up to expectations. Have just bought the 91 remake shirt though and it’s class and better than anything we’ve released in the last 20 years.
So sporting basically sold Gyokeres for the agreed amount anyway. Managed to squeeze €3.5m more out of it after the president gave it billy big bollocks.
July 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So sporting basically sold Gyokeres for the agreed amount anyway. Managed to squeeze €3.5m more out of it after the president gave it billy big bollocks.
I BET they go ALL in on a LOAN where Manchester United heavily SUBSIDISE the wages and there is an OPTION to buy at the end for PEANUTS which they will of course not take up.
🔴📰 | Marcus Rashford is now the clear number ONE target for Barcelona and they are prepare to go ALL in, with talks ongoing. #MUFC [@Plettigoal]
July 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I BET they go ALL in on a LOAN where Manchester United heavily SUBSIDISE the wages and there is an OPTION to buy at the end for PEANUTS which they will of course not take up.
I’m not old enough to have seen Robson in his pomp so bar that, A+. He’s turned out a horrible pundit and he chews his daughters toes. But scholes is my all time favourite.
How would you grade Paul Scholes as a #MUFC player?
𝐀+ Our best ever in position
𝐀 - World-class
𝐁 - Excellent
𝐂 - Good
𝐃 - Decent
𝐄 - Erratic
𝐅 - Flop
Lots of love for Dwight Yorke in yesterday's vote - 𝐁+
Retweets appreciated👍
𝐀+ Our best ever in position
𝐀 - World-class
𝐁 - Excellent
𝐂 - Good
𝐃 - Decent
𝐄 - Erratic
𝐅 - Flop
Lots of love for Dwight Yorke in yesterday's vote - 𝐁+
Retweets appreciated👍
July 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I’m not old enough to have seen Robson in his pomp so bar that, A+. He’s turned out a horrible pundit and he chews his daughters toes. But scholes is my all time favourite.
If I was designing the spurs kit next year I’d probably see if I could get the sponsor a little bigger? Can barely see it on this one
Spurs confirm Mohammed Kudus has joined from West Ham for £55m. Kudus will wear No.20.⚪️
July 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If I was designing the spurs kit next year I’d probably see if I could get the sponsor a little bigger? Can barely see it on this one
Genuinely who the fucks that? And probably gone to Chelsea owned Strasbourg for about £60m
🚨 Mathis Amougou will join Strasbourg permanently from Chelsea.
Understand he has agreed a contract until 2030. Chelsea have included a buyback clause.
Understand he has agreed a contract until 2030. Chelsea have included a buyback clause.
July 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Genuinely who the fucks that? And probably gone to Chelsea owned Strasbourg for about £60m
That shouldn’t be a problem….
🔴📰 | Juventus have all the basic agreements necessary to complete the deal for Jadon Sancho. However, they want to think carefully and evaluations are underway on all Sancho’s character aspects. #MUFC [@GiovaAlbanese]
July 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
That shouldn’t be a problem….
£55m for Elanga is genuinely bonkers.
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Elanga to Newcastle, here we go! Deal in place club to club with Nottingham Forest for £55m. Agreement also in place with player’s camp on long term deal. 🤍🖤 Excellent addition for #NUFC.
July 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
£55m for Elanga is genuinely bonkers.
Lots of tears about the window. Some of it I get. It feels tedious. But Arsenal took fucking ages to get sesko and didn’t. Moved to Gyokeres who they still haven’t bid for. Leaked a load of info to smother the news of T.Piddy getting charged. And they’ve signed one main player.
July 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Lots of tears about the window. Some of it I get. It feels tedious. But Arsenal took fucking ages to get sesko and didn’t. Moved to Gyokeres who they still haven’t bid for. Leaked a load of info to smother the news of T.Piddy getting charged. And they’ve signed one main player.
Offer them £62.6m now should get it done
Brentford confirm Dutch midfielder Antoni Milambo has joined from Feyenoord. £17m+£4.25m fee. Milambo has signed a five-year contract with a one-year option.🐝
July 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Offer them £62.6m now should get it done
Spurs haven’t bid 70m. Otherwise it would all be wrapped up and Brentford would’ve accepted it
🔴🗣️ | @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social on Bryan Mbeumo:
"Manchester United haven’t bid the fee that Brentford want and Brentford are making it higher day by day. Brentford are using Tottenham’s 70M bid for Bryan Mbeumo as a valuation."
#MUFC [Talk of the devils]
"Manchester United haven’t bid the fee that Brentford want and Brentford are making it higher day by day. Brentford are using Tottenham’s 70M bid for Bryan Mbeumo as a valuation."
#MUFC [Talk of the devils]
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Spurs haven’t bid 70m. Otherwise it would all be wrapped up and Brentford would’ve accepted it
These lot will do us a favour and sign Garnacho I reckon
Chelsea confirm Joao Pedro has joined from Brighton on a eight-year contract. £60m fee.
Pedro valued for his versatility and registered in #CFC's Club World Cup squad. May not be the last attacker to arrive.🇧🇷
Pedro valued for his versatility and registered in #CFC's Club World Cup squad. May not be the last attacker to arrive.🇧🇷
July 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
These lot will do us a favour and sign Garnacho I reckon
Genuinely, as much as I’d love a top striker this summer. If we get mbaldy wrapped up, I’d take Welbeck on a cheap and blow the entirety of the rest of the clubs money on Wharton.
June 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Genuinely, as much as I’d love a top striker this summer. If we get mbaldy wrapped up, I’d take Welbeck on a cheap and blow the entirety of the rest of the clubs money on Wharton.
Yank-ifying the sport by the day. Only have to look at the % of American owners in the prem to see where it’s heading. Prem Games in Dallas with half time shows within 3 years absolutely guaranteed.
Premier League broadcasts will feature interviews with substituted players, as well as more on-pitch and dressing room camera access from next season.
Broadcasters will also be allowed to enter the pitch in order to capture close-up footage of goal celebrations.
Broadcasters will also be allowed to enter the pitch in order to capture close-up footage of goal celebrations.
June 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yank-ifying the sport by the day. Only have to look at the % of American owners in the prem to see where it’s heading. Prem Games in Dallas with half time shows within 3 years absolutely guaranteed.
Sticking with the assumption that Osimhen is unattainable + Gyokeres twerking for Arsenal. It’s got to be worth having a look at Vlahovic. Had a bit of a fall from grace but surely at his core there is still an onion bagsman there. 1 year left on his deal, 25 years old. With Mbeumo + Cunha behind 🤷♂️
June 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sticking with the assumption that Osimhen is unattainable + Gyokeres twerking for Arsenal. It’s got to be worth having a look at Vlahovic. Had a bit of a fall from grace but surely at his core there is still an onion bagsman there. 1 year left on his deal, 25 years old. With Mbeumo + Cunha behind 🤷♂️
I’ve got an mboner
Manchester United have submitted an improved offer to Brentford totalling in excess of £60million ($81.1m) for Bryan Mbeumo.
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June 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’ve got an mboner
The Garnacho thing just feels uniquely United. Years of creating awful environments where mediocrity is rewarded and failure goes unpunished. He’s a young, talented lad, but he’s also a bellend. The only question mark is what percentage of him being a bellend is him or the club. Either way, see ya.
June 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Garnacho thing just feels uniquely United. Years of creating awful environments where mediocrity is rewarded and failure goes unpunished. He’s a young, talented lad, but he’s also a bellend. The only question mark is what percentage of him being a bellend is him or the club. Either way, see ya.