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Jocular Gargoyle
@joculargargoyle.bsky.social
Programmer, mother, Turing test failure.
Melissa, she/they
You know, when you’re watching a mindfuck time loop movie, it’s very cruel for the station to keep replaying the same ad, sometimes even multiple times per break.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
August 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Now that school has started, it's finally hit me that my eldest is a senior and will be going away to college next year. It's an understatement to say I'm not ready for this.
August 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The kids usually aren't into movies but they both wanted to see Superman, so we went last night. We all enjoyed it immensely; it delivered heart, heroism, and (of course, coming from James Gunn) humor. Highly recommended if you didn't care for the grimdark Snyderverse.
a man in a superhero costume is laying on a bed with his dog
Alt: Krypto dutifully lying on Superman as he recovers in his childhood bed.
media.tenor.com
August 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you've seen this image, you need to read this from TransLifeline. translifeline.org/clarifying-m...
June 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Jason Mantzoukas is every bit the agent of chaos I'd hoped he'd be on #Taskmaster.
June 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One of my favorite movie scenes… so delightfully uncomfortable.
April 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
April 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I sincerely hope that Pope Francis' replacement has his same values.
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I can't believe Jack Black is older than me and still has the energy of a 5-year-old mainlining Pixy Stix.
April 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m not usually a take-a-picture-of-your-food kinda gal, but if you’re in Tallahassee you have to check out the Comeback Tacos truck (in the lot across from Midtown Caboose.)
#tallahassee #foodtruck #mexicanfood
March 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Reposted by Jocular Gargoyle
Every day I get closer to understanding how it must have felt when the incoming Senator was Caligula's horse.
February 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It took us a decade, but we finally got the back porch replaced!
February 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by Jocular Gargoyle
What if TF2 was #retro!! #snes!!
January 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thankfully the roads here are clear of ice today, even if my windshield isn’t.
January 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Last night my two teens — who’ve never seen more than a flurry where we live — were running around the front yard laughing, pelting snowballs at each other.
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I've written and deleted two posts about the passing of David Lynch because my words just aren't cutting it, but these do:
January 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
*frozen in place with knees slightly bent and hands outstretched, fingers splayed, as if hearing a crack when walking over a frozen pond* But William Gibson and David Lynch are still good, right?
January 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I told him I was working on the first of the emails he'd sent me and he said, "No, I mean with your friend?"

LET ME TELL YOU how much it means to have a boss that gives a damn about you as a person and not just as an employee. 2/2
January 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have a friend in the hospital and an urgent project at work. I had three emails from my boss this morning; he rang me up on Teams first thing and asked, "What's the latest?" 1/2
January 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Not even a contest:
January 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The sky is beautiful this morning.
January 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
When I saw this I gasped so hard that I almost inhaled my tongue.

musicalsdaily.com/news/broadwa...
Broadway Revival of Chess in the Works
Sir Tim Rice spills
musicalsdaily.com
January 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
An energy drink, Cheetos and World of Warcraft—what is this, 2004?
January 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Rest in peace, buddy.
December 11, 2024 at 2:23 PM