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@jocktamson.bsky.social
Escapee from Twitter.
Here for Celtic and Scottish Independence.
Unashamed extremist
🍀 #celtic Section 105
Here for Celtic and Scottish Independence.
Unashamed extremist
🍀 #celtic Section 105
My mother...
Just brought me some smoked salmon and soft cheese sandwiches for my lunch tomorrow.
Rang the doorbell.
A mother's love cannot be underestimated.
That's... Up there with the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Thanks Ma 💚
Just brought me some smoked salmon and soft cheese sandwiches for my lunch tomorrow.
Rang the doorbell.
A mother's love cannot be underestimated.
That's... Up there with the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Thanks Ma 💚
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My mother...
Just brought me some smoked salmon and soft cheese sandwiches for my lunch tomorrow.
Rang the doorbell.
A mother's love cannot be underestimated.
That's... Up there with the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Thanks Ma 💚
Just brought me some smoked salmon and soft cheese sandwiches for my lunch tomorrow.
Rang the doorbell.
A mother's love cannot be underestimated.
That's... Up there with the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Thanks Ma 💚
The definition of "boak" is del boy.
So His team won.
They beat the tims.
Euphoria.
And his real team are winning too!
Happy fucking Sunday.
But they're beating his old team.
Who cares? We love a huns win.
And best of all... A wee pint later with Kettlewell.
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Boak.
So His team won.
They beat the tims.
Euphoria.
And his real team are winning too!
Happy fucking Sunday.
But they're beating his old team.
Who cares? We love a huns win.
And best of all... A wee pint later with Kettlewell.
🍀
Boak.
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The definition of "boak" is del boy.
So His team won.
They beat the tims.
Euphoria.
And his real team are winning too!
Happy fucking Sunday.
But they're beating his old team.
Who cares? We love a huns win.
And best of all... A wee pint later with Kettlewell.
🍀
Boak.
So His team won.
They beat the tims.
Euphoria.
And his real team are winning too!
Happy fucking Sunday.
But they're beating his old team.
Who cares? We love a huns win.
And best of all... A wee pint later with Kettlewell.
🍀
Boak.
Just wait until Auntie Beeb discovers how much the UK Government spends on sending folks on overseas jollies!!!
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Personally, I'd rather have a safe ferry than a Prince Andrew.
Ahem.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Personally, I'd rather have a safe ferry than a Prince Andrew.
Ahem.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Over £1m spent on sending Scottish ferry staff to Turkey
The Scottish Conservatives, who obtained the information, say taxpayers are being
www.bbc.co.uk
October 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just wait until Auntie Beeb discovers how much the UK Government spends on sending folks on overseas jollies!!!
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Personally, I'd rather have a safe ferry than a Prince Andrew.
Ahem.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Personally, I'd rather have a safe ferry than a Prince Andrew.
Ahem.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It had to happen.
We needed a boot in the baws.
Dundee were well deserved winners and the way they played they could have beaten us at our best.
But we were awful. It was humiliating.
What's worst is, you can't put it down to a bad day, we've all seen the steady decline.
Only hope is January.
We needed a boot in the baws.
Dundee were well deserved winners and the way they played they could have beaten us at our best.
But we were awful. It was humiliating.
What's worst is, you can't put it down to a bad day, we've all seen the steady decline.
Only hope is January.
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It had to happen.
We needed a boot in the baws.
Dundee were well deserved winners and the way they played they could have beaten us at our best.
But we were awful. It was humiliating.
What's worst is, you can't put it down to a bad day, we've all seen the steady decline.
Only hope is January.
We needed a boot in the baws.
Dundee were well deserved winners and the way they played they could have beaten us at our best.
But we were awful. It was humiliating.
What's worst is, you can't put it down to a bad day, we've all seen the steady decline.
Only hope is January.
""No one should be stopped from watching a football game simply because of who they are," a government spokesperson said."
A government spokesperson who has clearly forgotten which country had clubs banned from European competition in the '80s.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A government spokesperson who has clearly forgotten which country had clubs banned from European competition in the '80s.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Government 'doing everything' to overturn Maccabi Tel Aviv fan ban at Aston Villa match
It is working with police and exploring what additional resources are required to allow all fans to attend.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
""No one should be stopped from watching a football game simply because of who they are," a government spokesperson said."
A government spokesperson who has clearly forgotten which country had clubs banned from European competition in the '80s.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A government spokesperson who has clearly forgotten which country had clubs banned from European competition in the '80s.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Where exactly do Greece find their managers?
Every one looks like they've stumbled out of a Grateful Dead tribute band or were discovered as the last remnants of a long forgotten Vietnam War protest.
Anyway, quick update. Greece are all over Denmark but getting pumped 3-0. No idea how that works 🤪
Every one looks like they've stumbled out of a Grateful Dead tribute band or were discovered as the last remnants of a long forgotten Vietnam War protest.
Anyway, quick update. Greece are all over Denmark but getting pumped 3-0. No idea how that works 🤪
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Where exactly do Greece find their managers?
Every one looks like they've stumbled out of a Grateful Dead tribute band or were discovered as the last remnants of a long forgotten Vietnam War protest.
Anyway, quick update. Greece are all over Denmark but getting pumped 3-0. No idea how that works 🤪
Every one looks like they've stumbled out of a Grateful Dead tribute band or were discovered as the last remnants of a long forgotten Vietnam War protest.
Anyway, quick update. Greece are all over Denmark but getting pumped 3-0. No idea how that works 🤪
"Police Scotland said it had received a report of the disturbance at about 11:20 on Friday.
A spokesperson said: "No injuries were reported. No complaint was made, and suitable advice was given. No further police action is required.""
Hid that well down the story. 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A spokesperson said: "No injuries were reported. No complaint was made, and suitable advice was given. No further police action is required.""
Hid that well down the story. 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Council contractor threatened after removing flags in Stenhousemuir
The man said the wing mirror of his van was also damaged by angry residents in Stenhousemuir on Friday.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Police Scotland said it had received a report of the disturbance at about 11:20 on Friday.
A spokesperson said: "No injuries were reported. No complaint was made, and suitable advice was given. No further police action is required.""
Hid that well down the story. 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A spokesperson said: "No injuries were reported. No complaint was made, and suitable advice was given. No further police action is required.""
Hid that well down the story. 🤔
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Derek in Larkhall:
"Ah go wi' ma cousin, ma mate, ma brother..."
I was just waiting for him to say:
"Ma wife..."
So I could blurt out...
"It's the same person..."
😂🙄
"Ah go wi' ma cousin, ma mate, ma brother..."
I was just waiting for him to say:
"Ma wife..."
So I could blurt out...
"It's the same person..."
😂🙄
September 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Derek in Larkhall:
"Ah go wi' ma cousin, ma mate, ma brother..."
I was just waiting for him to say:
"Ma wife..."
So I could blurt out...
"It's the same person..."
😂🙄
"Ah go wi' ma cousin, ma mate, ma brother..."
I was just waiting for him to say:
"Ma wife..."
So I could blurt out...
"It's the same person..."
😂🙄
🤣🤣🤣
The BBC, now telling us how Ferguson Marine are brilliant at building ferries and should be getting new contracts...
🤣🤣🤣
I'd say you couldn't make this shit up, but clearly someone has.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The BBC, now telling us how Ferguson Marine are brilliant at building ferries and should be getting new contracts...
🤣🤣🤣
I'd say you couldn't make this shit up, but clearly someone has.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Campaigners call for direct award of ferry to Ferguson shipyard
Community leaders and politicians write to the first minister, urging him to ensure a replacement for MV Lord of the Isles is built in Scotland.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
🤣🤣🤣
The BBC, now telling us how Ferguson Marine are brilliant at building ferries and should be getting new contracts...
🤣🤣🤣
I'd say you couldn't make this shit up, but clearly someone has.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The BBC, now telling us how Ferguson Marine are brilliant at building ferries and should be getting new contracts...
🤣🤣🤣
I'd say you couldn't make this shit up, but clearly someone has.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"Speaking before Sunday's final stage, Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez said he admired the protesters.
"Today marks the end of the Vuelta," Sanchez told a socialist party rally in the southern city of Malaga. "Our respect and recognition for the athletes and our admiration for... 1/2
"Today marks the end of the Vuelta," Sanchez told a socialist party rally in the southern city of Malaga. "Our respect and recognition for the athletes and our admiration for... 1/2
September 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"Speaking before Sunday's final stage, Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez said he admired the protesters.
"Today marks the end of the Vuelta," Sanchez told a socialist party rally in the southern city of Malaga. "Our respect and recognition for the athletes and our admiration for... 1/2
"Today marks the end of the Vuelta," Sanchez told a socialist party rally in the southern city of Malaga. "Our respect and recognition for the athletes and our admiration for... 1/2
Are we blaming the pitch and the monsoon?
I daresay neither helped, but it was an idiosyncratic performance of our season today.
Not bad, but not good enough, and too slow. Not putting teams away.
I also think that Kasper should do better with the goal, he reeled back from it. He can head that...
I daresay neither helped, but it was an idiosyncratic performance of our season today.
Not bad, but not good enough, and too slow. Not putting teams away.
I also think that Kasper should do better with the goal, he reeled back from it. He can head that...
September 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Are we blaming the pitch and the monsoon?
I daresay neither helped, but it was an idiosyncratic performance of our season today.
Not bad, but not good enough, and too slow. Not putting teams away.
I also think that Kasper should do better with the goal, he reeled back from it. He can head that...
I daresay neither helped, but it was an idiosyncratic performance of our season today.
Not bad, but not good enough, and too slow. Not putting teams away.
I also think that Kasper should do better with the goal, he reeled back from it. He can head that...
What a header that was from the wee man.
I can't even say it was an ich-perfect cross, because I don't think 9/10 centre forwards are getting to that far less guiding it on target.
That was pure class Daizen.
Brilliant.
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I can't even say it was an ich-perfect cross, because I don't think 9/10 centre forwards are getting to that far less guiding it on target.
That was pure class Daizen.
Brilliant.
🍀
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What a header that was from the wee man.
I can't even say it was an ich-perfect cross, because I don't think 9/10 centre forwards are getting to that far less guiding it on target.
That was pure class Daizen.
Brilliant.
🍀
I can't even say it was an ich-perfect cross, because I don't think 9/10 centre forwards are getting to that far less guiding it on target.
That was pure class Daizen.
Brilliant.
🍀
Ian Crocker says Brendan Rodgers has had his issues with Killie and I thought "every Celtic manager has had their issues with Killie..."
Then, I thought, probably the only one with a good record against them was wee Gordon Strachan...
And he had Shunsuke Nakamura, who was the Anti-Killie...
😂
Then, I thought, probably the only one with a good record against them was wee Gordon Strachan...
And he had Shunsuke Nakamura, who was the Anti-Killie...
😂
September 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ian Crocker says Brendan Rodgers has had his issues with Killie and I thought "every Celtic manager has had their issues with Killie..."
Then, I thought, probably the only one with a good record against them was wee Gordon Strachan...
And he had Shunsuke Nakamura, who was the Anti-Killie...
😂
Then, I thought, probably the only one with a good record against them was wee Gordon Strachan...
And he had Shunsuke Nakamura, who was the Anti-Killie...
😂
I'm not sure if that handball's a penalty or not...
But I'm surprised it's not at least reviewed.
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But I'm surprised it's not at least reviewed.
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September 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm not sure if that handball's a penalty or not...
But I'm surprised it's not at least reviewed.
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But I'm surprised it's not at least reviewed.
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"Former Celtic centre-half Gustaf Lagerbielke is at the centre of a bizarre episode after he was officially declared as a missing person by a Dutch council despite sealing a £2.5 m summer transfer to Braga in Portugal."
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Where's Gustaf???
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www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Where's Gustaf???
👀
September 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Former Celtic centre-half Gustaf Lagerbielke is at the centre of a bizarre episode after he was officially declared as a missing person by a Dutch council despite sealing a £2.5 m summer transfer to Braga in Portugal."
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Where's Gustaf???
👀
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Where's Gustaf???
👀
So, I heard them all chanting "Martin, get tae fuck, Martin, Martin get tae fuck..."
And I thought "That's a bit rude. At least chant Russell, Russell get tae fuck."
Then it struck me. Ahhh... Russell sounds like a Protestant name, but Martin sounds like a Catholic name...
For the Buddhist.
🤣🤣🤣
And I thought "That's a bit rude. At least chant Russell, Russell get tae fuck."
Then it struck me. Ahhh... Russell sounds like a Protestant name, but Martin sounds like a Catholic name...
For the Buddhist.
🤣🤣🤣
September 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So, I heard them all chanting "Martin, get tae fuck, Martin, Martin get tae fuck..."
And I thought "That's a bit rude. At least chant Russell, Russell get tae fuck."
Then it struck me. Ahhh... Russell sounds like a Protestant name, but Martin sounds like a Catholic name...
For the Buddhist.
🤣🤣🤣
And I thought "That's a bit rude. At least chant Russell, Russell get tae fuck."
Then it struck me. Ahhh... Russell sounds like a Protestant name, but Martin sounds like a Catholic name...
For the Buddhist.
🤣🤣🤣
Hibs playing in green and white hoops?
Let the meltdown begin...
Bhuuuuhahahaha...
Let the meltdown begin...
Bhuuuuhahahaha...
mr. burns from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a piece of paper in front of him .
ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a piece of paper in front of him .
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Hibs playing in green and white hoops?
Let the meltdown begin...
Bhuuuuhahahaha...
Let the meltdown begin...
Bhuuuuhahahaha...
I posted a pic of a double rainbow a few days back, but it wasn't really clear.
I think we can all agree, *this* is a double rainbow...
😉
I think we can all agree, *this* is a double rainbow...
😉
September 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I posted a pic of a double rainbow a few days back, but it wasn't really clear.
I think we can all agree, *this* is a double rainbow...
😉
I think we can all agree, *this* is a double rainbow...
😉
You can all read into this what you will.
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September 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You can all read into this what you will.
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The interesting thing about the Mandelson Hydra having its third head removed is:
That throughout all that time, then his tenure, then the revelations, then him even saying worse is to come.
At no point did Mandelson actually think "I should resign."
That tells you all you need to know about him.
That throughout all that time, then his tenure, then the revelations, then him even saying worse is to come.
At no point did Mandelson actually think "I should resign."
That tells you all you need to know about him.
September 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The interesting thing about the Mandelson Hydra having its third head removed is:
That throughout all that time, then his tenure, then the revelations, then him even saying worse is to come.
At no point did Mandelson actually think "I should resign."
That tells you all you need to know about him.
That throughout all that time, then his tenure, then the revelations, then him even saying worse is to come.
At no point did Mandelson actually think "I should resign."
That tells you all you need to know about him.
I looks like there's a really big fire somewhere near Celtic Park just now.
The smoke's spreading east for miles. Thick, black.
I know there's that recycling place across London Rd that goes up in flames every couple of months. It looks round about there, but it's hard to tell from this distance.
The smoke's spreading east for miles. Thick, black.
I know there's that recycling place across London Rd that goes up in flames every couple of months. It looks round about there, but it's hard to tell from this distance.
September 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I looks like there's a really big fire somewhere near Celtic Park just now.
The smoke's spreading east for miles. Thick, black.
I know there's that recycling place across London Rd that goes up in flames every couple of months. It looks round about there, but it's hard to tell from this distance.
The smoke's spreading east for miles. Thick, black.
I know there's that recycling place across London Rd that goes up in flames every couple of months. It looks round about there, but it's hard to tell from this distance.
I can't see the bit where those whitey-righty law-and-order types like Yaxley-Lennon and Farage condemn criminal damage and intimidation.
Is there an editorial policy change at the BBC which means they're no longer quoting every single word Farage says. 🤔🙄 Or... 😳
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Is there an editorial policy change at the BBC which means they're no longer quoting every single word Farage says. 🤔🙄 Or... 😳
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Brick thrown through window of Falkirk hotel housing asylum seekers
Hundreds of pro and anti-immigration demonstrators previously held rival protests outside the hotel in Falkirk.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I can't see the bit where those whitey-righty law-and-order types like Yaxley-Lennon and Farage condemn criminal damage and intimidation.
Is there an editorial policy change at the BBC which means they're no longer quoting every single word Farage says. 🤔🙄 Or... 😳
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Is there an editorial policy change at the BBC which means they're no longer quoting every single word Farage says. 🤔🙄 Or... 😳
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Just throwing this out there, but...
Nobody outside of London gives a monkeys left nut about a Tube strike.
Do they not have "local" news down there?
Why do the rest of the World need to know about it?
Pretty sure when the Glasgow Underground was on strike it wasn't big news darn sarf.
Nobody outside of London gives a monkeys left nut about a Tube strike.
Do they not have "local" news down there?
Why do the rest of the World need to know about it?
Pretty sure when the Glasgow Underground was on strike it wasn't big news darn sarf.
September 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just throwing this out there, but...
Nobody outside of London gives a monkeys left nut about a Tube strike.
Do they not have "local" news down there?
Why do the rest of the World need to know about it?
Pretty sure when the Glasgow Underground was on strike it wasn't big news darn sarf.
Nobody outside of London gives a monkeys left nut about a Tube strike.
Do they not have "local" news down there?
Why do the rest of the World need to know about it?
Pretty sure when the Glasgow Underground was on strike it wasn't big news darn sarf.
Just had a Black Eyed Peas video show up on my timeline, and it reminded me of an old joke.
What do:
1. Manchester United
2. The Black Eyed Peas, and
3. Prince Andrew
Have in common.?
They've all been fucking embarrassing since Fergie left.
🙄😉
What do:
1. Manchester United
2. The Black Eyed Peas, and
3. Prince Andrew
Have in common.?
They've all been fucking embarrassing since Fergie left.
🙄😉
September 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Just had a Black Eyed Peas video show up on my timeline, and it reminded me of an old joke.
What do:
1. Manchester United
2. The Black Eyed Peas, and
3. Prince Andrew
Have in common.?
They've all been fucking embarrassing since Fergie left.
🙄😉
What do:
1. Manchester United
2. The Black Eyed Peas, and
3. Prince Andrew
Have in common.?
They've all been fucking embarrassing since Fergie left.
🙄😉
Ian Murray's sacking is a slightly baffling one.
Kier Starmer was in Scotland yesterday as part of the Danish warships announcement Murray himself takes credit for that deal (narcissist) in his departure letter.
So presumably they spoke yesterday. You'd think, if you were going to sack someone 1/?
Kier Starmer was in Scotland yesterday as part of the Danish warships announcement Murray himself takes credit for that deal (narcissist) in his departure letter.
So presumably they spoke yesterday. You'd think, if you were going to sack someone 1/?
September 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ian Murray's sacking is a slightly baffling one.
Kier Starmer was in Scotland yesterday as part of the Danish warships announcement Murray himself takes credit for that deal (narcissist) in his departure letter.
So presumably they spoke yesterday. You'd think, if you were going to sack someone 1/?
Kier Starmer was in Scotland yesterday as part of the Danish warships announcement Murray himself takes credit for that deal (narcissist) in his departure letter.
So presumably they spoke yesterday. You'd think, if you were going to sack someone 1/?