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Aurora Julja of the North
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I’M BACK, PEEPS. Still very tall in heels or stocking feet, proudly bi 🏳️‍🌈, ally to the marginalised everywhere, opposed to global fascism, part Svensk 🇸🇪, part Kashmiri [insert flag here], all Canadian 🇨🇦, here to connect again 💗
Pinned
My slogan remains unchanged:

We either wake up, or die in our sleep

✊🏼❤️‍🔥
I feel like David Cameron doesn’t get enough disgust regarding his time as PM of the UK

The only reason f**king Nigel Farage is still lingering like an unflushable floater is because Cameron done messed up BAD
June 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Feel like it’s kind of a disgrace that the nation who literally emerged as an entity by rebelling against a king & establishing a monarch-less society has to have a set of rallies stating “No Kings”, like that’s the whole point of your country, ma’am

Pathetic
June 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
We are watching the US become a world epicentre of heinous infectious diseases before our very eyes

Mark my words:

There will be bubonic plague & major Hantavirus outbreaks in the US within 1-2 yrs

There will be hospitals stretched to the limit due to measles & mumps & f**king rubella!

Horrific
June 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I know Canada has begun fully decoupling from that shit place below us when half the American internet is going off about the number 86 & I blissfully have no f**king clue what they’re talking about, as I quietly wonder what could happen in a by-election in Terrebonne

Elbows up
May 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Babe, new brain rot just dropped
Are the Christofascists okay
April 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Thank you universe for not allowing us to suffer a prime minister Poilievre

Carney isn’t perfect (who is?) & this NDP voter is a little sad at the final results tonight but we avoided disaster tonight 😥

Thank goddddddddddd

🙏🏼
April 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This post is probably a little too Vancouver for some of you but:

When you decide to name your band The New Pornographers (however ironically you meant it to be), you’re just asking for this kind of trouble, no?
April 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The future of America used to look like River Phoenix dancing with Al Gore’s daughters

Now it looks like Barron Trump hate-f**king the l*bs of tiktok wench
April 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Hey America, you realise this is going to end with a fair amount of fresh blood on your hands, right?

Like literal death-camps & shit?

You know this, right?

RIGHT?!

🤦🏻‍♀️
April 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Can you people in America decide if you still want a viable country or if you’re going to be OK just floating along as your government disappears & murders fellow citizens
April 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Is it me or does it not seem like the entire US government is being controlled by freaks whose brains are being manipulated by cordyceps fungus?

Like every decision is literally self-destructive

This is Dr. Strangelove on steroids
April 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Remember when the US still thought it had enough money to BUY Greenland, Panama, Canada, & Gaza?

Bahahaha that delusion has evaporated right quick

Get f**ked you morally & financially bankrupt clowns
April 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When your experts on fascism & defence of democracy decide to leave your country because they think it has become fascist & its institutions won’t defend democracy, maybe that’s a bad sign

www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
Fascism Scholars, Trump Critics Leave Yale for Canada
Jason Stanley, decrying Columbia University’s capitulation to the federal government, is leaving for the University of Toronto. So is Marci Shore, who said she fears “civil war.” Timothy Snyder says h...
www.insidehighered.com
March 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
WTF WTF WTF

How is the US NOT IN FULL RIOT MODE?!!!

Your society is a decaying corpse of this is tolerated or ignored (or cheered)

I am appalled & beyond repulsed

WOW, America, just WOW
The Trump regime’s secret police continue to kidnap people across the US. Here they kidnapped a PHD Student Rumeysa Ozturk in broad daylight for publishing an article last year, critical of Israel’s war crimes in Gaza.

People across the US have reportedly been tortured by the regime.
March 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
America, didn’t you know this was coming?

In 2004 you re-elected a nitwit who sent thousands of you to be maimed, killed, or permanently traumatised in fake wars in Asia after a disinformation campaign against his opponent, entirely making shit up about an actual hero of the Vietnam era
March 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I really don’t know how to explain the utter evil of the MAGA end goal of destroying higher education in the USA & replacing it with christofascist institutions entirely manipulated by atheistic nihilists who want to control society & keep it uninformed
March 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hey Canada, it’s time we followed suit & cancelled our order

RIGHT THIS F**KING MINUTE

Hello? Canadian MPs? Are you listening?
🇵🇹✈️❌ Portugal Defense Minister announced that Portugal will not purchase F-35 fighter jets from the US, citing geopolitical uncertainty and the unpredictability of American policy.
March 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My ongoing reminder

F**k the USA

Canada STRONG

True North Strong And Free
March 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
OK, I’m not kidding around here:

We need to cancel the F-35 order from the US

We need to immediately increase recruitment & training in the Canadian Forces

We need to immediately diversify our economic & military alliances

ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦
March 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The most insidious part of the story of the detained Canadian woman

Her friend states “I fully support the American government but I’m fearful for my friend”

And there you have it folks: Americans are really OK with fascism, just confused why their own personal friends are being fashed

Horrifying
March 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My Roman Empire is…the actual f**king Roman Empire, which I think about infrequently, though a little more frequently of late when reading about Caligula’s relevance to our modern time
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Amidst everything going on, NFL football (w/its conformism & Americanism) isn’t top of mind; even so, I wonder:

Are my Seattle Seahawks getting personnel advice from f**king DOGE? Like WTF

Cuz it sure seems like they’re doing equally haphazard & supremely damaging BS

No seriously
WTAF, guys?!
March 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Canada's interprovincial trade barriers have been lifted & the country-wide freedom of trade & certification takes effect June 1

That's $200 billion improvement for our country's internal trade, easier freedom of professional movement & stronger national unity in one fell swoop

F**K YOU, AMERICA
March 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hey America, question for you:

Who do you think will hurt you more when you backstab & piss them off: some guy who works at the same place you do, or your best & oldest friend who can’t believe you betrayed them?

Remember: there is no greater enemy than a friend betrayed

ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦
March 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM