Geoffrey ⭐️⭐️
@jmothecat.bsky.social
Aberdeen fan living in Edinburgh, dad to two girls, fan of psychology, philosophy, cricket, AFC and Star Trek
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Geoffrey ⭐️⭐️
@jmothecat.bsky.social
· Mar 10
The unlikely Scottish Football connection with the Orcs and Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings
Of all the annoying things about Steve Smith, the way he pronounces ‘debut’ might be the worst. ‘Day-Boo’. Piss off sandpaper.
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Of all the annoying things about Steve Smith, the way he pronounces ‘debut’ might be the worst. ‘Day-Boo’. Piss off sandpaper.
Well it would take a fair bit to coax me back to Labour but this departure certainly helps.
Welcome to the Green Party, former Labour and Co-operative MP for Brighton Kemptown, @russell-moyle.co.uk 💚
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Well it would take a fair bit to coax me back to Labour but this departure certainly helps.
Awful day today. One of those days that make me thankful for what I’ve got and all the good in my life.
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Awful day today. One of those days that make me thankful for what I’ve got and all the good in my life.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Controversial opinion but I don’t think Doak is as good as the commentary team seem to think he is. Obviously I hope this is nothing serious but I don’t think losing him is catastrophic.
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Controversial opinion but I don’t think Doak is as good as the commentary team seem to think he is. Obviously I hope this is nothing serious but I don’t think losing him is catastrophic.
What a fucking goal!
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What a fucking goal!
Gregor Townshend needs to be gone after that. He’s yesterday’s man.
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Gregor Townshend needs to be gone after that. He’s yesterday’s man.
God knows. I don’t. Wow.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
God knows. I don’t. Wow.
Ben Doak is nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ben Doak is nowhere near as good as he thinks he is.
Poor. Hanley absolutely terrible.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Poor. Hanley absolutely terrible.
Well that last five minutes paper over the cracks a little but that was incredibly poor.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Well that last five minutes paper over the cracks a little but that was incredibly poor.
This ref is making me miss Scottish ones, which is really saying something. Football is a fucking contact sport you eejit.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This ref is making me miss Scottish ones, which is really saying something. Football is a fucking contact sport you eejit.
If Scotland somehow win this then we are getting a centuries worth of luck in a single campaign.
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If Scotland somehow win this then we are getting a centuries worth of luck in a single campaign.
Scotland look terrible. Again.
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Scotland look terrible. Again.
I stand by it. Buttery not Rowie. #butterypride
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I stand by it. Buttery not Rowie. #butterypride
Does anyone say that?
Couples who say that snuggling up and reading the same book at the same time together is romantic have never actually tried it. It's infuriating. My boyfriend reads so slowly. By the time he finishes one page, I could have read three. Nah, individual reading only from now on.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Does anyone say that?
Normally hate a fixture change but this means I’ll actually be able to make it up to Aberdeen for the Huns game 🍻🍺🍻🍺
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Normally hate a fixture change but this means I’ll actually be able to make it up to Aberdeen for the Huns game 🍻🍺🍻🍺
Settle a debate: if you were going somewhere for 4 nights, how many pairs of pants are you taking with you?
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Settle a debate: if you were going somewhere for 4 nights, how many pairs of pants are you taking with you?
Maybe I’m not positive enough but tbh I’ll take a draw against that Motherwell side. I think they are a far better side than their current league position indicates.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Maybe I’m not positive enough but tbh I’ll take a draw against that Motherwell side. I think they are a far better side than their current league position indicates.
Do you have to be grumpy to a bus driver, or does being a bus driver just make you grumpy?
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Do you have to be grumpy to a bus driver, or does being a bus driver just make you grumpy?
I can assure you I’ve always supported Roma
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I can assure you I’ve always supported Roma
When someone like Kendrick, or Ronaldo, or Novak act arrogant you may not enjoy it, but you take it because they are contenders for the best to ever do their chosen pursuit.
When Jonathan Liew does it you wonder how anyone in The Guardian offices or sport media conferences can stand being near him.
When Jonathan Liew does it you wonder how anyone in The Guardian offices or sport media conferences can stand being near him.
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When someone like Kendrick, or Ronaldo, or Novak act arrogant you may not enjoy it, but you take it because they are contenders for the best to ever do their chosen pursuit.
When Jonathan Liew does it you wonder how anyone in The Guardian offices or sport media conferences can stand being near him.
When Jonathan Liew does it you wonder how anyone in The Guardian offices or sport media conferences can stand being near him.
Thought that Sherbert Fountain was better than usual.
Police find suspected cocaine in trick-or-treat bucket
Police find suspected cocaine in trick-or-treat bucket
An officer dressed as Spiderman to carry out a Halloween sting operation on a gang in Peru.
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November 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Thought that Sherbert Fountain was better than usual.
Mary Earps really comes across as bitter, it must have really hurt seeing Hampton playing so well.
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Mary Earps really comes across as bitter, it must have really hurt seeing Hampton playing so well.