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Spent all day moving, went to unbox my brand new TV and it was broken!! 😠😭 thanks @Target 🖕
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Spent all day moving, went to unbox my brand new TV and it was broken!! 😠😭 thanks @Target 🖕
5 day weekend starts now!
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
5 day weekend starts now!
A small child just pointed at me and called me "Da-da". That's twice this month.
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A small child just pointed at me and called me "Da-da". That's twice this month.
Waiting for my @23andMe results feels like an eternity :(
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Waiting for my @23andMe results feels like an eternity :(
Do you think Shaniqua ever even lived there?
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Do you think Shaniqua ever even lived there?
This week my brother celebrates becoming a father, and I celebrate still not becoming a father. #icelebratebydoinganythingiwantwheveriwant
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This week my brother celebrates becoming a father, and I celebrate still not becoming a father. #icelebratebydoinganythingiwantwheveriwant
My cat is pretty good at letting me know there's a roach nearby, but kind of a bitch when it comes to killing them.
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My cat is pretty good at letting me know there's a roach nearby, but kind of a bitch when it comes to killing them.
Today's workout is fueled by limp bizkit. Thanks Spotify "2000s rock" playlist
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Today's workout is fueled by limp bizkit. Thanks Spotify "2000s rock" playlist
That awkward moment when your girlfriend passes out in the middle of a crowded club and you catch her but have no idea what to do...
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
That awkward moment when your girlfriend passes out in the middle of a crowded club and you catch her but have no idea what to do...
I'm browsing amazon for a new pull chain for my bedroom light/fan. WTF is my life?
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm browsing amazon for a new pull chain for my bedroom light/fan. WTF is my life?
Remember, every mother's day needs a mother's night...
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Remember, every mother's day needs a mother's night...
Two days of DOMS from empty bar squats. #imweakagain #justrehabthings #6weeksofinactivity #8monthsofnotlifting
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Two days of DOMS from empty bar squats. #imweakagain #justrehabthings #6weeksofinactivity #8monthsofnotlifting
I've said it before, but Athens @tacobell 's are the worst.
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I've said it before, but Athens @tacobell 's are the worst.
I am the baddest of them all
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am the baddest of them all
I just preordered one of these: https://share.plastc.com/x/d9HUkM
I don't expect the product to actually kick off ever, but if it does ... it's sweet
I don't expect the product to actually kick off ever, but if it does ... it's sweet
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I just preordered one of these: https://share.plastc.com/x/d9HUkM
I don't expect the product to actually kick off ever, but if it does ... it's sweet
I don't expect the product to actually kick off ever, but if it does ... it's sweet
Started my new weight-loss program last night - it's working! #foodpoisoning
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Started my new weight-loss program last night - it's working! #foodpoisoning
Guy at Walmart buying valentine's day stuff and a fitbit.... Do I tell him? #definitelynotgettinglaid
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Guy at Walmart buying valentine's day stuff and a fitbit.... Do I tell him? #definitelynotgettinglaid
10:15am is when everyone in my office has their coffee kick in (and they all have to poo)
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
10:15am is when everyone in my office has their coffee kick in (and they all have to poo)
I just filled my car up for $15... What the fuck
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I just filled my car up for $15... What the fuck
Too many people at my work are on the same poop schedule
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Too many people at my work are on the same poop schedule
I had a nightmare that I got drunk and shaved my beard. The ensuing emotional trauma has made me late for work.
January 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I had a nightmare that I got drunk and shaved my beard. The ensuing emotional trauma has made me late for work.
I didn't think the @tacobell breakfast menu was big enough for them to mess up both items I ordered. #andiwastheonlypersonthere
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I didn't think the @tacobell breakfast menu was big enough for them to mess up both items I ordered. #andiwastheonlypersonthere
I've unsubscribed from like 8 email newsletter things today. I feel free. #liberated
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I've unsubscribed from like 8 email newsletter things today. I feel free. #liberated
I don't trust people who study for exams. If you can learn a whole semester of stuff in 2 days, what other wizard shit are you capable of?
January 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I don't trust people who study for exams. If you can learn a whole semester of stuff in 2 days, what other wizard shit are you capable of?