You threaten Mexico,
You negotiate with Europe,
You tweet about it all,
And markets start to doubt.
You do the Tariff Pokey and investors run about,
That's what it's all about!

You tax the Chinese goods,
You spare some allies too,
You raise the metal rates,
And traders start to pout.
You do the Tariff Pokey and the Dow Jones tumbles down,
That's what it's all about!

You put the tariffs on,
You take the tariffs off,
You put the tariffs on,
And markets shake about.
You do the Tariff Pokey and the stocks turn all around,
That's what it's all about!